When you see this, you will be surprised: Are your classes crazy? What are you doing in the backyard playground? Hey! We are not going to play, but to go to physical education class.
There is still a little time before class, so let's play games quickly. However, as soon as I started playing, the annoying class bell rang. This means starting with physical education class. But with the experience of last semester, none of our classmates went to take sides, because almost every class was late for PE teacher's class last semester. When we saw that no one took sides, we continued to play interesting games.
Playing, I heard footsteps. Huh? Who is it? What a noise! Just when I was wondering, I heard someone shouting at the top of their lungs: "Ah! The PE teacher is here! Run! Stand in line! " What? The PE teacher is here? I vaguely heard the shouts, froze for 0.00 1 second, and quickly glanced at the playground behind me. The teacher stood majestically in the middle of the backyard playground. I rushed out and ran to the PE teacher quickly, shouting, "The PE teacher is coming! Go! " Good friends also react, hurry up.
I quickly ran to the team, stood well, and waited for everyone to arrive to see how the teacher arranged this class. After all the students stand in line, the teacher will let us run around first, then let us do some warm-up exercises, and then take us to practice how to return to the classroom step by step after the broadcast practice.
The PE teacher told us a lot of requirements first, and then took us to practice. I heard the teacher shout, "Let's go." The students began to walk back and forth neatly. The first few times were ok, but the last few times the boys got impatient and started to make trouble. Some people learned to walk sideways, some learned to shake ducks, some stared and stuck out their tongues to scare others, and some learned to cross their eyes. I couldn't help laughing at their funny looks.
We girls practiced very well, so the teacher asked us to play first, and the boys continued to stand there and practice. "Yes! Great! " We girls seized the time and started playing games in groups of three or five. But just like in class, the annoying bell rang again before playing for a few minutes. What a coincidence! I can't help but admire from the heart. I hate it so much that XXX said angrily, "The teacher is really annoying. We are not 1 year-old babies and let us practice walking." We all laughed.
Until now, I can't help laughing when I think of this interesting physical education class.
Although the study and life in junior high school began soon, the students became familiar from strangers, but the happy laughter of the students still sounded from time to time. These are all interesting things about this course. Here I have two cases at hand.
There are many celebrities in the class.
On the first day of school, the class teacher picked up the roster and began to assign names to his people. When I arrived at Guo Rui, the class teacher accidentally pronounced it "Guo Yue". The whole class snickered, because Guo Yue is a member of the national women's table tennis team, and her reputation is very loud. Guo Rui, who stood in Shanshan's class and hesitated to answer, is the real man. The students were not interested enough, and another name blew their ears: "He Jie!" He Jie, a sweet-looking female singer who stood out from Super Girl, immediately jumped into the minds of most students. Can be doomed to let us down, and very disappointed, this is another boy. Soon, a more important name shocked us: "Huang Ju!" Yes, isn't he a former Politburo Standing Committee member and Vice Premier of the State Council? ! Now we are ready to accept it in our hearts. It must be a boy in our class who called this great man's name. It turned out to be a girl. As the name suggests, hi!
Improper "third party"
In math class that day, the teacher put forward a difficult problem with various solutions on the blackboard and asked who would like to try. The students raised their hands enthusiastically. The teacher invited a male classmate to come up, finished and returned to his seat; Another female classmate was invited to come up, and then she returned to her seat. The teacher commented: "The results of the two students are correct, but they are too complicated. Can a third party come up and write a simple solution? " The teacher's words did not fall, but the students' hands fell down one by one, and the laughter seemed to infect the classroom. The teacher was in a fog for a while and became a monk. It turns out that students don't want to be a "third party"!
In my memory, many things have been blurred, but there is one thing that I will always remember in my mind. Whenever I think of it, I can't help laughing. It happened in the third grade of primary school. When the "Ding" bell rang, the students immediately returned to their seats and waited quietly for the teacher to come to class. After a while, Mr. Liu came and saw that he only had a notebook and a pen in his hand, and there was no textbook. The teacher slowly stepped onto the platform and said, "Students, today we are going to play a game." As soon as the voice fell, the students cheered and shouted excitedly: "Long live the teacher! Long live the teacher! " First, the teacher said the rules of the game: "I told the first person an action word, and then he performed the action." Then, the first person showed the action to the second person, and the second person showed it to the third person. So it passed. When it reaches the last person, the last person must say the action words. Remember, you can only use actions, not words. " The teacher called six female students. The teacher wrote the action words in the notebook, and then showed Fangfang the notebook. Fangfang began to wonder. After a while, Fangfang smiled and said to the teacher, "Oh, I see." Fangfang put her left hand on her right hand, then scratched her hand and face, which made her classmates burst into laughter. Rhett shows Xiaorou what Fangfang has just made. When it reached the last person, the teacher said, "Students, can you guess what they are doing?" The students said in unison, "It's the Monkey King, the Monkey King." Finally, the teacher said to Fangfang, "Fangfang, what's the mystery?" Fangfang said it was "scratched by a little monkey." Next, the teacher invited five male students to continue playing games. The teacher wrote the answer in his notebook and showed it to him just now. It's like you put something in your mouth and beat your chest with your hand. Then Xiaojun passed the action to Meng Xiao. When it reached the last person, the students said loudly, "It's the gorilla eating." The bell rang and the students spent the class laughing.
