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Today is April Fool's Day, how to cheat your girlfriend? Make her think I can't live without her.
I've fantasized about it a thousand times, whether it's at night or at noon, sometimes I'm running and sometimes I'm dreaming. I want to tell you that I love you.

Open a book for you to read, find the words "I love you" in advance and draw them with a marker.

I called to ask what you were doing, what you had for dinner, and whether you were constipated. By the way, I tell you calmly that I love you.

Make a birthday cake for you, and you can see that I spell I love you with full blueberries.

Drink a bottle of jagermeister, feel energetic, stagger up behind you and hug you.

Let's go swimming in the sea with you in May. And some cold water. I can scream and shout I love you.

I'll cook for you, tomatoes, eggs, spicy and hot fish and cooked pork. It seems that we are together. I'll give you the last piece of meat.

Please go on a trip together. If you want to cheat, I will cry and say I love you, too. Don't go.

We watched movies together, I peeked at you and leaned my head on your shoulder.

Go downstairs to your house, call you, put my head out and wave to you to let you know that I can't sleep thinking about you.

I will send you a message when I see someone who likes you, telling you that I still like you best.

I will send you a candid photo to let you know that I have always loved you.

Learn a love song and sing it to you, even if it's ugly.

Write a letter to tell you when I began to love you. Frankly speaking, I don't know when I will stop loving you.

Buy a sexy underwear to wear at my house.

I can also choose a diamond ring and pretend to give it to you, so I don't have time to talk. Will you promise me?

Last night, I asked a donkey to tell you that I love you.

I'll be angry with you, too. I will yell at you angrily. I really like you.

Looking at you, I can't help loving you.

I really want to learn to fly a plane and draw I love you in the air with colored smoke.

If someone asks me, I will stand up and say loudly, yes, I just love him! Let everyone know my love for you.

I want to make a ppt about loving you, just like proposing marriage. I will put on my glasses and high heels and explain to you page by page how much I love you.

When I can't see you, leave a message at the bottom of your blog to tell you that I miss you strongly.

Go to the gym, go to the beauty salon to sell new clothes, and then see your surprised face and say with a smile that it's all because of you.

You play games, I will go, choose a job as a wet nurse, upgrade the copy with you, and try my best to enrich your blood.

Put on a T-shirt with your name on it. When I see you, I will be proud of you.

Watching you eat ice cream and kissing you when you put it in your mouth.

If I go bungee jumping, I will tell the world that I love you at the moment of jumping.

Send you postcards from all over the world and write down I love you in various languages.

I smile every time I see you, so you should know how happy I am to see you.

If you are unhappy, I will dance for you so that you can dance with me and make you happy.

If I meet you at someone else's wedding, I will try my best to grab the bride's bouquet and use this good luck to prove that I want to be with you.

Even if I don't do anything, I want to take a picture and send it to you when I make a mask at home. I'm sorry I'm not together, because you've seen me like this.

When running, stop when you hear your favorite music. Listen carefully and tell you, I can't breathe. . Love. . You

When you eat your favorite food, I will definitely bring you here and say thank you when you are satisfied. I will answer you're welcome, because I like you.

If I can publish a book, I will print a sentence "I love you" on the title page.

When you are silent, you keep saying what you want to say, and when you break out, you don't stop.

If I learn to draw, I will send you a sketch of your side face, drawing your slightly upturned eyelashes, straight nose and closed mouth. When you see it, you will know how much I love you.

If I have the chance to make you breakfast, I will fry you a love poached egg?

Pretend to be sad inadvertently, and I'll tell you what to do if you like someone. If you ask who it is, I will look you in the eye and bravely say it is you.

On Valentine's Day, I gave you a tacky chocolate. I wonder if it will be sweet for you.

Take care of your pet and intimidate your dog to help me chase you.

If you are sick, I will take care of you, cook you porridge, feed you medicine and pour you every cup of boiling water with just the right temperature. If you are moved, I will wave my hand and say nothing, just because I like you, hahaha.

You can't help clapping your hands and saying, I like it.

Talk to you rationally about great love at all times and in all countries, calmly analyze our feelings and explain to you how much I love you.

Count to one hundred. If I can't stop thinking about you, I'll call you and say I really miss you.

I also want to find a snowflake and seal it with pure polyvinyl acetal resin.

Dressed as a bridge dream, I tell you, I don't want to forget you all my life.

Kiss you, kiss you, kiss you.

Imitate yourself every day, every little move. If you ask why, say that imitation is the greatest expression of love.

Even if my voice is hoarse, I will learn to say those three words to you with gestures and lips.

Set your mobile phone password as your birthday, and calmly tell the reason when you find it.

I really want to undress and wait for you in the quilt.

When you drop a dollar coin, I will quietly pick it up and grind it into a pendant with your name engraved on it to tell you the whole story.

I also thought about buying seven stones on Taobao to summon the dragon for you!

I'll make you coffee. We rushed up, pretended to be awesome, and proudly said, hey, what's up, my beloved husband?

Show you the article and choose a great love story, ha, so that when you turn the pages, you can say, do you know my heart?

If one day you praise me for wearing a skirt, just wear it for a week! Hanging around in front of your eyes every day.

Actually, I'm afraid I'll bother you, but if you blame me, I'll tell you that I just like you.

Find a good bottle of wine, share it with you, and say to the sunset when you are slightly drunk, do you want to be together?

When I go to Ktv, I only care about you watching you sing.

I also want to follow you and wear a wig one day. When you find out, I will throw it angrily and say who the fuck made me like you.

It's not bad to collude with the elevator manager I deliberately locked us in the elevator. Will the strange hormonal effects in closed space make us hug together?

If one day I have a lot of money, I will also get an led billboard in the city center, which is full of my love for you.

As the saying goes, tricks don't necessarily work. You can also try putting candles downstairs.

Secretly plant a small tree near your home. If he grows tall and I still love you so much, I will take you to see the tree and kiss you under it.

Buy you a parrot and teach it to say I love you in advance.

If you can drive me, I will sit in the second row and lip-synch to you in the rearview mirror.

Eat McDonald's with you, and write an Iloveu with ketchup when you go to the bathroom.

Send you a message in Weibo circle, and write a sentence in the most common tone. I feel that I love you very much when I get up in the morning, which makes people happy.

When I encounter something sad, I will think of you and tell you that I am lucky to have you.

I give you the last piece of brain flower when I eat hot pot. I think it is my noblest love.

Ha ha ha, I can knit you a sweater. Wool underwear is also good.

I want to go to see the Himalayas with you, hold you in the snow and say I love you at the highest place.

I also thought about whether to put a small note in the moon cake to write love words or something.

The wireless password at home is your name.

Maybe you will accidentally say it when you are talking in your sleep.

It's not bad if you use rough methods. Grab your collar in front of you and say I like you.

Have long hair or cut it short.

I will also buy sexy underwear. Does this effort prove that I love you?

Is it too low to sit together and steal thighs?

If someone speaks ill of you, I will hit him.

How many? I don't know, but even if I am so powerful, no one will let me say I love you.