Kang: A goat like you would run away screaming?
Xi: What else should I do? Say, "Come, let me help you!"
Kang: And?
Xi: (gasping awkwardly) I will say, "Is it necessary for you to do it yourself?"
Kang: Your eyes are smaller than yours?
Xi: Yes, my eyes are smaller than Jolin's. ...
Kang: What about that?
Hee hee: ... but my breasts are bigger than hers!
Kang: What if your boyfriend is thinner than you?
Xi: I can't stand a thin man any more! (Ha ha, it means Jiao Jiao. )
Xi: Do I look like someone who can easily appear in nightclubs?
Kang: At that time, if a bodhisattva passed by, you would see a demon coming out of the bar. Then follow the trail, that is, you sit at the bottom!
Kang: Since you are not constipated anyway, you won't have a massage.
Xi: I often just want to have a good pee, and then the stool will come out.
(this kind of words only a small S will say)
Cai Kangyong holding the head, the along while didn't answer the words. induce perspiration ..
Discuss her national costume with Chyi Yu.
Kang: Is this a real shawl or a tablecloth on you?
Qi: (trying to be calm) It's a real shawl …
Xi: So your skirt is also a real skirt, not a curtain?
Believe me, Chyi Yu is going crazy.
Kang: Anthropology is my major at National Taiwan University. What are you doing?
Xi: (with an uncertain expression on his face) How did humans evolve?
Qi: Yes, that's right.
Xi: (excitedly) Really?
Qi: You're half right.
Xi: (continuing to look uncertain) Is there any next step for human development?
Qi: Right.
Xi: (gasping, unbelievable) Huh? !
Kang: How about it? Do you think it is easy to read?
Xi: No, I wouldn't watch it if I were you ~ ~
Speaking of comic boyz, there are many websites, such as F4 and 5566.
Kang: I think there is a great misunderstanding about this figure.
Xi: (Looks innocent) So you think F4 and 5566 are more popular than comic boy, right?
Kang: (OS: you ... this ...) This is common sense!
Xi: (gloating) I didn't say that. I often meet them. They often 100% go for entertainment.
Kang: Do what?
Xi: Just ... asking questions and playing games. Just like your true feelings index, you may not meet, so you can speak freely, it doesn't matter.
Kang: If one day you want to go to comic boy, I think it's time to say goodbye to that program.
Xi: Once, Big S and I hosted a press conference in Takeshi Kaneshiro, and he walked into the dressing room. I'm telling you, I almost threw up
Kang Yong almost fell off the chair.
Xi: Really, you have never seen such a handsome man. Even if you don't particularly like him at ordinary times, when you see his face, you feel ok and can sleep with him.
Kang: Do you pee when you see a boy you like?
Xi: I was almost shocked to say that I was a little relaxed.
Kang: Will you go to the bank to collect sperm and give birth to illegitimate children?
Xi: ... Of course, physical contact is better.
Kang: Anyway, you just love sex.
Xi: (OS:？ ! ? ! ? ! (Scared) I think you are so direct!
Classic quotations from small s
Xiao S, whose real name is Dee Hsu, is a famous host, singer and actor in Taiwan Province Province, China. I heard that she is one of the most popular, influential and highest-paid artists in Taiwan Province Province. She also has a famous sister, big S. When she was studying in an art school, 16-year-old and her sister published their first album, Occupy Youth. The most popular time for Xiao S should be "Kangxi Comes" co-organized with Cai Kangyong. With this program, Xiao S won the 40th Golden Bell Award for best variety show host in 2005.
1, fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
I am a woman who wants to fall in love very, very much.
3, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
4, other women can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
6, to be thin must pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
7, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, at most it is auxiliary. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
8. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.
9. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
10, see beautiful women live more moist, why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
1 1, big s means eating a banana every day for 3 weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
12, hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
13, what I hate most is that there is no sense of humor in my life.
14, the fat man who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you.
15 in fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to persist, persist, and it will pass.
16, no one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
Kang: Your eyes are smaller than yours? Yes, my eyes are bigger than those of Jolin Tsai ... Kang: What should I do? Hee hee: ... but my breasts are bigger than hers!
18, you have to refuel yourself. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
19, I didn't feel ashamed before I was 20 years old.
20. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
2 1, control your appetite and eat less. What can you do? Can you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
I have never regretted everything I have done before.
23. Don't buy new clothes before losing weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!
24. Do you just like others pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? Like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate?
Jay Chou and S duet) Jay Chou: Bring it on! ! ! Small S: Ha! Ha ha! ! Ha ha ha-I don't have a horse! (The whole audience flashes and Xiao S continues to play) I want to do it myself!
26, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
27. If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!
28. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
29. I don't think it matters to me whether I am beautiful or not.
30. Sidi talked about the experience of encountering an exhibitionist when she was a child. Kang: Will you run away screaming? Xi: What else should I do? Say, "Come, let me help you!" Kang: And? Xi: (gasping awkwardly) I will say, "Is it necessary for you to do it yourself?"
3 1, beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! It's so beautiful.
32. Sometimes I really don't know if I am optimistic or escape from reality! Who cares? Anyway, just be happy!
Classic quotations from small s
Do you just like people pointing fingers at your ugly figure? Like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in summer in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear? Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!
Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!
People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
Fat guy with a boyfriend! * * * Your boyfriend won't want you anymore! Think of him calling you fat and cute! Your figure is just real! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?
Fat guy without a boyfriend! * * * Why doesn't the boyfriend know! Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a toad? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?
Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you.
Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.
If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
A woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? I haven't eaten anything since I was a child. Do I owe you anything? Why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! ! ! ! Fat bitch!
What's the difference between a person who can't control his appetite and an animal?
Still thin! Or die!
Dare not show your teeth when taking pictures, right? I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic!
Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!
What can I do if I control my appetite and eat less? Will you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
Wait, all of you. Do not eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
Beauty is a must, regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, and at most it is assistance. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.
You have to refuel yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!
In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
Big S means eating a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
Small s lose weight quotations
1. A woman who loves to eat! ! ! ! ! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? I haven't eaten anything since I was a child. Do I owe you anything? Why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! ! ! ! Fat bitch! ! !
Don't buy new clothes before losing weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!
3. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
The most important thing is to eat a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
What can I do if I control my appetite and eat less? Will you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
6. Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you.
7. I like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in summer in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear?
8. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
9. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
10. No way! He's thin! Small belly! ! ! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime! ! !
1 1. Fat guy without a boyfriend! * * * Why doesn't the boyfriend know! Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a toad? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?
12. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others' insincere words. You seem to have lost weight What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.
13. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless. If you want to lose weight, don't give yourself a fucking excuse. Will you die if you are not so determined? If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
14. Why the fuck do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?
15. You should cheer for yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
16. Do you just like people pointing at your ugly figure? Like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in summer in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear? Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!
17. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! ! ! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! ! !
18. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
19. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
20. Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!
2 1. Either thin! Or die!
22. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
23. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?
24. Fat guy with a boyfriend! * * * Your boyfriend won't want you anymore! Think of him calling you fat and cute! Your figure is just real! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute? ! !
25. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! !