Zhihu users, well, willful! Bite me if you refuse!
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The official account of WeChat has reprinted my article. Wait till I sue you to death.
Let me give a sad answer.
It's my ex-girlfriend, my classmate when I was studying in America. A Japanese girl more beautiful than cherry blossoms, height 177. Her name is Yuriko Shimazu.
We established a relationship because once I was eating in the school cafeteria, she complained to me that the double cheeseburger at school was sold out … she just wanted to eat that bite …
I gave her mine ... (I haven't had time to bite it ...) and then we were magically together.
I always felt that I was not good enough for her. Before that, my living habits were very bad. I drank two packs of rice-flavored American spirits, a bottle of 750ml grey goose for two days, and a bottle for two days because the living expenses were only 120 dollars, and I couldn't do anything else after drinking it ... all for writing books to inspire. This directly led to my sallow face. I look like a 30-year-old man, not a 20-year-old man. For my image at that time, please refer to Teacher Gao's After Raising Children. )
Once we went to Japan Town in San Francisco and met a friend of hers. As a result, people don't believe that I am her boyfriend at all …
To this end, my self-esteem has been greatly hit. From then on, I ran 10000 meters cross-country every day, took a bath twice a day (I have been insisting until now), began to learn fashion (although I haven't worked out a serious result yet), gave up drinking, changed two packs of cigarettes a day into two packs of cigarettes, went to bed at 10 at two o'clock in the evening, ate only vegetables and salmon every day, and occasionally ordered other white meat.
After half a year, I lost 52 Jin, from 2 12 Jin to 160 Jin. Because of the rule of life, the skin color is much better, and it has become a thin man with two mermaid lines and eight abdominal muscles parallel to the clavicle. I remember telling Yuriko, aren't you afraid that I will be attracted to others?
She said,
No, because our love for each other made you.
I was in fucking tears.
My life has changed from decadent to positive, and my quality has improved because of her.
I just got up, and I have to negotiate with Party A today ... Last night, I drank a bottle of two Jin of Maotai by myself ... When I got up, I was very moved to see everyone's full concern, so I'll talk about my feelings and avoid digressing ... I'll simply talk about our feelings when we were together.
When I lived in San Francisco, I made many Japanese friends. My biggest feeling is that the Japanese pay great attention to details, and almost every Japanese is like this. Like the first time we went to eat steak. She remembers that I like to eat something a little raw and cooked, not rare (well, I'm so prude ...). After that, she will ask the store repeatedly every time she orders, which is more important than me. At that time, I felt that Japanese girlfriends really had better control over details than ordinary girls in China.
Can dress up, pleasing to the eye, cold, can transform into a uniform actress, can also transform into ski cap wearing slippers to find my stupid cute sister. I feel that Japanese girls are the best dressed among China, Japan and Korea. Because I feel that each of them will wear makeup, and there are many people who don't wear makeup and don't go out. Finding a Japanese girlfriend is really a face.
People will think you are rich.
And before we were together, I thought she was a very gentle girl. Of course, most of the time she is really gentle with me, but ...! ! !
But! ! !
But! ! !
Once the Japanese have alcohol blessing! !
Completely changed! You said you were fucking drunk! Why take off your clothes! At least keep one for yourself! Those girls always take off their clothes when they drink too much … boys always smoke marijuana … drink too much … I feel that the Japanese who are usually gentle and polite seem to be locked up, and alcohol is the key to release them.
Stay away from drunken Japanese, believe me.
Although Japanese girls are more reserved, they are foreigners. When you get to know them, you will find that most Japanese girls are quite vicious. For example, a Korean boy in our class confessed to another Japanese girl (Yuriko's best friend) in our class, but she was ruthlessly rejected on the grounds that "Korea is a poor and pretentious country, and my mother would not agree".
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Japanese girls are basically not Yan Kong, but I asked yuko and her friends that what they basically like is strength and masculinity, which is a hurdle for China boys ~ I once asked yuko when she thought I was the most handsome. She said that on Japan Day, we took part in activities and played judo in the gym, and I threw out four by myself. She said that she had a fever ~ (Oh, hehe ~) The Japanese are really a martial people. If you can't even go out with glasses, please don't confess Japanese girls, lest you be hit in the face with anger. For example, "I can't be with you, your hormones are too low."
