"When I was a child, every time I didn't hand in my homework, the teacher punished me for cleaning the blackboard. It's not that the blackboard is not clean, but that I didn't hand in my homework. "
2. "Hee hee, how to sleep every second?"
"The bell rang and I saw a sleeping pill go in."
3. "Hee hee, is the university the place where dreams begin?"
"Yes, sleeping is especially sweet."
4. "Hey, is it important to have a beautiful wife in the long run?"
"For Chiang Kai-shek, it is of great benefit to marry a beautiful and elegant lady."
"For Wu Dalang, marrying a beautiful wife is fatal."
5. "Hee hee, what do you admire most about your other half?"
"I admire him for being so calm and not showing up for so many years."
6 "Hee hee, my boyfriend said, I'm drunk, how should I reply?"
"The opportunity to turn hungry has finally come: drink more hot water."
7. "Hey, my girlfriend asked why you like me."
"Because you look like an elf."
"Hee hee, what kind of reason is this?"
"Otherwise, your chest is not big."
8. "Hey, my girlfriend always asks, are you important? What should I say? "
"Everything is important."
9. "Hee hee, how can I refuse a request for a loan from someone I don't know very well?"
"No, no, I'm just being polite. We are not friends. Don't misunderstand me. "
10, "Hee hee, the male ticket is a soldier, walking very fast. I have told him many times that he hasn't changed. What should I do? "
"Take a whistle, whistle too fast, tell him to stop.
1 1, "Hee hee, a friend who is very close to me actually wants to kiss me and hug me. My daughter, am I too close to him?"
"What do you think of your relationship with iron, but he wants to strike while the iron is hot.
12, "Hee hee, what is a rotten girl?"
"Gender female, love male"
13, "Hee hee, if his predecessor is love rat, what attitude should he take towards his predecessor?"
"The spring breeze is ten miles worse than the last sudden death."
14 "hee hee, how can I not get pregnant?"
"single"
15, "Hee hee, what should I do if I have procrastination?"
"Procrastination is just an excuse for laziness."
16, "Hee hee, how to strike up a conversation with a girl you like when playing badminton"
"Beauty, did you drop this feather?
17, "Hee hee, why do you get acne when you have a holiday?"
"Nonsense, your relatives come to your house without some fruit or something."
18 "hee hee, how is the small chest damaged? Yes, a gay friend, a woman. "
"You 25-year-old Gu Liang, how can your chest be fixed at 8 years old forever?"
19 "hee hee, why do men like to touch women's breasts when kissing?"
"Stand instability, grab something practical.
20. "Hee hee, please tell me how to introduce my girlfriend to others."
"My girlfriend is a non-existent person who doesn't smoke, drink, cry, make trouble or coquetry."
The third wave of funny quotations
1, hee hee, why do people live?
We are all here.
2. Hee hee, why do girls often stand still when boyfriends quarrel with boyfriends?
Usually, you can't move when you sing.
3, hee hee, how do martial arts experts identify murderous look?
background music
4, hee hee, some people say that being single is that you are not good enough, is that right?
On the contrary, I am single because you are not good enough.
5. Hee hee, do men generally prefer nude makeup or plain face?
Half and half, like nudity and beauty.
6, hee hee, how to describe a person fat?
You look really hard to tell at a glance.
7. Hee hee, I confessed to the boy I like. He asked me what I liked about him. What should I do?
Just go there, this, this, this, you can make a lot of money.
8. Hee hee, why does one white hair grow ten?
Because she saw her relatives uprooted, the black hair around her turned white.
9. Hee hee, what are the famous brainwashing sentences in history?
Two dollars can't buy a loss, and two dollars can't buy it.
10, hee hee, what's it like to have no girlfriend?
There is a feeling of lack of talents.
1 1, hee hee, how to respond to girls' confession to you.
You are a good man.
12, hee hee, how can you live without a lover on Valentine's Day?
There are no dead people at home. Do you have to work hard to kill one or two people before Tomb-Sweeping Day? No, it's just ...
13, hee hee, why is my boyfriend playing with my mobile phone while eating?
Maybe he thinks it's not good to play with his girlfriend at dinner.
14, hee hee, what if my girlfriend is a soft girl?
Soft, indicating a little air leakage, which needs to be re-pumped.
15, hee hee, what were you thinking when you were running?
Fuck, what lap is this?
16, hee hee, how to sum up the person you like in four words?
Don't like me.
17, hee hee, how to get my wife to cooperate with me in taking wedding photos.
What qualifications do you have to be a Tao? Just cooperate.
18, hee hee, how much do you earn a month?
My monthly income 1W, my girlfriend can reach 2000.
19, hee hee, what is worse than killing a dog?
Damn it.
20, hee hee, how to distinguish between love and unwilling.
