Dee Hsu's classic quotations:
If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!
If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
What I hate most is that there is no sense of humor in life.
If I become mainstream now, I think it's not because I'm not different, but because everyone has become normal. My mouth has always been as straightforward as that of the monitor, and I can say whatever I read from memory, no matter whether it is different or not.
When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
What is the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.
People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
Do you just like people pointing fingers at your ugly figure? Like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in summer in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear? Women who weigh three figures have no future!
Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.
Beauty is a must, regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
All this time, I think others are crazy. Some people are obviously affected. Because of their faces, everyone wants to say that she is cute, just like a cockroach in a bowl of noodle soup, but insists that she is oily.
Sometimes I really don't know if I am optimistic or escape from reality! Who cares? Anyway, just be happy!
Take a full-length mirror for fifteen minutes every day and observe yourself carefully. Anything strange in any place, we should find ways to improve it quickly, maintain it moderately, don't be too lazy, don't panic, and find products and methods that suit us, just right.
If you meet me on the road and want to take a photo with me, don't worry, just ask, even if I don't wear makeup, I will be very happy, because it's really good for someone to like me.
Artists should not change at will, it is easy to get crooked. If they feel that they have not developed, they should quit the entertainment circle directly, because the audience is tired of you.
Why do I love short hair? Because my long hair looks like a turtle swimming ashore, covered with a lot of seaweed.
My life is too cold, so I can easily keep a good mood.
Classic quotations from Taiwan Province's famous host George W. Dee Hsu
Small s classic weight loss quotations read once a day to cheer for JM! Thin 1 Be thin! Be a delicate woman.
The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, and at most it is assistance. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.
Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
Beauty is a must, regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.
Wait, all of you. Do not eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it!
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.
Big S means eating a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
You have to refuel yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
Do you just like people pointing fingers at your ugly figure?
You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in summer in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear?
Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!
Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!
People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back?
I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
What is the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. Listen to others, wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful. . . .
If you want to lose weight, don't give yourself a fucking excuse. Less ink and determination will kill you?
If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, keep hanging out with fat people.
Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world that it won't do you any harm.
A woman who loves to eat! ! ! ! ! Fat bitch! ! !
What's the difference between a person who can't control his appetite and an animal?
Still thin! Or die!
Dare not show your teeth when taking pictures, right? I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! !
When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!
In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
Classic quotations from George W. Dee Hsu.
1. I think beauty is really not that important to me.
I had no shame before I was 2. 19 years old.
I am a woman who wants to fall in love very, very much.
What I hate most is that there is no sense of humor in life.
I never regret what I have done before.
6. Sometimes I really don't know if I am optimistic or escape from reality! Who cares? Anyway, just be happy!
7. Sidi talked about the experience of encountering an exhibitionist when she was a child.
Kang: A goat like you would run away screaming?
Xi: What else should I do? Say, "Come, let me help you!"
Kang: And?
Xi: (gasping awkwardly) I will say, "Is it necessary for you to do it yourself?"
8. Kang: Are your eyes smaller than yours?
Xi: Yes, my eyes are smaller than Jolin's. ...
Kang: What about that?
Hee hee: ... but my breasts are bigger than hers!
9. (Jay Chou and Xiao S duet) Jay Chou: Bring it on! ! ! Small S: Ha! Ha ha! ! Hahaha ~ ~ ~ I don't have a horse! (The whole audience flashes and Xiao S continues to play) I want to do it myself! (People pour a piece-_-#)
10. The guest of this issue of Kangxi is Xiao S's sister Da S.
Big S: I want to say that doing this kind of hard work is good for me, and it is easy and good for her (Dee Hsu) to make money.
Cai: You didn't expect your sister to say such a thing!
S: I thought as soon as I heard it, is it a ghost?
Cai: Then call her (big S) ugly!
S: It's just that you call yourself ugly and have no place (helpless)!
Xiao S: She likes to call herself Lao Niang. She often does what she likes. .
Big S: At home, our sisters often match my mother. It was my mother's idea, so she jumped out and said, "You two children deserve to be beaten. Put my mother over there!" "
1 1. Speaking of marrying a rich man,
Kang: Rich people, but what if they have ear hair?