Another point is that the Japanese are more or less discriminated against by race, and they discriminate against whites. In their view, although white people took them to modernization (black ship, after World War II).
But monkeys are monkeys! ……
Please avoid arguing with Japanese girlfriends or friends about Japan's invasion of China or Diaoyu Islands. The Japanese really don't care about politics, I feel, and besides, they scare off the people who sleep next to them because they win or lose. Stupid.
There are also Japanese girls who are actually quite strong. I think I know exactly where the bottom line is. For material things, Japanese girls are the least concerned among China, Japan and South Korea (probably because others have the most money). Love is love, and I love you because I love you. You want people. In people's eyes, it is vulgar not to mention money in emotional matters. In addition, what Japanese girls hate most is coyness.
Good exercise can really hold Japanese girls.
Let's talk about this first, then later.
We made a promise at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
We used to greet the sunrise together on the roof of Sheraton new york Hotel.
We once walked hand in hand for a day in Yosemite, California, and we were not tired at all.
We used to catch lizards and desert helmets together in the desert of Nevada.
We shoveled shit for our son, a cute short-legged meow.
We used to go scuba diving in Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula.
We used to bully Koreans together at school ... (well, we went too far)
We once participated in the kissing contest held by the fraternity, 3h 17min.
We used to browse Google Maps together. From the hospital where you were born to going abroad. She talked about her. Tell each other about their previous lives.
We took part in the minors' parade in Japan.
We also participated in the lion dance in Chinatown in San Francisco.
Fishing together
Drink together
Learn to play golf together
Feed the seagulls together at fisherman's wharf
Run in the morning on the Golden Gate Bridge and surf under it.
Line up in front of Best Buy on Thanksgiving Day.
Sing k together
Get a driver's license together
Buy a car together
Cheat together
Sell exam answers together
Too much together.
Later, she and I separated because we returned to China.
I am sure that she is the love of my life.
She will visit me in Qingdao next month.
So I'm at a loss now.
I just said where I want to go. What a mess. I don't mind reading it.
I finished these with tears.
The last photo when I lost weight.
Do you have white and tender wood?
When I climb over the wall, I will take a picture of yuko.
Duan Liyang, I once told you.
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
I know you must remember that I miss you very much.
2014.11.110: 43 update.
Duan Liyang agreed to let me take some photos, but please don't disturb her. If yuko is angry and can't get back together (the big lady has a big temper and hates being disturbed by others) ... I really try to play with you. ...
The last point will be deleted tomorrow morning at the latest.
Satisfied, you bad guys! If it is updated again, it will be a wedding photo. The hymn has been harassed by someone. Be honest.
PPs。 Some people say I'm not good enough for yuko. I don't understand. Yuko is rich and talented, and his parents are very supportive. There are no practical problems that hinder us. My parents haven't said no yet It's your turn to object.
I'll just leave a side face in the photo, as long as I can prove that I'm not lying. Many of you can prove it for me in the comments.
Well, that's it.
She came to show off on 12.28.
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Although I have never been in contact with Japanese girls, there is a Japanese girl in our high school. ...
Although some people say that the Japanese are disgusting and evil, I heard that a Japanese girl had transferred to another school, and everyone flocked to her class like a giant panda to see her. ...
The Japanese girl I remember is in China. No, she is short in Wuhan, only about 155.
Hairstyles are also decorated with flattering ponytails and shy smiles. I gave her high marks at first sight.
After the novelty faded, she became an ordinary member of our school. Because of her lovely appearance, a lolicon in our class took the initiative and successfully intercepted her!
Here are the pictures I saw them get along with:
Lolicon can only speak a few simple Japanese, while Japanese girls can only speak a few Chinese. Fortunately, smart phone is a great invention ... I can often see them talking together during lunch break. Sometimes I can't communicate in English anymore, so I take out my mobile phone and translate it. I can laugh happily after watching it many times. "This what ahaha ha ha. XX, repeat after me, X-X-"That picture is really warm and picturesque.
