1, I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and Jun lives at the end of the Yangtze River. You accidentally drank my foot washing water.

2. Some people just like to bury mines in toilets, causing public excrement.

3. Fat people play basketball, and there is one more defensive way than ordinary people: chest defense.

4. Girls' long labels, China's mouth and Korean's nose.

5. Who can't play the game of love? Let me teach you a trick.

6. I have a small head, so I can't enter all the words and numbers.

7. Every teacher has committed a crime, and it is child abuse charges.

8. Your inconstancy will never hurt my chivalry.

9, the right way in the world is vicissitudes, go to TM's little beggar

10, exams teach students to cheat, and teachers teach students to commit crimes.

1 1, I am neither white nor beautiful nor rich. I have no money, no power and no status.

12, if you pretend to be a slut, others won't realize your true colors.

13. When I look at you, you are human, but when I don't look at you, you become a dog.

14, don't pretend, you can see through it at a glance.

15, mosquito, when did you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

16, you can't influence others. How can you bully Xiao Qiang there?

17, Xiong Da often said to Xiong Er: Have a bear-like chest.

18, you are not evil there, but your thoughts are a little evil.

19, I see, you are a woman, you can't be a man.

20. There must be something hateful about the poor. There is no need to pretend to be poor here.

2 1. If you are not polite to your own men, who else can you be polite to?

22. How many loves can win the time difference and distance, as long as they are willing to persist?

23. Nowadays, men are more and more feminine.

24. Whoever wants to start from scratch will open a barber shop and start from scratch.

I can't cry because I wear eyeliner and mascara.

26, came to this world, who can go back alive?

27. When you pay the phone bill, you know that your words can be worth thousands of dollars.

28. I am the most trustworthy child, but why should I take the exam?

It is not his fault that he fell in love with you, but his blindness.

30. I want to be your heart. If you want to provoke me, I won't jump.

3 1, "Girls We Chased in Those Years" Now both the hero and heroine are chasing the box office.

32. People's lives are affected, otherwise how can they be called people?

33. My squirrel was beaten by you as a ball, and you called it Pikachu.

34. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called goodbye?

35. Everyone else is ADHD, as if their mouths are moving all the time.

36. I told my deskmate that my deskmate was a pig; He said that your deskmate is a pig.

37. My back itches. Please scratch it for me without spreading your wings.

38. The teacher confiscated my mobile phone. A week later, I found that my mobile phone was dead.

39. My youth is not over yet. Just turned 20 this year.

40. I can pretend to be blind or commit suicide if I don't like it.

20 19 the most fashionable and arrogant qq domineering personality signature

20xx's most arrogant qq domineering personality signature

1, the sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

I will accompany you to the end of your future-to my best friend.

Don't come back if you are gone. I don't collect garbage.

What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.

5. What qualifications do you have to be crazy in my world?

6. If we get along well in the future, I will be the first to bomb the school.

7. The blood of the top students is hidden in my body. I order you in the name of scum, and the seal is lifted!

8. We regard girlfriends as our lives, and hitting girlfriends is hitting me!

9. Because you are my best friend, I never like what you hate.

10, true freedom is given by yourself!

1 1. Life is short. Eat, drink and be merry. One hundred years is too long, and we seize the day.

12, fate washed my cards again, but I still play cards by myself.

13, I want to be your queen and occupy the highland in your heart.

14, the sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is written by myself.

15, I killed a wolf and spared a tiger. I used to be 250

16, a girl who obviously looks ugly but still wants to bang her bangs, is an atmosphere!

17, girls can be happy even without a boyfriend!

18, look at the world with a high attitude, there is no need to worry about some trivial things.

19, I swear I will have a wonderful time.

20. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

2 1, since I chose it, I have no regrets.

22. Dare and the world will always give in. If you are defeated by it sometimes, keep challenging and it will always give in.

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

I know how many dangers lie ahead, and I will be better tomorrow.

25. There is no such thing as eternity. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

26. I want to be queen. I want seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.

27, the world combination, there is no next TVXQ!! .