Since entering middle school, many festivals in a year have lost their "color" and fun.
So, when April 1 day came, some "lawless elements" in our class started their plans. They left the door unlocked, put a soft volleyball on it, and then put a small piece of watermelon skin under everyone's desk. After doing this, they quietly hid behind the door and waited for someone to "take the bait".
I am a student on duty today, and I came early. On the way, thinking that today is April Fool's Day, I quickened my pace and prepared to play tricks on people. When I arrived at the door of the class, I saw a ball on the door left unlocked at a glance. I thought, "Someone beat me to it. See how I can mess them up. Hehe ... I quietly stepped forward, grabbed the child's handle and pulled it hard, only to hear "Oh, it hurts!" Groaning, I laughed outside and said, "What a suck! I planted the evil consequences and ate them myself! " "Say that finish, I pushed the door and proudly walked to my seat. At this time, I discovered that there was another "organ". Oh, my god Fortunately, I have sharp eyes.
Suddenly, "Wow, take life!" "With a scream, I turned to look at it. It's not good. The" Four Kings "in my class came to see me one by one, covering their heads and" settling accounts ".Alas, it's the best policy to go.
Seeing that I was about to catch up, I picked up a few watermelon skins in lightning speed, threw them back with my eyes closed, and there was another "ouch". It turned out that they all stepped on my "mine", "Hahahaha ……" I laughed out of breath, and they got up from the ground one by one, clutching their fists and saying, "Woman, we! Give us a break! Wait a minute, you just have to do your own thing! " "ok!" I readily agreed.
In the morning reading class, I looked around and everyone was covering their heads. Ha, everyone won the "Meeting Color"! However, the "Four Kings" are not happy!
Today is really interesting! I really appreciate this April Fool's Day.
In my mind, there is such a thing. Today, there is a new member in our class. He is a bookshelf.
Today, our teacher Zhang walked into the classroom. She wants to announce an important news. I saw the teacher come to the podium with a full face of joy and said: Today, a new friend came to our class, that is, the bookcase.
Chatting with good friends after class, one of them said, "You said, the bookcase must be very big!" " "Another said," not necessarily! "... after a while, I'm going to class.
The teacher came into the classroom and said, "Students, here comes our bookcase. I saw several workers carrying a chubby thing covered with Puckilo. All the students in our class cheered, some jumped three feet, some stood in chairs and cheered, and some stood on the table.
The workers opened the Puckilo to reveal a large bookcase, which looked like a rectangle and was covered with a black coat. The bookcase is divided into two layers. Our books are on the top and our homework is on the bottom. I look beautiful.
After school, the teacher began to leave homework. One of the homework is to get the book tomorrow.
Along the way, I thought about what books to borrow, thought about it, and arrived home.
After returning home, I continued to think about what books to borrow. I thought about it and finally decided to donate The Wizard of Oz and Andersen's Fairy Tales. ...
In the evening, I had a good sleep.
The next day, I came to school. I asked several of my good friends, and they all donated three copies, so I donated three to five times as much as them! !
So, when I looked at the bookcase, I thought of it.
One should never be too old to learn, so as to learn better.
Many interesting things happened in the class, but Ma Jian was the most interesting one.
On one occasion, Ma Jian had his hair cut and looked like a cartoon character. That is the famous Brother Yixiu. We will call him as soon as we go to school. As soon as Ma Jian went to school, all the girls in the class were invited. After that, we followed suit. Brother Yixiu's name is all over the room. I said, Ma Jian is from China, how can you call it a foreign name? There is no comparability between the two. When I finished Ma Jian, I said, Look at this relationship. I repeat, but Ma Jian is also a real China brother! Ha ha ~, laughing me to death. Ma Jian was so angry that he didn't talk to me all morning. From then on, I always called him Yu Meng, which made him very angry. Ha ha.
Today is the day when the people in our class are together again. Very happy. Unexpectedly, when the class was over, Ma Jian's cousin said something to him, and we all burst into laughter. That is, what are you doing, cousin? Ha ~, and then we laughed!
