I collected a particularly funny humorous joke about animals. I hope you like it. For more jokes, please pay attention to cold jokes, hilarious jokes, humorous jokes and 100,000 cold jokes!
1. Deer fell in love with a girl named Meihua when she was young, and later broke up. She tattooed the girl's name on her body to commemorate her lost youth and love.
2. Giraffe sued the manufacturer of heightening medicine: heightening should not be neck enlargement. The pharmaceutical factory explained: our advertisements have increased, and we didn't say which part to increase.
3, hedgehog is in adolescence, rebellious, cut an explosive head to highlight personality, grumpy, and now no one wants to pay attention.
The caterpillar takes off its hair in the beauty shop and goes home at night. My husband kicked it off the tree and said loudly, dead earthworm, don't try to climb the tree to seduce me!
5, the sheep girl loves beauty, and her hair is permed. Everyone calls it a sheep. Sheep boys like to play mature, grow beards and goats are born.
6. The crocodile wanted to lose weight and took some diet pills. As a result, he lost weight and became a gecko. Now he says to everyone every day: don't believe in advertisements, but look at the curative effect.
7, elephant rhinoplasty, very beautiful, but it causes rhinitis, often runny nose, wriggling, the stuffing in the nose fell, alas.
8. leopards used to be poor and looked down upon by other animals. Later, when it made a fortune, it took Qian Wen to the body. Hum, let's see who dares to call me poor. . .
9. The zebra turned out to be a dark horse. It wants to become a beautiful white horse and spends a lot of money to change its skin. Unexpectedly, the physiological rejection after the operation became like this.
10, the ostrich went for breast augmentation, and it was too hard accidentally. As a result, it can't fly anymore. The story tells us that the pursuit of breast enlargement is very serious.
1 1, Snake: I'll be anxious with whoever tells me about football!
12, Chicken: Call me Miss, and be nice!
13, Wolf: cured? Cataracts? , improper baiwenhang.
14, Zebra: Tattoos have become a fashion in the popular world.
15, Woodpecker: Nodding is concussion, bending is madness.
16, dog: A dog jumping over a wall is not as good as a rabbit biting.
17, Mosquito: Welcome to the zero-distance contact health clinic, which provides free injections, transfusion, blood drawing and blood test.
18, monkey: I can't feel the fun of being played in the street anymore, so I can only play quietly? Playing with people as monkeys? Loneliness.
19. As long as you marry a sheep, there are countless sheep relatives of the wolf, so you don't have to worry about the source of mutton in the future.
At present, the number of sheep is dozens of times that of wolves. Marrying a sheep can help me attract a large number of supporters.
2 1, the wolf's living environment deteriorates, and the meat source is gradually exhausted. The offspring born of intermarriage with sheep have meat and no meat to eat grass.
22. The wolf family has been married for a long time, and the population has been seriously degraded. Falling in love with sheep is for prenatal and postnatal care.
23. Sheep are just lovers of wolves. Sheep are honest and docile, and will not threaten the safety of wolves.
24. Wolves and wolves are always together. If you marry a sheep as your wife, you will try to be practical.
25. If you marry a sheep, the wool business will be monopolized by wolves, and wolves will make money by sleeping every day.
26. Building love on appetite is stronger and more reliable than those who are blindly romantic.
27. As a new wolf, it is a recent thing to go out for a walk holding the sheep's hand every day.
28. It is ridiculous for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep, which can cause a sensation, be conducive to self-hype, and become famous overnight.
29. Father Sheep has money. If he marries his daughter, his dowry must be rich enough for me to eat for three to five lifetimes.
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