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New and old prose
At work, I always like to take out the electric razor from the drawer to shave, which leads to dissatisfaction among my female colleagues and says,' This is something that should be done in the bathroom'.

Very casual, I often call my wife and say,' I won't cook tonight, let's eat KFC hometown chicken!'

I often go to the gym after work and take a bath before I go home.

Dressing is casual, I often wear sneakers in and out of the office, and my pants and knees are often worn out. The hairstyle is changed at both ends every three days, and the color is unconventional.

You will say' I love you' when you are in love. When introducing his wife, he will say,' This is my wife.'

On our wedding anniversary, I often buy a bunch of roses for my wife at the flower shop and say,' Dear, you are still so beautiful after all these years.'

After divorce, they will say,' divorced, we are still friends.'

The monthly salary and wife practice "one family, two systems" and often say to their wives,' Dear, if you have no money, just tell me and I'll give it to you.'

At work, I always like to decorate pure water with disposable cups and drink it off.

I often say humorously that my wife's measurements are becoming more and more standard, but the proportion is not harmonious.

I like listening to modern pop songs such as Because of Love.

Have one thing in common with old-school men, that is, everyone is a man.

Old-school figures

After getting up in the morning, I like to apply shaving cream on my chin, shave slowly with a manual razor, and then wash it with water.

I always buy some food from Bazaar after work. When I get home, the husband and wife will cook a home-cooked meal together.

Exercise often refers to running in the park after getting up in the morning, doing gymnastics and taking away the garbage last night.

Wear a suit and tie, and have a neat hairstyle.

When you are in love, you will say' I like you'. When introducing his wife, he will say,' This is my wife (or' Minister of the Interior').

On our wedding anniversary, I often cook a big dinner and say,' Wife, I have worked hard for you these years.'

After divorce, you will say,' Don't come to me again if you get divorced'.

My monthly salary is paid in full, and I often have only a few dollars left in my pocket at the end of each month. I often ask my wife for money:' Wife, give me some money to buy a pack of cigarettes.'

I like buying expensive tea. When I go to work, I soak a cup in a carbonized cup and taste it slowly.

I often complain that my wife is getting fatter.

I like listening to Teresa Teng's song: "Where would I be if I hadn't met you?" ? How's life? Do you want to cherish life?'

There is one thing in common with new men, that is, everyone is a man.