Post-90s: Mom, can you answer the phone somewhere else?
Mom: What's the matter? Why don't you listen to some square dance?
Post-90s: Mom, at least your daughter is an art student.
Mom: Are artists ungrounded?
Post-90s: Mom, don't you even think it's vulgar?
Mom: Not bad, how honest this small print is.
After 90, I immediately swallowed my conscience and hung up the phone. In a rage, I was mixed. . .
After 90, I sighed: I said that I have never won the parents of my children. Growing up, my mother did everything I asked. This sentence has never worked since my mother danced in the square dance!
65438 +0. The prodigal old lady
Look at Jobs, then look at Bill Gates.
The same person has two legs and a five-foot belly.
I'm not clamoring to change rooms and cars.
You don't say that you are too disappointing, but you say that I am a black sheep.
Second. "I'm horny"
Brother is horny.
That woman set the fire.
Makes me lose my mind.
The vision of food and clothes
Longing for oneself
Being unable to eat is a kind of torture.
Third. A woman is a ball
Women are afraid to be like a ball, but more and more like a ball.
Want to be thin, but not thin. There is meat everywhere.
No matter what I look like, I'm not an asshole.
What do you want to practice?
Fourth place. The spell of love
I've marked you. Hey, hey, you can't escape.
I read, I read, I read the shackles of love.
I love, I love, I love, I love you.
Even if you have three heads and six arms.
I can't escape my undivided attention.
Fifth place. "You are my sister's type."
You are my type. How can I make it clear?
Enjoy this love from now on.
You are my love, no one can replace you.
Kiss until the earth is destroyed, and we will not be apart.
The sixth. Ten people and nine flowers
Ten people, he has nine flowers.
Never forget that you still have a home.
Say goodbye to the hostess.
That's not your permanent home.
The seventh. Single song
Alas, alas, alas, alas, where are my enemies?
Who will accompany me to sing this solo song?
I'm actually not bad, but a good person.
I just don't have a house, a car, a ticket or much money in my pocket.
Number eight. Love between a man and a bad woman
It is said that beautiful girls like Mercedes-Benz and villas best.
It is said that beautiful girls like traveling and shopping best.
Both men and bad women like it. That's their business.
The love of men and bad women is a sea of knives and mountains.
Number nine. Country Love
Cold condition Li Gan cold.
Don't talk nonsense, Reagan.
Love and affection in the countryside
Look at the way Wang Tianlai shows off in an ostentatious manner.
If you have nothing to do, you love to pretend, not serious.
No. 10. Music of booty
Let's start.
Do it (do it)
Let's start.
Let's start.
Or crooked nuts will do. The last sentence is vulgar, at least it sounds comfortable. Alas, we are all too young to understand the popularity of square dance, but we respect it.