2. Fat people's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you away within ten miles, you will bump a hole where you fall.

I am not a simple and thrifty person, I just have no money!

I seriously doubt whether Yue Lao knitted long trousers with my red thread.

Seriously, I didn't show my skills to the teachers during the exam, and they really thought they had taught me.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

7. Being ugly is a disease. Otherwise, why is the place for plastic surgery called a hospital? Don't give up the treatment of these ugly people!

8. All along, the four spiritual pillars supporting my life progress are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery, waiting for salary.

9. The meat is long, the face is round, the stomach is fat and the legs are thick. These days are quite fulfilling.

10. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

1 1. Dad thinks I'm ugly, and he makes me be a scarecrow in the corn field. As a result, not only did I successfully scare away the crows, but even several crows were scared to send some corn back.

12. Now, what qualifications do boys have to say to girls that they will grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.

13. What is youth? Your mother asks you, you still don't wear long pants. What is maturity? Your mother didn't call you, so you put on long pants.

14. If sleeping is to charge the human body, then I want to say that I have never been full.

15. I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband in the chest.

16. Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

17. All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.

18. The furthest distance in the world is not where you will go, but when the cheat sheet is in my hand and the teacher is by my side.

19. The sorrow of every nearsighted person: the world is a plane without glasses, hermaphroditism is five meters away, and people and animals are ten meters away.

20. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

2 1. A friend borrowed a large sum of money from me for plastic surgery, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

22. Who says boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

23. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

24. I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

25. Interpretation means shielding, shielding means dishonesty, and dishonesty means lack of cleaning!

Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

27. Others worry about how to make money, and I worry about how to spend money. How to spend 200 yuan until next month?

28. After studying in cooking school for many years, others know everything about frying, but I am so delicious.

29. The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

30. A person in this city is exhausted and has no ideal to speak of in order to fill his stomach.

3 1. If you want to cry one day, please call me and let me know that you have today.

32. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

33. Don't worry about sunbathing. If you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot.

34. I am just a pile of problems, a pile of troubles, and then a pile of meat.

35. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

36. Recently, someone has always praised me for my beauty, and I have been thinking about who leaked the news all night.

From nothing at the beginning of the year to nothing at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative is in vain.