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A Quick Method for Taoist Priests-The hilarious life of Taoist faggots-Jinjiang Literature Network
Author: Magpie flew away
chapter one
First, the most worthless Taoist priest in history
First of all, introduce yourself. My name is Ma, and I'm a sensible tree. There is such an outstanding and unconventional name. First of all, I want to thank my mother. She's here.
In the vast sea of people, there is a man named Ma.
As we all know, Chinese surname culture is profound. If my father didn't have my mother's eyes, that was the surname that was crazy about her at that time.
Damn, my name has become a tragedy.
That's how the marriage advertisement in the lower left corner of the city morning post describes me, which is close to the size of the palm of your hand.
"Mary, male, 26 years old, height 178, cultural worker, young entrepreneur, handsome guy with a car and a house.
, unmarried. "
The advertisement was posted by borrowing 50 yuan from my mother. Except for the description of my face, it is basically true but slightly insufficient.
The newspaper staff did artistic processing.
But the world is cruel.
Every time I ride Omar's brand-name battery car, I take those shy and timid big girls who have met several times to my 30-square-meter multifunctional car.
When they rent a high-grade small bungalow community for one month 150, their eyes will change from expectation to shock, and finally, they will slap me.
"Didn't you say you started a company?"
"Yes, but I just don't have a license."
"Didn't you say you were a literary and art worker?"
"Yes, you didn't see the small advertisement on the telephone pole in front of the door. Many of them were designed by me. "
"pa!"
I have another Wuzhishan on my face.
Snobbish, ...
Should be what you need.