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You are the wind and I am the sand.
1, you are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

2. What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

Meeting you is my greatest happiness. With you, my life has become infinitely broad, and with you, the world has become so charming. You are the world, and the world is you. I am willing to accompany you and love you with all my heart. Go where you want to go with you and spend the rest of our lives with your heart. In the future, maybe nothing can be sure, but the only thing that can be sure is that the person I love is you. No matter now or in the future, I think my place will be your warmest harbor and a wall to shelter you from the wind and rain. I only love you!

5. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and only I am lonely. 6. I have never thought about why I don't cherish you when I have you. You are fading away in my life. I hate myself for not cherishing myself. I tried to escape and pretend I didn't mean it, but I can't forget it. Every time I think of you, I regret it, because I can't find a girl like you anymore. If God can give me a chance, it will not let you go easily, will not make you sad, and will give you the happiness you want. Meeting again makes my heart beat faster. I will feel happy even for a second by your side, because I love you. I will always have you in my heart all my life. 7. I don't know if you are well today, and my situation is not good either. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me?

When we are not so young, we find that our hearts are connected. All we lacked in those years was an opportunity to express our love. Can't we just go back to our destiny and be rearranged because of our caution? Previous mistakes have since become confessions. I like you. 9. My brother is a big wolf and my sister is a sheep. There is no shortage of food in my brother's house, and I want you to be a bride; Bang, my brother died; The hunter raised his gun and smiled. Look at your mother!

10, take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

202 1 network classic: you are the wind, I am the sand, you don't love me, I commit suicide!

1, women don't think they are good, they don't have to study, and men don't think they can be ugly if they read well.

2. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so the world has the Great Wall.

4. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky for wine ... the sky says: watch the weather forecast yourself!

The biggest comfort of waiting in line for dinner in the canteen is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind.

6. I hate that my grandfather is not surnamed Li, and I hate that my father is not straight.

7. If you fall, stand up and cry again-

8. What's the use? Dinosaurs are big, and it's over.

9. I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain. I'm only in Mount Tai.

10, outside the building, outside the castle peak building, I'm not worried if you don't love me; There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

1 1. The teacher assigns more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can go around the earth three times together. For nine consecutive years, the number of global assignments has been leading, with good results, and of course it is more popular.

12, if the heart has no home, it wanders around.

13, I am happy when you are sad, and I am sad when you are happy.

14, try to be a good person.

15, the highest level of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!

16, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

17, if people really live to the point of shameless, how can they live?

18, the first class on Monday, the teacher said: The students must be very tired after two days' rest. ...

19, hey, is your coffin turned over or slippery?

Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

2 1, so many people despise me, who are you?

22, eldest brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

23. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie!

24. Knowing a person's face but not his heart, it is difficult to draw a bone and a cotton palm.

25. Self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.

26. If I'm drunk and I don't accept anyone, I'll hold the wall!

27, you are the wind, I am the sand, you don't love me, I commit suicide!

28. We are all passers-by of life. What do we need so many houses for?

29. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

3 1, the sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

32. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

33. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So, there was night.

34. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: In fact, it is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

36, Liu Chengjun.

Silence is soil, low-key is sand, and silence and low-key are soil and sand.

1, who is not old since ancient times, it is better to find an ugly man.

Don't mess with me, or I'll let you sit down as a specimen.

3. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.

4, handsome is useless, and finally it was eaten by a chess piece.

5. Never, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is sheer nonsense.

6. A diaper that can resist floods is the real diaper.

7, others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.

8. Seeing that your home is poor, the mouse went to your home with tears in his eyes.

9. You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

10, are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

1 1. I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

12, ouch, you drag like Wu Dalang's wife.

13, youth is running wildly, and then falls down beautifully.

14, you can't treat yourself badly or take advantage of others.

15, nostalgia, not because how good that era was, but because you were still young at that time.

16, God said to me: If there is a road in Shushan, do it first! There is no limit to learning the sea, making eight-treasure porridge.

17. He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like melons.

18, there is a kind of love called letting go of your hand and holding others' hand.

19, don't be afraid of hooligans, be more hooligans than hooligans.

20. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2 1, a B, NB goes north, just south.

22. It's not that I don't understand, it's that the book doesn't let me understand.

23. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class.

25, benefactor, if you dare to bully being original, it is a disgrace to Jesus.

26. There is nothing wrong with illness and money.

27, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I went.

28. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

29, don't say that my brain is sick, the premise of brain disease is that I have a brain.

30. Women, showing wisdom is sexier than showing thighs.

3 1, to turn dreams into reality, the first step is to be awake.

32. Silence is soil, low-key is sand, and silence and low-key are soil and sand.

Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

34. It's not that I'm turning the corner, it's that your brain cells are failing.

35. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold.

36. This wind is really obscene, and it dried my lips.

37. If you break my red line, I will break you.

You are my lover.

1, looking for a lover is better than looking for a thermometer, knowing the cold and knowing the heat, not saying anything, not menopause.

2. Men like young girls, just as women like fresh vegetables, they all taste good.

3. What is marriage? It's running in circles. It is running laps on the long track of life. Whoever runs long, who runs far, who runs many laps, wins in the end. So this is also the reason why many extramarital affairs players lose to marriage players because of their poor endurance.

4, the daughter-in-law is like a hand and foot, and the third child is like a dress.

5. When you start your own business, you need a cactus like me at low tide.

6. You don't want to be Chen Shimei, because I'm not the daughter of the emperor.

7, looking for a lover, it is better to buy an electric blanket to warm the bed.

8. If a woman wants to get true love, she must first learn to be rude and be rude to people who don't love you.

9. I really didn't do that well!

10, many things have to be solved by time and patience.

1 1, the thermometer knows the cold and knows the heat without saying anything, and it doesn't add to your confusion. The most important thing is that there is no menopause.

12, hourly workers charge on time and leave after work. If they are not good at it, they can change it. If it's for life, I have to tell you the conditions. If you are not good at it, you can't change it, and you will probably end up with you.

13, men are proud, do you understand? Don't be adamant, to be fair, even if my brother-in-law is a criminal suspect, he has the right to remain silent! As an unemployed woman, why can't she wait for her husband?

14, it is easy to find a woman, but it is not easy to find a home.

15. Falling in love is like running. You can't always expect men to run as fast as when they start.

16 As the saying goes, a woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. In fact, a man's heart is like a needle. You look too closely, and when people are around you, your heart runs away.

17, the daughter-in-law is like a hand and foot, and the third one is like a dress. Hands and feet are old, not good-looking and not easy to use. Can I amputate at will? Clothes, no matter how beautiful, no matter how beautiful, a piece of clothing costs millions, and it's over when you put it on.

18, it is easier to die than to live; It takes only a moment to die, but it takes a lifetime to live; It's simple to die, and you don't have to consider such complicated things-houses, cars, old people, children; To live, there are many things to consider, and all aspects should be satisfied.