Yu Qian: How?
Degang Guo: I can understand people's wishes, such as one, one harmony, two dragons playing with pearls, three suns in Thailand and spring all the year round.
Yu Qian: a good word
Degang Guo: Five Immortals Crossing the Sea
Yu Qian: Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea
Degang Guo: Sam Sun is stewed.
Yu Qian: Well, why are you hungry again?
Degang Guo: Braised three delicacies? Really? What an auspicious sentence. I like cross talk. It's here. It can bring joy to everyone. That's what people do. They have to live. Be cheerful and don't think about that useless thing. With Wu Dalang behind you, you don't have to worry about the sky falling.
Yu Qian: No one can hit him.
Degang Guo: Can't he stand in the room?
Yu Qian: OK, look where he is standing.
Degang Guo: Don't treat Wu Dalang as a fruit, okay?
Yu Qian: What kind of fruit?
Degang Guo: Don't worry, if there is no insurmountable flame mountain, people will be very happy and live a good life. Open your eyes and see the world. Don't get stuck in it. How fun it is. You must make good use of these words. Don't be hard on yourself, you have to find something good. Of course, this is also moderate.
Yu Qian: What's the restraint?
Degang Guo: Take this kind of happiness as an example. Being happy is a good thing, but pay attention to the size.
Yu Qian: It also has a size.
Degang Guo: I'm so happy. This is not good for your health. Let me give you an example. Yu Qian is always busy with this performance. After the performance, he went home and had a happy event at home. The 90-year-old grandmother gave birth to a big fat boy. Oh, everyone is very happy.
Yu Qian: What's fun? Don't say that. 90 years old and still a big fat man,
Degang Guo: A happy event? Put it simply. It's good to have a big fat man at first sight. When you are happy, your brain vessels will explode. It's not healthy to spread a drawer on a bun. Including this anger, anger hurts the liver, and anger is always bad. For example, you, the program is over, go eat. You are different from others. Others buy some food to go home, eat out at the boss's place and go to the restaurant. "Have a beer or two."
Yu Qian: Two beers.
Degang Guo: Have a beer or two with cold water. I like it cold. Eat a peanut,
Yu Qian: A peanut?
Degang Guo: Let's have a half-baked pine flower. I don't want to eat that yellow one.
Yu Qian: That's nothing.
Degang Guo: Sitting and eating and putting on airs? It's terrible. It's not good to have money.
Yu Qian: How much worse can this be?
Degang Guo: I want to bring my cake. Just the garlic on somebody else's table, free of money, in a good mood. Two people at the next table, a man and a woman, are in love. I ordered six dishes and wine, and the two of them ate here. The more I watch it, the more I hate it. "Hum, bad luck. Sooner or later, you both have to have an affair. Look at that woman. Bad luck. " People can listen to it. Come and shake it. Bang, I'll give you a mouth You have backbone, you can provoke and carry, you plop down on your knees.
Yu Qian: What did I bring?
Degang Guo: "I was wrong. Dad, don't hit me. "
Yu Qian: Wow!
Degang Guo: Dude, it's a man.
Yu Qian: Who is the man?
Degang Guo: I turned around and said, "Why don't you kick me?" He is very polite. Who cares about this? He took a beer bottle and smashed it to pieces. He took the gyro, pyridine and coccyx and went to the hospital. He hasn't been angry for half a year. He was angry and hurt his liver and coccyx.
Yu Qian: Wow! It's the liver, not the coccyx.
Degang Guo: It's all classical literature. It's all in Compendium of Materia Medica. Happiness, anger, worry, thinking, sadness, fear and surprise must be used well. In addition, people should better control this emotion, and it is not good to have mixed feelings. I hope everyone will live a long life and be healthy. You see, our two brothers are so separated, and I want you to live a long life.
Yu Qian: Thank you
Degang Guo: Isn't it? Live a few more years. We have an old-timer in the phonograph industry. You should learn this from everyone and go to the gym. Exercise and live to be a hundred years old. I like chatting with this long-lived person. We, uh, Daxing, have been going south to the fish prevention side. There is a village where many people live a long life. I don't know why, but it may have something to do with drinking water or eating. I have been there. As soon as I entered the village, I saw many old people sitting on the big recliner at the entrance of the village. One by one like an old fairy, with a red face. Did you see the newborn's face? The old man's face is like that. The white beard on the chest is loose. Isn't that a fairy? You don't think we can ask? Look at this one near the handle. It's closest to me. There are three old people sitting in a big recliner. Watching one older than the other. The first one started asking, I said, old man, how old are you this year? I am still young, eighty-five. The mouth is full of teeth, small face, here is a beard, white hair, not messy, neatly combed. I said, old man, you can't be conservative. How can you live so old?
Yu Qian: Inheriting Experience
Degang Guo: Nothing more. Eat three walnuts every morning.
Yu Qian: This walnut is in charge.
Degang Guo: Open your eyes every morning, smash three walnuts, put them in your mouth, chew 100 times, swallow them, and stick to it. You can live a long life. Good idea, not expensive. How much is it to buy some walnuts? People live 85 years old. Two ones, I said, old man, this age is older than that, his beard is here, and his eyes are a little flat. I said, old man, do you have ninety? "98"
Yu Qian: You are one hundred years younger, old fairy.
Degang Guo: Do you have any tips? "There is no tricks. Get up early, at four o'clock, I, at four o'clock, there is no hurry to run and jog. I ran for an hour and I have to see sweat all year round. " Wow, you can learn this for free. Look at the third one, the beard is here, the face is thinner than these two, and the wrinkles are next to each other. My heart says that 120 dozen won't beat it. I said, old man, what's the secret of your longevity? "My secret is to make more girlfriends and try to change them seven times a week."
Yu Qian: One a day.
Degang Guo: Oh, there is another way. You celebrate your birthday this year, "thirty-five"
Yu Qian: It looks like this.