Xi: (gasping) Great/
Xi: (gasping, unbelievable) Huh? !
Kang: How about it? Do you think it is easy to read?
Xi: No, I wouldn't watch it if I were you ~ ~
19.
Speaking of comic boyz, there are many websites, such as F4 and 5566.
Kang: I think there is a great misunderstanding about this figure.
Xi: (Looks innocent) So you think F4 and 5566 are more popular than comic boy, right?
Kang: (OS: you ... this ...) This is common sense!
Xi: (gloating) I didn't say that. I often meet them. They often 100% go for entertainment.
Kang: Do what?
Xi: Just ... asking questions and playing games. Just like your true feelings index, you may not meet, so you can speak freely, it doesn't matter.
Kang: If one day you want to go to comic boy, I think it's time to say goodbye to that program.
20.
Xi: Once, Big S and I hosted a press conference in Takeshi Kaneshiro, and he walked into the dressing room. I'm telling you, I almost threw up
Kang Yong almost fell off the chair.
Xi: Really, you have never seen such a handsome man. Even if you don't particularly like him at ordinary times, when you see his face, you feel ok and can sleep with him.
Kang: Do you pee when you see a boy you like?
Xi: I almost shocked the acquisition platform. I want to say it's a bit lax.
…
Kang: Will you go to the bank to collect sperm and give birth to illegitimate children?
Xi: ... Of course, physical contact is better.
Kang: Anyway, you just love sex.
Xi: (OS:？ ! ? ! ? ! (Scared) I think you are so direct!
Speaking of guests, the baby hasn't changed at all.
Xi: (excited+dancing) You are so lucky! (Angry) So after your child leaves the hospital, ...
2 1.
Kang: Every time a friend brings me wine of a special year, I say, "Oh, it's so bitter!" "Then they said, OK, give him a coke of 1975.
Xi: I like 1998 milk best!
Little S learns to play baseball.
Guest: Bend your knees slightly, sit your ass down, don't lean forward, hold your chest out, let your chest …
Kang: She didn't bend forward on purpose.
Xi: (confidently) Er, yes, you know …
Guest: (Very supportive) Protrusion and Backwardness!
Dee Hsu, the famous host of Taiwan Province Province.
Small s classic weight loss quotations read once a day to cheer for JM! Thin 1 Be thin! Be a delicate woman.
The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, and at most it is assistance. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.
Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
Beauty is a must, regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.
Wait, all of you. Do not eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it!
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.
Big S means eating a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
You have to refuel yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
Do you just like people pointing fingers at your ugly figure?
You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in summer in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear?
Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!
Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!
People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back?
I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
What is the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. Listen to others, wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful. . . .
If you want to lose weight, don't give yourself a fucking excuse. Less ink and determination will kill you?
If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, keep hanging out with fat people.
Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world that it won't do you any harm.
A woman who loves to eat! ! ! ! ! Fat bitch! ! !
What's the difference between a person who can't control his appetite and an animal?
Still thin! Or die!
Dare not show your teeth when taking pictures, right? I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! !
When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!
In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
1. I think beauty is really not that important to me.
I had no shame before I was 2. 19 years old.
I am a woman who wants to fall in love very, very much.
What I hate most is that there is no sense of humor in life.
I never regret what I have done before.
6. Sometimes I really don't know if I am optimistic or escape from reality! Who cares? Anyway, just be happy!
7. Sidi talked about the experience of encountering an exhibitionist when she was a child.
Kang: A goat like you would run away screaming?
Xi: What else should I do? Say, "Come, let me help you!"
Kang: And?
Xi: (gasping awkwardly) I will say, "Is it necessary for you to do it yourself?"
8. Kang: Are your eyes smaller than yours?
Xi: Yes, my eyes are smaller than Jolin's. ...
Kang: What about that?
Hee hee: ... but my breasts are bigger than hers!
9. (Jay Chou and Xiao S duet) Jay Chou: Bring it on! ! ! Small S: Ha! Ha ha! ! Hahaha ~ ~ ~ I don't have a horse! (The whole audience flashes and Xiao S continues to play) I want to do it myself! (People pour a piece-_-#)
10. The guest of this issue of Kangxi is Xiao S's sister Da S.
Big S: I want to say that doing this kind of hard work is good for me, and it is easy and good for her (Dee Hsu) to make money.
