I also often go to the gym to exercise. Tell me about my wonderful experience in the gym.
After work, I came to the gym in my usual fitness clothes. The gym is downstairs in our house. I changed my clothes, did warm-up exercises and started running on the treadmill as usual. Just after running for a while, a man came by to prepare for running, but his treadmill was broken and could not be repaired. Then he looked at me (not much on the treadmill) and asked me if we could run together. I was shocked at that time. I thought how two people could run on the treadmill, so I had a brainwave and answered him. Sorry, someone is already there. He went to the toilet for a while, and then left silently.
What wonderful experiences have you had in the gym?
I am Shaanxi starling, I will answer!
There are really many wonderful things in the gym, so I'll briefly summarize them!
The first Taoist priest of color x
Come to the gym not to exercise, but to look like a radar, search for all kinds of cleavage and anal canal!
The second hoarder
He always takes up fitness equipment when he is practicing or not practicing in the gym!
The third smelly pig
You have to sweat in the gym. People with body odor are sour. You really can't imagine it. Passing you by is really suffocating!
The fourth selfie essence
In front of all kinds of devices, you don't exercise, just take selfies. Cut, cut, cut that pose one by one!
I hope my answer can help you!
In my gym, a little girl hired a private teacher. She is not tall, but she is white and beautiful, a little chubby, and she is also very thoughtful in dressing. Because the power zone (I have been in the power zone for many years) is next to the private parish with a glass wall in the middle, I often hear the little girl and her coach yelling in it, which often makes people look askance.
What is the content of the shout? Then I'll help you learn. Here's the scene. The little girl is doing flat support on the yoga mat, and her legs are a little shaky. The coach squatted and watched, and then the coach shouted: Who is the little fat man? Little girl: I am a little fat! Coach: What's that little fat guy doing? Little girl: Fatty … is losing weight … Coach: Is Fatty tired? Little girl: ... Coach: Do you still want to be a fairy? Little girl: Even immortals can persist! I wonder if anyone wants to go with me. If something they said is changed, the scene ... Anyway, the coach is blushing and shouting. According to the tutor, she asked for it herself. The little girl looks unusual at first glance, but she is quite cute.
Another one, uncle's behavior embarrassed me. I practiced my biceps next to the pull-up shelf. He may have come down from the treadmill, sweating profusely, and his figure is like a very ordinary middle-aged man, with a little hair loss. I felt his aura when I was far from the mirror. He came to me and put him on the pull-up shelf on the dumbbell. However, instead of doing pull-ups, he deliberately swung back and forth.
Under normal circumstances, this can't be embarrassing, but he didn't stop for 10 minutes after he went up, and the amplitude of swinging back and forth was getting bigger and bigger, yes, just like an orangutan. When the body is parallel to the ground, there is a short and powerful "ew" in the mouth. This line of people was shocked and the shelves made a protest. I stood next to him and embarrassed him. I don't find it funny at all. It is also very helpless, but after he came down, he had a proud attitude.
And those exotic flowers and plants, which are extremely annoying. For example! Put personal belongings on the equipment, such as mobile phone gloves and water cups. They will put them on straight stools such as right-angle stools, not to occupy them, but to put those things. This kind of thing is extremely annoying. If you don't use it yourself, it's not good for others to give it to you directly. Awkward. Some people are sweating all over. Lying here doing bench presses and sitting there making recommendations made him sweat. Also, not far from drinking water, I turned around and found that the short barbell that I had just practiced biceps was taken away by a young man. I had no quality and had more than I could chew. Only that arm was used for 30kg? Save it. Actually, this list is for everyone to play with. Although sometimes I am really sympathetic, there is no need to be serious.
There are also people who are obsessed with cleanliness. Before exercise, they put the prepared bath towel on the bed and exercise. Everyone is called a "neat freak"
There is also "playing cool", that is, "bluffing" in vernacular Chinese. Originally, I practiced Bell bench press with both hands. When I saw a beautiful woman coming, I deliberately said louder and practiced with one hand. I mean, why bother?
There is another smell (not perfume). I believe everyone knows what it is, that is, body odor. It's okay for him to make a gesture. Never raise your arm. If you do this, others will know your shortcomings.
Are there these great people in your gym?
I am a yoga teacher. I haven't been to the gym, but I met many great people and things in the yoga studio.
The most wonderful thing is that yoga studios now offer teaching training classes. In the last class, take a certificate, pose and take a photo, which is perfect and can be used for teaching!
What is the result? These people are just like those who sell health products. They can't read a few words and tell people how Chinese medicine keeps in good health.
I thought, hehe!
The gym is really a mixture of good and evil people, from all walks of life, students, teachers, engineers, accountants, big bosses, housewives, programmers and salesmen; There are jealous uncles, old aunts who like to observe coach Shuai Shuai, heterosexual, bisexual, gay, sweaty muscle bully, graceful Chun-Li, which are reasonable and unreasonable. What surprises me most is that I lost three pairs of underwear.
There are often some beautiful girls in the gym.
Once, I was working out in the equipment area and saw a beautiful woman with outstanding face value, fair skin and graceful figure passing by.
I just found out that there is a buddy next to him. When he was excited, his hands shook and his muscles pulled, and he screamed like a pig on the spot.