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Female doctor's joke
Female doctor-I changed.

There is a female doctor in her thirties who has never had a boyfriend. Although she didn't say anything, she still felt very uncomfortable. One day, the new teacher younger brother in the laboratory inadvertently took a look at her and made her happy for several days. Everyone asked the younger brother if he liked her.

"In this era, girls can't always sit there and wait. When they see love, they must take the initiative." Her roommate told her solemnly.

So, after dressing up, she bought 94 roses on the street, and then sneaked around the intersection where her brother passed every day. "Teacher younger brother, this is the rose I bought for you ..." Seeing teacher younger brother coming from afar, she greeted him happily.

"Why?" Teacher younger brother asked nervously. "I like you, you marry me." She said happily.

"Impossible, we are not suitable, we can't be together!" Teacher younger brother said flatly.

"Why? I can change what you dislike about me. " She said with grievance.

"No, I will change what you like about me." Teacher younger brother hurriedly said.

A woman doctor-private.

In the early 1990s, China had just opened up, and people's thoughts were still very conservative. One day, someone suddenly posted a friend-seeking notice in the university cafeteria. Now there is a topic on campus that almost everyone is talking about.

"What does he look like? Handsome? How high is it? " After listening, the female college students stopped the cartoons in their hands and asked with their heads tilted, full of fantasy.

"Do you know what he does? How much money can you earn in a month? Is there a car and a room? " Hearing this, the woman stopped her sweater and asked seriously.

"Where is he? Take me to see him quickly. " Hearing this, the female doctor dropped her thick book, grabbed her glasses, jumped out of bed and asked anxiously.

Female doctor-robbery

There is a female doctor in her early twenties. She has never been in love, and of course she has never touched a man's body. "What would that feel like?" Lying in bed late at night, the female doctor couldn't help thinking.

As it happens, recently, some people in the school always say that there are hooligans in the park, warning everyone to be careful at night. So for several nights, she dressed up and went for a walk in the park. Many things happen. One night, while she was walking, a black shadow suddenly jumped out of the bushes.

"Quiet, take off your clothes!" The shadow whispered.

"Ah," she promised, and quickly took off her clothes. Before she finished undressing, the shadow rushed up and touched her chest. "Fuck you, man, what woman, pervert!" "Said the shadow disgusting, and then picked up the clothes on the ground and ran away.

One of the Female Doctors-Dancing

There is an old woman doctor who has never had a boyfriend. Her mother was in a hurry and she had to go to the dance. No choice but to dress up and go to the community dance floor.

"What's the effect?" After coming back in the evening, my mother looked at her daughter with a full face of spring and asked excitedly. "I don't know, they fought for me." The daughter said shyly.

"What's the matter?" Mother asked anxiously.

"At the dance, one man said to another man: You dance with her, and the other said: You dance with her! As a result, they started fighting at some point ... "