Cai: You didn't expect your sister to say such a thing!
Xiao S: When I first heard it, I thought, Is it a ghost?
Cai: Then call her (big S) ugly!
S: It's just that you call yourself ugly and have no place (helpless)!
Xiao S: She likes to call herself Lao Niang. She often does what she likes. .
Big S: At home, our sisters often match my mother. It was my mother's idea, so she jumped out and said, "You two children deserve to be beaten. Put my mother over there!" "
1 1. Speaking of marrying a rich man,
Kang: Rich people, but what if they have ear hair?
Xi: (gasping) It doesn't matter if it's a perfect world gold. I'll fix it for him ... (still worried) Is it an elder or ...
Kang: Senior, do you have any money? !
Xi: (takes another breath, which is embarrassing) Is life coming to an end?
12. Guest: Rene Liu
Kang Yong: Rene Liu won the Golden Bell Award for Best Actress. Oh, do you know what a heroine is?
What is this? There are only supporting roles in my dictionary? Isn't the supporting actress the most important thing?
13. Cai Kangyong: "You think babies are difficult to control, don't you?"
Small S: "Yes, it's so soft. Go get it ... and die. "
14. "If I become mainstream now, I don't think it's because I'm different, but because everyone has become normal."
Xiao S said that his mouth has always been as straightforward as that of the squad leader, and he can say whatever he reads from memory, whether it is different or not.
15. "For a long time, I always thought that' others are crazy'. Some people are very smart, and everyone wants to say that she is cute because of her face ... just like a bowl of noodle soup is obviously a cockroach, but she insists that it is oily onion. "
16. "I used to be very opposed to getting married and having children. When I heard it, I thought,' Oh, please, why can't you get over it!' "Now that I think about it, I feel' actually ok'. Because if life stays on the original track, it will be much the same. That's it. Work, go out, fall in love ... Try a different life! "
Small s pregnancy diary has become a psychological reading for many expectant mothers. Many girls of the same age as Dee Hsu in the late 1970s are in the ideological struggle of "to be or not to be born". After telling everyone to bravely change their appearance with a braces diary, Xiao S continued to encourage girls to "walk with the ball is also beautiful".
17. "I'm curious about change and the unknown. For example, I'm curious. Why does a mother love a child so much? Like my heart has been distributed to many people-family, sisters, husband and so on. I can't love only one person, so I really want to know what it feels like to love my child to that extent. "
After giving birth to her daughter, Xiao S couldn't wait to bite her tongue and take back what she said when she was pregnant. That kind of exclusive desire for one's children is magnified to the limit by the small S whose emotions have been exposed. "even my daughter's name is big s' mom' makes me jealous."
18.
Kang: Anthropology is my major at National Taiwan University. What are you doing?
Xi: (with an uncertain expression on his face) How did humans evolve?
Qi: Yes, that's right.
Xi: (excitedly) Really?
Qi: You're half right.
Xi: (continuing to look uncertain) Is there any next step for human development?
Qi: Right. /
Xi: (gasping, unbelievable) Huh? !
Kang: How about it? Do you think it is easy to read?
Xi: No, I wouldn't watch it if I were you ~ ~
19.
Speaking of comic boyz, there are many websites, such as F4 and 5566.
Kang: I think there is a great misunderstanding about this figure.
Xi: (Looks innocent) So you think F4 and 5566 are more popular than comic boy, right?
Kang: (OS: you ... this ...) This is common sense!
Xi: (gloating) I didn't say that. I often meet them. They often 100% go for entertainment.
Kang: Do what?
Xi: Just ... asking questions and playing games. Just like your true feelings index, you may not meet, so you can speak freely, it doesn't matter.
Kang: If one day you want to go to comic boy, I think it's time to say goodbye to that program.
20.
Xi: Once, Big S and I hosted a press conference in Takeshi Kaneshiro, and he walked into the dressing room. I'm telling you, I almost threw up
Kang Yong almost fell off the chair.
