To this end, the vast number of netizens have "created" many interesting "ice cream assassins" with their own ingenuity. Let's enjoy them with me. (Copywriting is collected on various online platforms. I hope you will like it. )
I ate ice cream at 1 and 25 for three years, but my savings were gone and my house was gone. Now I finally have a fifty-cent saussurea involucrata. What you said is false. Can I not know whether it is true or not?
-"I am not a cake god"
2. I want to eat Saussurea involucrata. I insist on making Saussurea involucrata into a cake king. I want to protect Saussurea involucrata. Why don't you hate me, but hate innocent snow lotus!
The queen in the palace
If we don't fight this war with expensive ice cream, our next generation will fight this war.
-"Pancake Lake"
My mother always said that life is like an ice cream cabinet, you never know what level of assassin you pick up.
-"The True Story of Snow"
I only want three things: cheap, cheap, or fucking cheap!
-"Let the ice cream fly"
6. Do you know how much an ice cream is on the market now? 160! I can't hold it with one hand!
-high teller
7. Lotus seed, how can you live without you, Lotus seed.
-"From Ice Cream Across the World"
8, people will never understand, which ice cream inadvertently said goodbye to you, it really won't be goodbye.
-Cake and Cake Search
9. Love without substance is like a cake, which melts when the wind blows twice.
-"Hour Cake"
10, when expensive becomes the mainstream, parity is a crime.
-"The Name of Ice Cream"
1 1, aren't you bullying honest cake?
-"Let Snow Lotus Fly"
12, high prices will never win, and you will win if you insist on Saussurea involucrata.
-"green cake"
13, magnum wants to kill us, and Zhong wants to join in the fun, so fight!
-"Making a Cake"
14, each ice cream used to be 50 cents, although only a few people remember it.
-"The Little Prince"
15, I love your tattered packaging, but I dare to stop Gao Xue's madness. Love you as much as I do, and the price is the same. Will you go? Does it match? Is this stupid bag a fight? War, with a simple cake, whimpers and growls in the hot summer, who says expensive cakes are heroes!
-"Lonely Cake"
16, the assassin's ice cream blushed and the veins stood out on his forehead, arguing that "500 ice cream is not expensive in a box ... can it be expensive?" The incomprehensible "poor gentleman" and "who is poor" caused everyone to laugh, and the air inside and outside the store was filled with joy.
-"Kong Yi Cake"
17, when she was young, she didn't know that all the ice creams sold in the freezer had been marked with prices in the dark.
-Headless ice cream
18, some cakes are shallow and some cakes are rotten. Among them, one day you will meet the rainbow-like snow lotus. When you meet her, you will feel that other cakes are just clouds.
-"The cake is moving"
19, I bought a clock. Did you choose an idol? Zhong Gao Xue, I'm retiring, and Jesus can't stay. I told you!
-"sweeping the cake"
20, lotus, the gentleman of cake is also.
-"Ailian said"
2 1, first of all, I am not dirty, I am clean! Second, I don't call you hello, my name is Chu Xuelian! Third, if you play this boring game again, I will make you really poor!
-"Let's watch the snow lotus rain together"
22. What you lose is your reputation, and what it loses is its profit!
-"See another lotus crisp dream"
23, Emperor Ama! Do you still remember Xia Xuelian by Daming Lake? That was your favorite Xia Xuelian when you were a child!
-"Return the cake to space"
24. We are talking about ice cream, not assassins.
-The King of Ice Cream
25, open the convenience store freezer carefully read half ring, only to see the words from the gap in the ice cream, each ice cream is written with the word "cannibalism"!
-"Crazy Cake Diary"
26. I am sure of three things: first, Zhong is a vampire; Second, a part of him, I don't know how old he is, longs for the little money left in his wallet; Third, I fell in love with Xuelian unconditionally and hopelessly.
-"City of Ice Cream"
27. "China can't live without Snow Lotus" and "Just as the West can't live without Jerusalem"
-Saussurea involucrata 19 19
28. "Whose love do you think you accepted? It is a pack of snow lotus, betraying all the ice cream assassins who love you, enduring all the pain for you and bringing you joy. "
-"Big Fish Snow Lotus"
29. When ice cream assassins want to become gods by stepping on snow lotus, they must end up falling into the sink.
-Cake hunting picture book
30. Give an ice cream when you can rob money. Such a serious enterprise is rare.
-Cake Man Daily
3 1, you ice cream assassins can fight as long as you want until you win completely.
-"Anti-Xue Yuanlian"
32. Behind this sky-high ice cream is the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality.
-"Benin Cake"
At first, no one cared about the difficulty of cake until it was closely related to everyone.
-"Wandering Cake Ball"
34. So much for physical coolness. The spirit is really cool.
Gorky
35. All the ice cream I have experienced in my life will eventually be repaid by bankruptcy.
-Centennial ice cream
36. People who can control the price of ice cream are greater than those who can win a box of ice cream at a big price.
-The cake is broken.
Too many. If you see an interesting copy, you can send it to the comment area below to make everyone happy.