Many interesting things happened in the class, but Ma Jian was the most interesting one.
On one occasion, Ma Jian had his hair cut and looked like a cartoon character. That is the famous Brother Yixiu. We will call him as soon as we go to school. As soon as Ma Jian went to school, all the girls in the class were invited. After that, we followed suit. Brother Yixiu's name is all over the room. I said, Ma Jian is from China, how can you call it a foreign name? There is no comparability between the two. When I finished Ma Jian, I said, Look at this relationship. I repeat, but Ma Jian is also a real China brother! Ha ha ~, laughing me to death. Ma Jian was so angry that he didn't talk to me all morning. From then on, I always called him Yu Meng, which made him very angry. Ha ha.
Today is the day when the people in our class are together again. Very happy. Unexpectedly, when the class was over, Ma Jian's cousin said something to him, and we all burst into laughter. That is, what are you doing, cousin? Ha ~, and then we laughed!
It is said that on June 2011/September 65438, a group of sixth-grade graduates from various primary schools gathered in Class 7 "3" with all their hopes and longings for the new school, new classes, new teachers and new classmates. Since then, interesting things have happened here every day. Let me give you a few examples here. If there are similarities, it is pure hell!
Example 1: "Brother Qin". In math class. The teacher is writing on the blackboard carefully. At this time, the teacher heard the sound of feet rubbing against the ground. At first, the teacher didn't care too much. After a while, the teacher was a little excited. Looking intently, it turned out that S was shaking his legs when he was ditching, which was quite a bit of Lang Lang's second meaning. The teacher shouted angrily, and S students were scared. To tell the truth, "you didn't listen carefully in class, but you were still playing the piano there, and your eyes were blown up." The teacher's words caused the whole class to burst into laughter Our classmates blushed and bowed their heads in shame. This also gave him the title of "Brother Qin".
Case 2: Indian Sanskrit. The first math class of Happy Learning is on September 2nd. The first few classes have all talked about some great principles, and I am looking forward to the first real math class. Yi Ya, Yi Ya, Yi Ya, the bell rang and the teacher came in. He smiled and said, "Students, today we had our first math class in junior high school. When it comes to mathematics, we think of Arabic numerals. In fact, Arabic numerals were invented by Indians, but adopted by Arab kings. " The teacher paused and then said, "Indians are really useless." Don't use the original Sanskrit, use English. " The remains of Sanskrit are still under the Big Wild Goose Pagoda. Nobody knows Sanskrit anymore! Mr Ji Xianlin, who specializes in Sanskrit, also died. I don't know what happened to his apprentice. "The students laughed. I think having such a witty teacher in class will definitely learn math well.
In fact, there are many interesting things in our class. If you want to finish it all, I'm afraid you can't finish it for days and nights. If you are envious, come to our Class 7 (3) and experience it for yourself! It will be my great honor to visit my humble abode!
So many interesting things have happened in our class that we can make a list. I'll just pick a few impressive ones to talk to you about.
The first interesting thing happened last year. Once, we were all copying words. Suddenly, Gu, who usually doesn't like to do homework, stood up slowly, holding a copybook in his hand, walked slowly to the desk where the class teacher sat, turned the notebook to the first page and put it in front of the teacher. He was very excited when the teacher saw his first homework. He wrote the word "reading" in his notebook and approved the highest star-five stars. Suddenly, the whole class burst into applause-encouraging him to fall in love with his homework.
The second interesting thing happened in the fifth grade last semester. The teacher explained these words to us. When talking about the word "greed", he smiled and made up a short story for us: "On a snowy day, Lu was hungry and thirsty. Suddenly, he smelled a fragrance and ran forward. When he saw it, he couldn't help saying,' Great, my beloved braised pork!' "He walked quickly. At this time, he felt a group of terrible eyes staring at him behind him. Looking back, ah, it was a group of hungry wolves. Before he could react, the wolves had shared a pot of braised pork. ""Ha ha ha ha ha ... "Some students were clutching their bellies, while others fell to the ground with a smile. The hero, classmate Lu, covered his face with his hand and wanted to find a hole to get into.
The third interesting thing is about Pan Ruidong. Once in a Chinese class, Pan felt that what he learned that day was too boring, so he took out a pair of scissors from the pencil case and fiddled with them in his hand. At this time, the eagle-eyed teacher Zhang saw it and said slowly, "Don't take it hard, commit suicide!" " All the students were amused by the teacher's humor. Pan never dared to make a move again.
These are some interesting things in my class. If I have time, I can talk for three days and nights.