Xi: Really, you have never seen such a handsome man. Even if you don't particularly like him at ordinary times, when you see his face, you feel ok and can sleep with him.
Kang: Do you pee when you see a boy you like?
Xi: I almost shocked the acquisition platform. I want to say it's a bit lax.
…
Kang: Will you go to the bank to collect sperm and give birth to illegitimate children?
Xi: ... Of course, physical contact is better.
Kang: Anyway, you just love sex.
Xi: (OS:？ ! ? ! ? ! (Scared) I think you are so direct!
Speaking of guests, the baby hasn't changed at all.
Xi: (excited+dancing) You are so lucky! (Angry) So after your child leaves the hospital, ...
2 1.
Kang: Every time a friend brings me wine of a special year, I say, "Oh, it's so bitter!" "Then they said, OK, give him a coke of 1975.
Xi: I like 1998 milk best!
Little S learns to play baseball.
Guest: Bend your knees slightly, sit your ass down, don't lean forward, hold your chest out, let your chest …
Kang: She didn't bend forward on purpose.
Xi: (confidently) Er, yes, you know …
Guest: (Very supportive) Protrusion and Backwardness!
Xiao Xu's Classic Quotations
1. Just because she is our relative, we have the right to restrict her. It is precisely because she is our relative that we have the obligation to bear everything she does, whether it is good or bad.
2. Often, a beautiful thing in life, a preference I was destined to have since my girlhood, just slipped away. Should I bemoan its fleeting, or should I be glad that it finally appeared?
From them, I see that the meaning of life is not innate, but given by our own efforts.
But I didn't realize at that time that giving up trust and giving up doubt are essentially the same, which is equivalent to giving up faith.
But people don't live for others after all. Others can comfort you and help you, but no one can endure any mental and physical torture for you. He must find a reason for himself and convince himself to live.
6. When life throws you into a fire pit and you have to be in it, there is nothing strong and brave. All you have is the instinct to live, and you can tolerate what others can tolerate.
7. After many years, I finally understand that people can't be molded and saved, in a complete sense. Anyone who deviates from himself is doomed to be inevitable.
Just as you are used to going home and going to work, you will get used to many habits that you were not used to before.
No one insults you, but you feel that you have no dignity. No one bullied you, but you felt extremely wronged. To make matters worse, you have to thank the people who have lived here, and you are shameless to ask for help, and your dignity has been swept away.
10. In those days, we went to 76th every Sunday to print and subscribe to our magazine. Although the conditions are difficult, it is sacred for everyone to do what they like.
1 1. How many regrets do people have to bear in this world? If you live, there will be tomorrow and next time, and there will be opportunities and methods to make up for it. Death will only leave regrets for the living-the kind of regret that touches the skin.
12. If he doesn't emphasize what he values to the extreme, how can he live in a divided era to save himself from becoming a divided person?
13. I don't know whether too many disasters annihilate the brilliance of human nature or the darkness of human nature leads to many disasters, just as I don't know whether disasters are God's punishment or praise for our nation.
14. I admit that hypocrisy does not belong to him, and I know that his way is always unique, whether it is love or hate. In fact, what I appreciate is this uniqueness, but fun is fun. Once I really face it, I can't get rid of it.
15. I don't know much about religion either. I don't know whether he suffered from God's grace or punishment. If it is the former, then everyone should face the pain calmly. Maybe God is equal to all people in the end, and he will never impose what you can't bear on others.
16. Faith and truth are unequal. Truth is gold, and it may take several generations of sacrifice to show its dazzling light; Faith-belief-ideal, and perhaps religion, is salt, which is indispensable for a moment in life.
17. A man and a woman can get married and have children. There must be an inevitable reason, no matter how insignificant it seems to others, it must be the first and only reason for him and her.
18. It's embarrassing to live alone and let others judge.
19. I have already felt the significance of a person's death or departure to the living and the left. I think it is empty, and life will soon fill it up. But for a family, one more person or one less person is by no means a quantitative concept. Losing someone who once existed means losing everything.
20. The free will and spirit always go against the real society. Either you give up your rights, or you are a rebel in this real society.