I have a secret to tell you. In fact, you already know it, and I know that I know you best. Your decision is quite correct. Although I have known this for a long time, since you have the courage to confess today, I don't need to keep the secret in my heart. In fact, you are a fool, but I have never made it public. Answer: I also have a secret to tell you. Actually, I already know. You know, as the saying goes: rotten fish find rotten shrimp, hooligans match sluts. Not only am I stupid, but if you look closely, you will find that I am stupid and helpless. I'm more confident to tell you. ?
3: Call each other brothers. Do you like me? Want to ask me out? Are you mistaken? I am a man! It's been so long, why didn't you ask me and say my gender wrong? You don't care much about me. After being a boy for so many years, I was mistaken for a girl for the first time. Dude, good for you. Answer: Fuck you, you are a man, then I won't be so restrained. Damn it, you told me, I dare not go to the bathroom with you. Let's take a shower together, man. ?
4. Make something out of nothing. My kitten is sick today and didn't have lunch. I'm going to accompany it and chat with it at night. And my little dog was very angry yesterday because I didn't hug him. I'm going to comfort it tonight. So feed the kitten and hold the puppy at night. By the way, I accidentally stepped on an ant yesterday. I have no time to accompany you tonight. I must pray for ants. Answer: I have no time to pray for you at night. After this confession exercise, I will go to Xiaoli to confess, marry Cui Hua, spend the night with Barbara and have an abortion with Furong.
In fact, it is possible for Mars to hit the earth, and it is not impossible for the Milky Way to drown the earth. You can even reach for the moon, not to mention that you said you were pursuing me. You don't say! But you have to wait. After all, we are separated by several galaxies. I wonder if we can meet you hundreds of millions of light-years away. You wait, the universe is eternal, just like your waiting, my attitude. Answer: ok, dear, I am satisfied with your words, and I am not in a hurry. I will take a trip to Nami's Nemesis Brigade first, then go to Martians for a barbecue, and take Halley's comet to Neptune for a sauna in the evening. If you can't wait, go to bed first.
6. Procrastination may not have time this week, because I usually go to school at night, exercise after school and go to work during the day. I will go to school next week, too. I will work orally at home, eat and drink during the May Day holiday. Go back to your hometown to eat and drink on National Day, and go to relatives' home to eat and drink during Spring Festival. I want to blow air conditioning at home in summer vacation, sunbathe at home in winter vacation, collect wind in the park in spring, talk to watermelons in summer, write poems in autumn and hibernate all the time in winter. 365 days, you choose, see which day is suitable for you to come to me. A: You're dead. I'm here to celebrate. ?
7. Family education is strict. My family has a family rule that you can't talk to boys within 1 meter, talk for more than 5 minutes, don't meet boys, come home late for more than 20 minutes, and don't dress up for irrelevant men for no reason. Don't make eye contact with boys for more than 5 seconds, and don't make phone calls with boys for more than 1 minute ... (Of course, this family rule only applies to you. ) answer: what a coincidence, I also have strict family rules. If you talk to a girl for more than one meter, you need to be naked. If you talk for less than five minutes, you are not allowed to talk about anything unrelated to pornography. Don't meet girls without going to bed, don't carry TT for no reason, and don't look at girls with lewd eyes for no less than 1 hour. . .
8: False imperial edict. My mother said that I am actually young, and now my studies are the most important, so I can't concentrate on other aspects. Dad said that men are basically bad things. They change every year, and they have changed a lot in three years. Grandma said that men should find their duty, take care of their families and make money. Grandpa said a good man should have a sense of responsibility ... so now they control my flow. Do they already know that you are after me? Answer: Dad said that I am old, and now I should focus on finding abnormal girls, not normal girls. Mom said that women basically have nothing good, once a month, and they are still in their forties. Aunt Liu next door said it was disgusting to find a woman, and no one would argue with you, saving money and electricity. So they sent me to you. ?
I've never met anyone as excellent as you and who loves me so much. I cherish it and hope to have you for a lifetime. Loving you is as simple as that. In the long life, feelings are getting stronger and stronger, but life is impermanent and unpredictable. Can I get your love and be your sister forever ... this may last longer! Answer: Sorry. In fact, I have no advantages except excellent academic performance, comprehensive personality, wide interests, progressive thinking, flexible mind, positive spirit, straightforward and narrow sense, hatred of evil, mighty reputation and good reputation in all aspects. Now that you have decided to be my sister, I'll take it and line up behind you.