The former: If you are well, it will be sunny.
The latter: If you get well, it will be a bolt from the blue.
A wave of funny quotations before going to bed, falling asleep with a good mood.
1, since I became a piece of shit, no one dares to step on my head anymore.
2. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.
3. When taking a bath in summer, I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables!
Now boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls.
5, I think that year, when I was the thinnest, I was only six and a half pounds!
6. You did badly in the exam. You broke my heart, not to mention the teacher's heart and my parents' heart.
7. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.
8. Laziness can conquer hunger, but it loses to urine.
9. Any beauty praised by others is not as good as meeting you for the first time.
10, you'd better have a dream in case someone asks you.
1 1, stay with me, at least I love you more than others.
12, please remember that I am a cold person, don't be confused by my mental illness.
13, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless!
14, I want to be your friend for a long time. I can't say what I like about you, but I feel that you are rich.
15, I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed the ugly method.
16, go home early when I am away. Many people have stolen pigs these two days. I'm afraid something will happen to you.
17, don't envy your friends for walking a few more steps than you on the pace table. They may have short legs and haven't gone far.
18, my advantage is that I can correct mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel that I have done anything wrong.
After Liu Genghong exercised, the first wave of losing weight was successful.
The first wave has lost weight following Liu Genghong's exercises (Part I) 1. Only exercise can dispel all kinds of doubts. -(Goethe)
Whether studying or exercising, both soul and body must be on the road.
As a fitness enthusiast, don't forget to exercise when you go out. Although it is a little difficult to stick to your schedule outside, there are still many ways to do some training. The gym in the hotel, the street in a strange city, the carpet in the room and the spa across the street can all be your fitness places. Don't be lazy.
4. Keep exercising every day. I hurt my waist and walked backwards on the treadmill. I admire myself.
Don't envy others' gorgeous abdominal muscles, because you can't see others' efforts.
6. The sweat of fitness washes away the troubles of life, and a strong body makes tomorrow's happiness.
7. Optimism is the secret of mental health, and exercise is the magic weapon of fitness.
8. Be obsessed with beautiful women, from the inside out, keep exercising, keep skin care, and love yourself with the safest products!
9. It feels good to sweat. I insist on at least half an hour of exercise and reading every day.
10. A good attitude and persistent exercise make a healthy body.
1 1. Being sick makes people suffer, exercise makes people taste the sweetness, and health makes people look forward.
12. Develop sports and enhance people's physique.
13. Strive to develop sports and make the people healthy and cheerful. —— (Zhu De)
14. The thin man's abdominal muscles are as meaningless as the fat woman's D chest.
15. Loving sports, games and athletes means loving life.
16. I need a strong existence when I am alive, even if this existence is destined to make me lonely!
17. A sound spirit resides in a healthy body.
18. The movement that has been put in place is stepping, and the forward movement is running, but why is life always stagnant for one thing!
19. I really want to keep exercising for 30 minutes every day, and my whole body is less uncomfortable and my neck is much better. The fatter, the lazier. Be sure to move.
20. Be sure to adapt to the weather after autumn, go to bed early and get up early, and never stay up late. Health is the only way to have a good life. Keep exercising … Good morning!
The first wave of sentences (Part II) 2 1. The true meaning of travel is not to exercise, but to drive your soul to find the spring of life.
22. Keeping fit is the most important thing, and anticlimactic health taboo.
23. Fat people look different, while thin people look good.
24. Exercise regularly. Dumbbells and barbells are good instruments for exercising muscle endurance in the gym.
25. Children without umbrellas must run hard!
What surprises me is not how the world works. But the world is actually moving!
27. Health is like the water in a well. Only when the well is dry, the water is precious.
28. Exercise without sweating is difficult to achieve; Practice sweating, don't look at minor illnesses; Don't be the wind when you sweat, lest you get sick.
29. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat to cover up obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
30. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.
3 1. Life lies in exercise. -(French enlightenment thinker-Voltaire)
32. It's really useful to keep exercising. It's almost a dream come true! Keep moving! Hold on!
Don't treat yourself like a waste until you die.
34. Let your bad habits die before you. Franklin
35. Indifferent to fame and fortune, combining dynamic and static, and combining work and rest.
36. Exercise and enjoy a healthy life; Outdoor sports, breathing fresh air; Life lies in exercise, and happiness comes from nature; Keep exercising every day, be in good spirits and smile every day.
37. Keep exercising every day and keep your best. This will make my skin better, enjoy sweating and make me feel relaxed.
38. Abdominal muscles are not difficult to practice, but not difficult!
39. The biggest disadvantage of mediocre people is that they often feel better than others. Franklin
40. I like sports and sweating, so that when the water comes out, there will be no extra water to make me cry!