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Have you ever bought anything from Taobao? How to give funny comments to the store? Below, I have compiled a selection of funny comments on Taobao, and welcome your reference!

Taobao funny comments featured Qingzhi slimming capsules 400mg*60 capsules.

Bad review [details] liar, I took a bottle. He sent one. People who took 1 pills lost weight. This is fraud.

Explanation:

Oh, sorry, I just learned yesterday that the courier I used was a mouse's!

Fashion bag in summer

Bad review [details] The seller's service is not good. Although I know you are busy, there is no need to talk to me so easily every time. It's either grace or good. It's disrespectful to say it word for word. Give a bad review.

Explanation: bah

Delicate chocolate imported from Europe

Bad review [details] The chocolate arrived three days late, and it was all broken when it arrived, which led to a quarrel between my boyfriend and me.

Explanation:

Playing is kissing, scolding is love, and kicking is really not good.

Chinese medicine beauty slimming porridge

Bad review [details] is completely invalid! ! ! ! !

Explanation:

Not telling the truth at all!

Koala toy tree bag hug bear

The name on the bad review [details] mailing list is wrong.

Note: Oh, it's also a bad review. I'll just write it a few times. . Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua, Li Jinhua.

Verbena-lose weight and treat headache

Bad review [details] Why is your vervain different from others'?

Explanation: Why do you look different from others?

Alarm clock/bedside clock/round biscuit clock

Bad review [details] Because I am often cheated, I haven't bought online for a long time. I couldn't help buying this watch this time and was cheated again. what the hell are you doing?

Explanation:

Ma Lisan said, "Just kidding!"

China lady Tang suit discount special price

Bad review [details] After so long, you still ignore me and have to give you a bad review! ! !

Explanation: Well, I was ill in the hospital. I just got back from the hospital, and it seems that I will be hospitalized again.

Wild hazelnut

Bad review [details] hazelnut shells are very hard. After eating this catty, my teeth are almost falling out. In order to increase the weight and charge more postage, I also stuffed a piece of broken iron into the box.

Explanation: If you look at the iron carefully, will you find a screw in the middle? If you look down, there is a crack in the middle, and you have to separate it along this crack-this broken iron is a pliers for clamping hazelnut shells for you!

Laitingbao natural breast enhancement and beauty

Bad review [details] This advertisement is inconsistent with the actual effect. Please keep your eyes open.

Note: This evaluation is inconsistent with the actual situation. Please keep your eyes open.

Herbal formula-safe weight loss

Bad review [details] The actual situation of taking is completely different from the description on the Internet, which has no influence on the instructions. After eating, I feel flustered, anorexia and can't sleep. It has no effect at all.

Explanation:

The side effects of lying are exactly as described!

Product name: Korean fashion latest sexy MM shirt

Bad Review: Yes, I like it!

Explanation: doesn't your husband like it?

Product name: Inner Mongolia specialty Inner Mongolia air-dried beef jerky Jin /35 yuan

There is a big gap between the description of the evaluation [details] and the goods.

Explanation: Don't be kind!

Product name: abundant fruit basket-12 kinds of fruits

[Details] Some fruits are still too ripe.

Explanation: According to your mother's request, ripe fruits can only be kept for 3 or 5 days after being received, and can be kept in the refrigerator for a longer time. Remember to let your mother evaluate it next time. )

Product name: Yida chewing gum

Bad review [details] I asked for chewing gum, but the thing I sent was as white as white, too sweet to eat.

Commentary: Oh, my God, that's the white chocolate I gave you. Chewing gum is wrapped in the newspaper below. You're not going to throw it in the trash, are you? Go find it.

Product name: Maggie cotton compressed paper film

Mediocre comments

* No Alipay transaction was successful.

[Details] Nothing.

Explanation: Nothing is nothing! ! Nothing! ! There is no way to evaluate! ! What what person! ! Dizzy! ! !

Product name: Osman-—30g pearl moisturizing eye cream

Bad review [details] How to return the goods?

Explanation: Wrong. After the photo was taken, I didn't pay or deliver the goods. What about returning the goods?

Product name: Tesco kitchen tools set of 5 pieces

What is the bad review [details]? It's a little uncomfortable to use. Bad review # #

Explanation: You are a nymphomaniac. You should pull a man in the street to despise you! !

Product name: 500g plums with kernels

Comment [Details] Why can't a plum become a plum? It doesn't match what I want at all.

Description: It's probably been done for a long time. Just as delicious.

Product name: * Earrings * Bird Earrings

Why don't you respond to the comments? Try to comment.

Commentary: How did this happen? Hey, your computer can be upgraded: (very, very depressed.

Product name: crystal ball

Poor: the ball is good. Why don't you give me the bottom seat in the photo?

Explanation: Wrong! That is my ashtray.

Mediocre comments

Mr XX has a good service attitude. But the quality of the goods is too poor. Obviously it's fake, and I don't know what material it is, so I dare not use it.

Explanation:

It doesn't matter, you can use it. Others enter our retail and still sell well.

Although the transaction failed ~ ~ but' thank you anyway ~ ~ [details]-20: 45 on August 29, 2004

Explanation:

Failure. What? I can't stand it if you shoot and don't buy it.

Bad review: Sorry, I won't change it to good review. [Details]-29 April 2004 15: 22

Explanation: When did I exchange favorable comments with you? Really! Wicked! !

Bad review: before remittance: enthusiasm+patience+sincerity, which makes me very happy; After remittance: cold heart+cruel heart+desperate heart, which makes me so sad. The YY purchased is completely different from the YY received (style and color). No exchange, no return, no refund. Without tens of dollars of credit, it is enough for such a seller to meet one. You have to be careful when shopping online. I don't know what reason the seller will make up to defend himself. [Details]-September 2004 10 at 22: 04

Explanation:

Miss, did you send it wrong? !

Zhong Ping: The pearl necklace is good, the ring is good, the pillow feels good, and the mobile phone pendant is also good. I like them all, but the seller has a better attitude.

Description: I don't have what you bought in my shop. I guess you must be a very rich man. You bought so many things at once. ...

Platinum-plated necklace *9 yuan ~

The girlfriend's evaluation is "average"

Explanation:

You bought her a diamond ring!

Bad attitude, things are ok, [details]-2004.12.0313: 31

Explanation:

When did I treat you badly? I wonder if I should say I love you and feel that I have a good attitude! ?