Funny sentences from the object:
There are two ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mother, and the other is to surpass her father.
Only 5% of real fruit can be called real fruit, and my selfie is only 5%. How can I call it cheating?
Technology is really advanced. Now I can stay at home and be hurt by strangers thousands of miles away!
I have always respected money. I didn't steal, rob, nor did I.
Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it looks like it was blown away by the strong wind.
I am in a good mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. That's all.
About ideals: what I want most in my life is the kind of person who is great with two stinking money.
At the same age as flowers, some people grow into roses, some grow into lilies, and you grow into fleshy ones.
Asking yourself how poor you can be is like finding a piece of steel.
I hope everyone can take the initiative to get out of the comfort zone and let me in.
Funny sentences sent by classmates:
The teacher said that once I found out that I couldn't do math problems, I would skip it. I never stopped this jump.
Try not to fall in love early when you are young. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.
Military training is coming soon. Who wants to join the army instead of his father?
When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really powerful, and they have already met someone at a young age.
Learning will always start from the next semester, and losing weight will always start from the next meal.
When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if he is ugly, in case he is blind.
Full of wisdom and big face.
Don't ask me why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua, because you don't want to?
It is gold that shines forever, and you, a piece of glass, can only reflect light.
Work hard so that your mother can boast when she walks on the street corner.
Funny sentences sent by friends:
There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.
Eighty percent of my weight is in my head.
Other people's money and wealth are things other than me.
Why I was born in the south, but I drink northwest wind every day.
My favorite sport: wrangling.
I can't understand those people who dream of falling pies from the sky every day. If I have to, I hope it's scallion cake.
Those who let nature take its course will eventually let nature take its course.
I am unpopular, but I am angry.
I am good at sleeping and staying up late, and occasionally I can stay up all night.
When I was a child, I made a wish that I could have 100 yuan pocket money every day. When I grow up, my wish has come true. It's really only 3,000 yuan a month.