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Lao Luo's quotations are all taught by Luo Yonghao, recorded privately by New Oriental students and circulated. Since students will record Lao Luo's words in every New Oriental course, new quotations often appear. His quotations thoroughly analyze many things in life and are rich in certain philosophy of life, which is worth listening to.

The following are some excerpts from Lao Luo's quotations, taken out of context. Please refer to the audio of Lao Luo's quotations for the complete content.

1. It is so tough and fierce!

Let me give you an example, and you will understand.

Ancient poets went to brothels to fall in love.

I won't tell you that the fake diploma is in the south gate of Peking University!

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6. Haha, grinning, you don't understand this!

7. Cry, make noise and hang yourself.

8. I have only met Lao Yu and the Guangdong madman who recited the dictionary.

9. Tokyo Massacre.

10. What is the figure of pear flower line? Why are you looking at me? My old Luo is a standard barrel line figure! !

1 1. He shrugged and I quickly held the wall. Sweat came out. He asked me: What happened to Lao Luo? I said, don't talk to me! !

12. This question was unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Mr. Luo, joined New Oriental. Old teachers all told me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said, don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!

13. Being old and not dying is despicable (to quote Confucius)

14. My grandmother was born in Guangxu, so don't marry a fart.

15. She lived for another nine years before she died.

16. When a student asks Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu will tell him a story about his own struggle, so that all the students are moved and forget the question just now.

17. When I heard this, I was startled and said, Oh, nothing.

18. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the evidence and scare you to death.

19. If 50% of the people in China are gay, the population problem will be solved.

20. Why is it simple? Because you are a terrapin and have never seen the world.

Luo Yonghao, a 2 1. 13-year-old boy, witnessed a live black man at close range for the first time in his life!

22. It looks at you anxiously, and you look at it eagerly.

At this time, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote my will.

24. Accommodation class, punching class, 12 weekly class, 15 weekly class. ......

25. Nine volunteers were killed after the Battle of Shangganling.

26. Sorry, I believe in Buddhism ... Sorry, I believe in Taoism ... Sorry, I believe in Islam. .....

27. The color TV is of course Panasonic.

28. As stupid as your father! !

29. Naive ... Where are you? ...

30. Ah, he folded the quilt! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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32. I really envy you meeting such a great teacher!

33. A real macho man dares to look directly at a bleak life.

Another characteristic of macho men is that they hide when they cry.

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36. It's either white or black. If you are not white or black, what are you?

37. Trembling with happiness.

38. Ah, it's time for bed and two cups of coffee.

39. No matter what you look like, you will soak!

40. Which row has two braids with red sleeves?

4 1. Hey, it didn't float! Hey, it's not Red Bull! -You are also a student of Teacher Luo!

42. How nice! Where did you buy it? Dad bought a set, too !

43. I had a nervous breakdown after listening.

44. Two tragedies of education in China: 1. Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean. 2. Every school has a lecherous male PE teacher, who lets boys play ball games and leads girls to play games.

45. This is not good for girls. Noisy can be noisy, noisy can not be noisy! What's the point of tattling?

46. I patted him on the shoulder and said that the young man was well dressed! !

47. Bears snore when they hibernate.

48. After I arrived in New Oriental, I discouraged many old teachers.

49. Eat, eat, eat! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

50. The intense life needs no explanation.

5 1.- Are there any peaches in this pocket?

-( 10 seconds later) This is for my grandmother. ....

52. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but it looked like a mouthful of water to her.

53. Wind

Cold wind.

The wind is cold. -Gu Long wrote this in order to earn a manuscript fee (charged by line).

54. Are you kidding? Boss Yu's people dare to catch him.

55. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.

56. Do you still have a temporary residence permit?

57.- Where's Lao Luo?

-I don't know. Don't ask. It's gone.

We Japanese are all like this.

59. Lao Yu hurried to McDonald's, in order to cause extensive burns.

60. Look at it from the corner of your eye. If it is Shen Da 600, there are the following precautions: 1. Never laugh out loud. ........

6 1. It's not easy for everyone to mix together. .....

62. Note that Lao Luo has never had a younger brother!

Sometimes, I feel a little sick.

64. Side effects, unpredictable .....

65. Anti-humanity!

66. It's fucking annoying not to do 1000 push-ups a day!

67. Children fight better than develop.

68. After three years, I have developed! ! !

69. My father accompanied me and thought: This is my fucking son! !

70. Chase them to the mountains and give them a name, Gaoshan people.

7 1. Girls who study GRE are all fierce women!

72. I turned it over and saw that this person is not me, but Gandhi! !

73. I compare my personality with theirs! !

Do you want to hear a story about my honesty? There was a cherry tree at home when I was a child. ......

In order to hint at him, I pushed my glasses for every answer.

76. If you are not good at math, you can also be the British Prime Minister (Churchill), or you can be a writer in Taiwan Province Province (Li Ao), or you can go to Britain to write poems (Xu Gang came into contact). Of course, all of the above require a visa. If not, you can be a writer (Qian Zhongshu) in China, a teacher (Luo Yonghao) at the last moment, or even go without teaching.