In fact, China also has that kind of western-style shirt+skirt (ku) school uniform, but we girls in China don't like it, and Japanese girls like it! After class in the afternoon, I will open my eyes (Feng), open my eyes (Left) and open my eyes (An) hand in hand, but because the height difference is really great ... there is no feeling of being a couple at all, only feeling at home. Occasionally, when I see them in canteens and snack bars, I always see lolicon bending down to eat food fed by Japanese girls. After eating, he either nodded exaggeratedly, screamed in surprise and touched his head gently, or fed the Japanese girl with food in his mouth. Japanese girls usually respond with laughter and "the tenderest bow, like the shyness of a hibiscus." After reading it, I really want to find a good girl to talk about a beautiful love that lasts a lifetime.
Japanese girls don't get good grades-that's normal. But she works hard. Lolicon always complains to us that she works too hard. Our school is just an ordinary national key high school, and the teaching time is also very ordinary 6: 30-22: 10. Generally speaking, after students finish all their homework, it takes about the same time to take a shower and watch TV when they get home. But when lolicon said that Japanese girls have to study for 2-3 hours every day after returning home, they can't sleep for 5 hours every day. We were really shocked. We don't get enough sleep every day, and she only sleeps so little, which is terrible ... so I said to him, "If you don't sleep for 8 hours every day, you won't grow tall and your breasts won't grow big, and he will understand." He nodded excitedly. During the third recess, he said to me, "After I said it, she asked me if I would like it if she kept doing this?" I nodded without hesitation, and she scolded me and smiled. "This stupid couple is really hopeless. ...
These are the most impressive fragments in my mind. I asked him this question when I first wrote it. He replied, "Apart from being gentle, the biggest difference is that foreigners are really nice. Even if you swear, you will only say Baka and Joni Aho. It doesn't hurt people at all, but it makes people laugh. " On the other hand, we Wuhan sisters, who speak Wuhan dialect, rarely have a dirty word as an auxiliary word in every sentence. Although people feel straightforward, they are not interested in love anyway. "
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Here's an extra line. You girls in Wuhan should not be outraged. My friends and I like our girls in Wuhan very much, but this dialect of Wuhan dialect is like this. Not to mention something important, you can't be an authentic Wuhan person, can you? So we all think that the girls who speak Wuhan dialect are straightforward, loyal and gentle, but they are covered up with loud swearing. Besides, we Wuhan girls are first-class goddesses as long as we speak Mandarin, aren't we?
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Reread the subject's question, confess, oh confess.
I think this is the biggest difference between China girls and Japanese girls.
China girls don't like confession. They think that confession will make them feel kidnapped by the masses, which will make them uncomfortable and subconsciously refuse. They are more accustomed to being reserved. When they get to know each other, they talk more about becoming friends. When they hint enough, they go up and touch their hands. After touching their hands, they held hands. After holding hands, they watched a movie. When watching movies, they are lovers. Are you kidding? Couples in China usually come like this ... (at least I'm around ...)
Japanese girls, even shy and introverted girls, don't hate confession, even if they don't like it. If they think they like it, they have to make it clear. If you are interested in me, you have to show your determination and attitude. I hate ambiguity and timidity. If you don't confess, even if they have been recognized as lovers, she won't admit it in her heart. Just like you have a switch in your heart, it will be turned on after you confess, and then with the voice of biu, the shyness and gentleness, arrogance and poison tongue of Japanese girls will be turned on at the same time. Whether you can touch her like that, and whether she will make you feel your heart beat faster, are all things you should chase after her in the future. However, if you both have feelings, then you will become lovers or "limited lovers" directly. You can get tired of flashing.
As for how that lolicon caught up with Japanese girls. Stop the Japanese girl in the corridor, bow sincerely and give her a letter written in distorted Japanese, and meet her in the small playground behind the teaching building after lunch break. Then there is a confession. It is worth mentioning that the confession was said once in Japan and then in Chinese. Japanese girls didn't refuse or agree. He said he would go back and think about it. After thinking about it for a week, they got together.