28. There is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart.

29. Truth and the pursuit of truth are extremely powerful.

30. A hundred acquaintances can't compare with the joy brought by a best friend.

3 1, the tree has no skin and will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!

32. We women can live a good life ourselves.

33. Dear girlfriends, we don't need to explain each other.

Your happiness can only be related to me.

35, do what you like, let people who don't like it calm down!

Don't underestimate me or overestimate yourself.

37. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches and diaosi play with computers.

38. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

39. They are friends, and you are the best friend. Even if the world collapses, my hug will not be subverted.

40. My goal: to lose weight, get married, go abroad and eat all over the world.

4 1, I will never regret being stained with blood. I am drunk when the world of mortals is free.

42. Just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions.

43, independent and proud, overlooking the life at your feet, just crying for beauty.

No one believes that my love for you is forever, and time will prove that my love for you is forever.

45. Let go of the woman and point the gun at the old woman.

46. I am a man, and I am better than those women who pretend to be pure.

47. The blooming smile is my only pride.

48, Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao tze to help you solve!

49. Confucius asked Mencius to invigilate, but I won't do it!

50, provoke me Logger Vick, beat you up.

The funniest qq signature

1, live well, because we will die for a long time!

2. Who has never been mentally ill, but have you ever been schizophrenic?

The only thing I can afford now is chopsticks.

It is not a crime for a man to use a gun, but a woman depends on B to mix society.

5, ask what is in the world, just to make people die unsatisfied.

6, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

7. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

I blame myself for being too young. I don't know if it's a man or a dog.

9. Bitches are always playing 250 in public places at the moment.

10, if there were not too many liars, I would have sold my kidney!

1 1 Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

12, I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

13, have you ever thought about suicide? I want to fucking kill you!

14. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we have a fight?

15. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

16, in the last few days of winter vacation, almost every household was brightly lit.

17, there is love besides teeth.

Whether cycling is fashionable or not depends on whether you are really poor.

19, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself.

2 1, you think others are too complicated because you are not simple.

22. Every parent has jet lag, and obviously only wants to say 1: 30.

23. I like the way you can't get used to me and can't get rid of me.

24. Men are not colored, not true colors; Women are not coquettish and have no tricks.

25. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

26. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

27. No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

28, the simplest longevity cheats keep breathing, don't die.

Please don't seduce my third leg with your second mouth.

30. Why do every couple break up because we are not suitable?

3 1, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

32. The most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, and fat loves me.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

34. Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

35, marriage enlightenment, as long as he is good to me, even if he is handsome!

36. The most domineering sentence when I was a child: Just wait and see after school.

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

38. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

39. It may not be the enemy or your son who shits on your head.

40. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

4 1, look at you, you look like a joke!

Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

43. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

44. At least I wear glasses. How can I flirt with a good woman?

45. Fallen is not terrible. What is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

46. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

47. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

49, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

I locked the candy and buried it, but later I lost my key.

5 1. We are good friends. I'll help you when you fall, but let me finish laughing first.

52. Freshmen are familiar with each other; The younger brother of the second grade fell in love; It's time for the senior high school entrance examination.

53. Either endure or be cruel. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

54. I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I am not lazy, but I don't like to move; That's all.

I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write, but I am shocked if I write: Martians.

56. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

57. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing without ups and downs, unless you die.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

59. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

60. I have a good temper and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper. .

6 1, about thong: I used to take off my underwear to see my ass; Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear.

62, eat, I want, thin, I also want, can't have both, and left.

63. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

64. I have tasted the ups and downs myself, and I am not qualified to say that I am not.

65. "Spring Dawn" This morning in spring, I woke up carefree and full of troubles. Don't turn on the light at night, there are many thefts.

66. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

67. To be a white-collar worker, you need to prepare more white shirts. One is that you are professional, and the other is that it is easy to expose the color of the bra!

68. It's hard enough to drink dichlorvos. If I have another bottle, it will be even more collapsed.

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever.

70. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

7 1, I forgot to wear a short skirt, and Nima still wears leggings! Will I still peek at you? Trust between people is gone.

72. In our love, I have always played the role of loving you. When breaking up, don't ask me why I broke up, ask yourself.

73. The teacher said: Recently, some students have always said that they are under great pressure. Why? The students thought to themselves: it's not because of you, teacher.

74, people, really tired! I want to sleep when I stand. I love you and I suffer. You have to pay taxes when you go to work, and you have to queue up for dinner after work. I live and suffer!

75, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

76. Keep in mind that there is no time to lose your temper. The machine is a slot machine. If you are injured, ignore it, come to work happily and go home completely.

77. As soon as the girls in our school turned around, the teachers and principals jumped off the building. When the girls in our school turn around, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flow backwards. When the girls in our school turn three times, they don't have to worry about recovering Taiwan Province Province!

78. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth, let go of your hand, alas, you son of a bitch, you bite a bitch without saying hello!

79. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

The most popular qq personalized signature is cool and unique.

The most popular qq personalized signature is cool and unique.

1, put on headphones and walk on the road. The noise of the world has nothing to do with me.

At the moment when you choose to hurt me, all the privileges granted to you will be invalid.

3, you don't deserve to make public in the black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.

Everyone should go on resolutely, even if it is shattered.

When you choose to turn around, don't fantasize that I will stay, because you don't deserve it!

6, face is not equal to face, the so-called face, how many people are broken, how many things are broken.

7. Don't say that you look down on me, and I always ignore you.

8, scold me, if I mention my parents, I will kill you.

9, labor and capital are the original match, and the responsibility is to eliminate bitches.

10, let go of the sadness that life can't afford!

1 1. My future will be full of sunshine, and I will get everything I need and want.

12, sister, my sexy charm is not for everyone to appreciate.

13, don't be afraid to take risks when you are young. Even if it fails, there is enough time to turn things around.

14, not to be anyone's accessory, not to accommodate or compromise.

15, whoever doesn't let everything go well in my family, I'll let her family never have peace.

16, one day I will be brilliant and crazy with my girlfriends!

17, how many people think that girlfriends are more important than boyfriends, please shout.

18, since you have chosen to let go, you must be happy.

19, roll, roll, the car hit the wall until it turned the corner, and the big nose in the mouth knew it was dumped. It was too late.

20. Even a stainless steel heart will be deformed after being stabbed so many times.

2 1, women should be domineering and say: I am a man, who am I afraid of?

22. You broke my sister's wings, and I ruined your whole heaven.

23. I'd rather die ahead than retreat.

Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

25, men are awkward, sisters are the most important.

26. I won't follow. I have always lived the life I want.

27. If you don't understand, don't expect to be understood. If you don't understand, don't do to others what you don't want.

28, my pride, don't allow you to trample.

29. Money may not be perfect, but true feelings will make it perfect.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

3 1, don't bully him, I am the only one in the whole universe and the whole world who has this qualification!

32. You have your style and I have my principles. Don't use your style to undermine my principles.

No one needs to give sunshine, we are the sun ourselves.

My good sisters are not many, but they are all qualified.

35. Every day that belongs to us is worth remembering.

36. I have insisted on five things in my life, namely, eating, drinking, pulling, dispersing and sleeping. Unique meaning

37. Failure is not terrible, but success.

Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

39. Girl, how can you give up when you are born proud?

40. Make me want to travel, because my body can't.

4 1, everyone is a king and dominates in his own world. You don't want me to listen to you, but neither do you.

42. If you are not feminine, pretentious, ladylike and gentle, you will never learn.

It doesn't matter whether it is there or not, nor what happened yesterday.

44. I don't need to explain or explain, I am who I am.

45. Our youth is our proud capital.

46. I can't afford to lose when I love, not to mention that I am still very young.

47. Time flies, only strength lasts forever!

48. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.

49. How can I admit defeat and dominate the Wulin?

50. Time dried up and gave birth to an asshole named Memory.