76. It's all crazy.

I have seen many such disabled people.

78. They will think you are lively.

79. You can't watch CCTV's Spring Festival Gala. Why do you still keep this bad habit? CCTV Spring Festival Gala is not for ordinary people. But the parents have to watch, and the son can't go home. First, take some vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting), and then sit in front of the TV. One year, this happened: Ni Ping smirked and said, "Today's party highlights the theme of the party." That's right! The idea is highly consistent with ETS! If she doesn't get 2400 on the GRE, she basically fails in vocabulary!

80. Dementia mental patients are the happiest. They have reached a profound level and are in a very high state every day. And no matter what they do: you are a fool, what are you afraid of! You can gain weight in vain and always be in a state of fresh air.

8 1. Politics is that there are no contradictions, and contradictions are created; Resolving contradictions again is actually creating hatred. There is a topic in Pakistan's primary school mathematics textbooks: It is hopeless to catch seven Israeli prisoners of war, kill five, and leave a few nations that even instill hatred in mathematics.

82. Don't explain when you encounter misunderstanding? Never explain! There are only two things I can explain: 1 My relatives misunderstood me. If I don't explain, they will be sad. The court misunderstood me. Except for these two cases, I will never explain. I am really tough, don't explain! Shit, even people like me are misunderstood. What else can you do?

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There is a paragraph 134 here. Recorded for New Oriental students in many GRE training classes in New Oriental. So it is divided into four seasons. Among them are the household registration system, the problem of Taiwan Province Province, the poet, Luo Yonghao and his brother, the divorce channel in Las Vegas, the Washington family also has cherry trees, Liu Huan's daughter, national sentiment, the disgusting Spring Festival Gala and so on.

The first season (duration in brackets)

0 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Email (03:25)

02. Lao Luo Quotations _ Ending (00:46)

03. Lao Luo Quotations _ Happy Events (0 1: 52)

04. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Divorce Channel in Las Vegas (12:22)

05. Lao Luo Quotations _ Unclean (00:57)

06. Lao Luo Quotations _X People X Heart (02:00)

07. Lao Luo Quotations _ Smelly Problems (04:24)

08. Lao Luo Quotations _ Single Father (0 1:36)

09. Lao Luo Quotations _ The floor is wet-don't swallow it (03:00)

10. Lao Luo Quotations _ Hibernation (03:36)

1 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Counter-Revolution (00:53)

12. quotations from Lao Luo _ Gaoshan nationality (07:56)

13. Lao Luo Quotations _ Good Questions and Bad Questions (00:36)

14. quotations from Lao Luo _ hukou system and new police (16:34)

15. Quotations from Lao Luo _ There are cherry trees in Washington's house (08:07)

16. quotations from Lao Luo _ yellow jokes (0 1:53)

17. quotations from Lao Luo _ lose weight (06:38)

18. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Jin Yong vs Gu Long (00:54)

19. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Two Fish (04:23)

20. quotations from Lao Luo _ Luo Yonghao and his brother (13:35)

2 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Logic (03:05)

22. Lao Luo Quotations _ Cat and Mouse (0 1: 14)

23. Lao Luo Quotations _ fundraising (03:44)

24. Lao Luo Quotations _ Milk Road (00:45)

25. Quotations from Lao Luo _ rebellion (08:06)

26. Lao Luo Quotations _ Silly Birds (0 1:06)

27. Lao Luo Quotations _ Divine Judgment (0 1:58)

28. Lao Luo Quotations _ Poet (13:46)

29. Lao Luo Quotations _ Sign Language (00:40)

30. Lao Luo Quotations _ Pseudoscience (09:46)

3 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ We are pests (0 1: 16)

32. Lao Luo Quotations _ What does New Oriental depend on (00:57)

33. Quoted from Lao Luo _ No eggs and tomatoes (00:57)

34. Lao Luo Quotations _ Drug Experiment (04:33)

35. Lao Luo Quotations _ Polygamy (00:34)

36. Lao Luo Quotations _ misprint (00:33)

37. Lao Luo Quotations _ Real Tough Guy (00:25)

The length of the first section is 02:32:0 1.

The second season (duration in brackets)

0 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Welcome to New Oriental (02: 1 1)

02. Lao Luo Quotations _ Numbers (00:39)

03. Lao Luo Quotations _ Reciting Words (03:24)

04. Quoted from Lao Luo _ Luo Pangzi's website (00:36)

05. Lao Luo Quotations _ No difference (0 1:34)

06. Lao Luo Quotations _ Forbidden Books Reference Books (00:39)

07. Lao Luo Quotations _ Fill in the blanks (0 1:30)

08. Lao Luo Quotations _ Comedy Master (0 1:39)

09. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Joy begets sorrow (09: 16)

10. Lao Luo Quotations _ Ugly Method (03:36)

1 1. quotations from Lao Luo _ animal instinct (0 1: 13)

12. Lao Luo's quotations _ difficult words and strange words (02:2 1)

13. Lao Luo Quotations _ On Tradition (16:50)

14. quotations from Lao Luo _ adventure and madness (0 1:30)

