Mom clearly called Dabao, but Bao Xiao came out. Why? Answer: Dabao is not here.
The monitor told the rookie that when the safety of the Grenade was pulled off, he counted for five seconds before throwing it out The rookie acted according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter.
If the child is the pillar of the country's future, what is the worm in the child's stomach? Answer: the pillar of a moth, of course.
And Yan died naked in a secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass at the scene. Please guess their cause of death? Answer: A Qiang and A Yan are goldfish.
The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Xiaodong cut the earthworm vertically.
The teacher wrote a composition entitled "If I were the chairman", and all the students were writing it carefully. Why didn't Xiao Qiang write it? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.
No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? Answer: themselves.
My brother boasts of his extraordinary memory, but there is one thing he often forgets. What is this? Answer: Pay my brother back.
Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why? Answer: His newborn weight.
One day, a student in a class was having a quiz. A student, after he answered, why did the teacher hit him? Answer: Because he read the answer to his classmates.
Xiaojie found a wallet outside the classroom. Why didn't he give it to the teacher? Answer: It's my own.
What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Answer: Remove two points of water.
Mickey took the medicine, but forgot to shake it well, and it didn't achieve the best effect. How can he remedy it? Answer: Continue the somersault.
The teacher put five apples in the basket and prepared to give them to five children. Every child will get one, but there is still one in the basket. How to divide it? Answer: Five people will be divided into one and four times.
Xiaoming won the first prize every time. Why did his father scold him? Answer: The last one.
Xiaoming eats spicy noodles with pepper and pepper. Guess what else he will add? Answer: runny nose and tears
Xiaoming went to a joke-telling contest and kept putting ice on his mouth all the way. Why? Answer: I'm afraid the jokes will be stale then.
Bright birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.
Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? Answer: His mother carried him upstairs.
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time.
David's family of five went out for a trip, and it was agreed that everyone should bring a bottle of drink, but David insisted on bringing only four bottles of Coca-Cola. Why? Answer: There is also a bottle of soda.
Red beans and mung beans are on the same plate. Why did Xiao Wang separate them at once? Answer: There is only one kind of red bean like mung bean.
Xiaoming ordered a well-done steak, but why is everything bleeding? Answer: Because I accidentally cut my hand.
Dad lost something. Why is mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.
Xiaoming walked ten kilometers by bike, but the scenery around him never changed. Why? Answer: Because of the exercise bike he rode.
Hui never studies. Why can you become a model student in the whole school? Answer: He is a deaf student.
Dayong always likes to brag. He said he could take a glass of water without any container. The children didn't believe him, but he did it. What happened? Answer: Turn the cup upside down and put it in a basin filled with water.