1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.
5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.
6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!
7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.
8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.
1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.
12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13, how to lose weight without eating?
14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...
15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !
18, there is love besides teeth.
19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.
22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.
24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.
26. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...
27, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired. (Classic Quotation www.zhaojuzi.com)
28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
29. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.
30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
3 1, hands in pockets, nobody loves.
32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single.
34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
36. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.
37. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.
43. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness.
44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
45. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
47. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
48. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
49. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
50. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
5 1, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
When I woke up, it was already dark.
53. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.
54. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.
You should know the script of your life-it is not the sequel of your parents, the prequel of your children, or the story of your friends.
59. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.
60. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.
6 1, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?