15. quotations from Lao Luo _ cynicism (0 1:04)

16. quotations from Lao Luo _ idealist (13: 14)

17. quotations from Lao Luo _ brand-name mobile phones (00:56)

18. Lao Luo Quotations _ Arrogance (00:32)

19. quotations from Lao Luo _ prodigy (02:32)

20. Quotations from Lao Luo _ On the officialdom (1 1:29)

2 1. Quotations Lao Luo _ baby's reaction (00:49)

22. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Eternal Dragon Slayer (00:49)

23. Lao Luo Quotations _ Human Sushi (03:09)

24. Lao Luo Quotations _ Terminology (03:08)

25. Lao Luo Quotations _ Comments by English Teachers (02:49)

26. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Teaching people tirelessly (03:54)

27. Lao Luo Quotations _ Boring Topics (0 1:03)

28. Lao Luo Quotations _ Banned Books (0 1:29)

29. Lao Luo Quotations _ Computer Failure (0 1:23)

30. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Lao Luo lost his temper (03:25)

3 1. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Disgusting Spring Festival Evening (09:57)

32. Lao Luo Quotations _ National Emotions (07:24)

33. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Anti-feudal superstition (07:49)

34. Lao Luo Quotations _ State and Political Parties (02:04)

36. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Teacher Luo is the best (0 1:35)

37. Lao Luo Quotations _ Strange Questions (02:05)

38. Lao Luo Quotations _ Not a benefactor (05:59)

39. Quoted from Lao Luo _ Liu Huan's daughter (04:58)

40. Lao Luo Quotations _ Stephen Chow (0 1:47)

4 1. quotations from Lao Luo _ educated youth complex (05:22)

42. Lao Luo Quotations _ Drugs (09:00)

43. Lao Luo Quotations _ Prophet (03:02)

third-quarter

0 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Lao Luo First Love.mp3

02. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Lao Luo's pick-up skills. mp3

03. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Lao Luo sees the society. mp3

04. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Lao Luo and his brother continue. mp3

05. Lao Luo Quotations _ Comments on Qian Zhongshu. mp3

06. Lao Luo Quotations _ Martial Arts Novels. mp3

07. Lao Luo Quotations _ Scholar Style. mp3

08. Lao Luo Quotations _ Women's Status in China. mp3

09. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Problem-solving skills. mp3

10. Lao Luo Quotations _ Patriotism. mp3

1 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Hard Interpretation.mp3

12. Lao Luo Quotations _ Disgusting English.mp3

13. Lao Luo Quotations _ I'm still the best. mp3

The fourth season (from the GRE winter vacation class of Beijing New Oriental in 2006)

0 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Opening remarks. MP3 file

02. Lao Luo Quotations _ Poetry. MP3 file

03. Lao Luo Quotations _ Animals. MP3 file

04. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Silly. MP3 file

05. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Terrorist attacks. MP3 file

06. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Eighteen months. MP3 file

07. Lao Luo Quotations _ Physiological Reaction. MP3 file

08. Lao Luo's Quotations _ Nuclear Weapons. MP3 file

09. Lao Luo Quotations _ Piracy.mp3

10. Lao Luo Quotations _ Tolerance. mp3

1 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Split.mp3

12. Lao Luo Quotations _ Illusion. MP3 file

13. quotations from Lao Luo _ psychological quality. MP3 file

14. Lao Luo Quotations _ Thomas Payne.mp3

15. Quotations from Lao Luo _ SARS. MP3 file

16. Lao Luo Quotations _ Liar.mp3

17. Lao Luo Quotations _ Neutral Words.mp3

18. quotations from Lao Luo _ non-violent demonstrations. MP3 file

19. Lao Luo Quotations _ Vegetarian. MP3 file

20. Lao Luo quotations _ childlike innocence. mp3

2 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Japan.mp3

22. Lao Luo Quotations _ Equality between men and women. MP3 file

23. Lao Luo Quotations _ Belief.mp3

24. Lao Luo Quotations _ Fuwa.mp3

25. Lao Luo Quotations _ Family Planning. MP3 file

26. Lao Luo quotations _ internal strength. MP3 file

27. Lao Luo Quotations _ Literature. MP3 file

28. Lao Luo Quotations _ Infatuation.mp3

29. Lao Luo Quotations _ Litigation. MP3 file

30. Lao Luo Quotations _ Wonder. MP3 file

3 1. Lao Luo Quotations _ Infinite Speed. MP3 file

32. Lao Luo Quotations _ Principles. MP3 file

33. Lao Luo Quotations _ Tortoise.mp3

34. Lao Luo quotations _ mnemonic method. MP3 file

35. Lao Luo Quotations _ Swearing. MP3 file

36. Quotations from Lao Luo _ Three-year disaster. MP3 file

37. Lao Luo Quotations _ Original Sin. MP3 file

38. Lao Luo Quotations _ Lose your temper. MP3 file

39. Lao Luo Quotations _ Marine Public.mp3

40. Lao Luo Quotations _ Physiological Reaction. MP3 file