The funny part of the first half of the group announcement has passed. As an ordinary member of the group, we now make the following work report: In the first half of the year, we firmly rooted in the group, held high the great banner of "come when you have time, talk when you have time, keep what you have to say, and read what you have to say", earnestly implemented "geese leave a message, and people leave a message" and insisted on "knowing everything and saying everything", which fundamentally changed "in a few days, I will come when I want to." Message has new ideas, irrigation has new ideas, bragging has new breakthroughs, and wrangling has new situations! Adhering to the "four haves" means being organized, premeditated, sure and successful. Mutual promotion and common development will enable our group to embark on the great road of sustainable development, and at the same time resolutely implement the new concept of 08: 1. Money is not the problem, but no money. 2. Diamonds last forever, but one goes bankrupt. 3, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge. 4, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men. 6. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda. 7. Refuse to accept anyone when you are drunk, just hold the wall. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape. 9. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher. Please send a copy to each group to study and implement it seriously, and make persistent efforts in the second half of the year to create greater glories! The most important thing is to be happy every day.

Funny qq group announcement comrades, it's a holiday, so quit the group!

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But only ┊ can ┊ this ┊ two ┊ a ┊ water ┊ flowers ┊.

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‖ Heart ┊ Eyebrow ┊ Except ┊ No leisure ┊ Phase ┊ Flow ┊ Gone with the wind ‖.

‖ head ┊ head ┊ * ┊ meter ┊ ┊ thinking ┊ * ┊ zero.

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Qq Group Announcement (Funny) QQ Group Announcement Eight Honors and Eight Shames are proud of loving this group and ashamed of quitting the group; Be proud of obeying the group owner and ashamed of deviating from the group owner; Proud of providing information, ashamed of sending advertisements indiscriminately; Proud of hard irrigation, ashamed of diving secretly; Proud of helping each other, ashamed of belittling each other; Be proud of being online often and ashamed of being offline invisibly; Proud of caring for beautiful girls, ashamed of snubbing handsome guys; Be proud of chatting in public and ashamed of chatting in private.

Ask for funny QQ group announcements. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, and newcomers stand in the middle.

Rookie, I'm talking about you. Be honest and don't talk nonsense. Nobody treats you as a mute.

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╚ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ╓ ═ ╓ ╓ 𗕀 ╓ 𗕀 𗕀 𗕀 𗕀 𗕀 ═ ═ ═ 𗕀 95 Group members have the right to join voluntarily, and administrators have the obligation to kick people at will, such as when administrators are crazy, twitching or itchy. Be proud of loving our group and ashamed of quitting it; Be proud of obeying the group owner and ashamed of deviating from the group owner; Proud of providing information, ashamed of sending advertisements indiscriminately; Be proud of hard irrigation and ashamed of sneaking; Proud of helping each other, ashamed of belittling each other; Be proud of being online often and ashamed of being offline invisibly; Proud of caring for beautiful girls, ashamed of snubbing handsome guys; Be proud of public chat and ashamed of private chat below; ① Please chat under the guidance of people below 18.

(2) The group of non-management personnel shall not be immersed in the group of PLMM ... ╔ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═ ═.

But only ┊ can ┊ this ┊ two ┊ a ┊ water ┊ flowers ┊.

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‖ Heart ┊ Eyebrow ┊ Except ┊ No leisure ┊ Phase ┊ Flow ┊ Gone with the wind ‖.

‖ head ┊ head ┊ * ┊ meter ┊ ┊ thinking ┊ * ┊ zero.

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The funny group about exo declared, "Why do you love exo so much?" "Are you kidding? Don't you love your heart? "

Lu Han met a goat he hadn't seen for years on the road. He took one with him? A little boy of seven or eight years old, still laughing freely to let him? I'm sorry. "Is it your son?" "Hmm" sèhún smiled and said "adopt" Liu Han suddenly breathed a sigh of relief "Really? Really? Love " The goat squatted down and patted the little boy on the head. "Remember what I said? Did you see what the uncle in the photo should do? The boy hugged Lu Han's leg and cried brittle? Mom "

On Tanabata, after watching the movie, they sat in KFC. The satyr watched Lu Han swallow an egg tart, and Ku Yi Ku finished a chicken roll and asked, Shall I buy you an egg roll? Lu Han said: No, I want to eat roasted wings. The goat said, eat a cone and eat something cold. Lu Han proudly said: Roast wings! I told you to roast wings! So the color soul went to the dining table and asked, waiter, is there any way to put the ring in the roasted wing?

If you go to military service for nothing, * * * will save electricity; If Dudu does military service, exo will have no free breakfast. If Lu Han had served in the military service, exo's laughter had improved; If Shi Xun does military service, the tea shop will go out of business. If you can do military service, exo's dormitory is finally quiet; If Yixing is in military service, Lu Han drinks black tea alone; If the leader does military service, Mianmian will be miserable! If Peaches did military service, exo wouldn't have to take a bath with anyone. If kai goes to military service, exo won't have the darkest one. If Chen goes to military service, exo's position as head of mending knife will belong to Bo Xian. If Soo-min goes to military service, Lu Han will be the boss. In order to let exo continue its wonderful work, I suggest you not to do military service, because exo is incomplete without any of you.

Go to the airport with life, Lu Han sells cute with life, commits adultery with life, Kay jumps sexy with life, Admiralty repairs knives with life, loses weight with life, LAY gives with life, Park Chanye smirks with life, D.O. is frightened, Bai Xuan interprets eyeliner with life, maternal love with life, and changes color with life.

Park Chan-yeh is the laughing point of Wu Yifan, and the rapper with tacit understanding is responsible; Ray is Wu Yifan's cry point. He has worked hard in a foreign country for four years. Z.TAO is Wu Yifan's weakness, and its inexplicable magnetic field is in the eyes of outsiders; Lu Han is the blind spot of Wu Yifan, they are not familiar with life; Su He is Wu Yifan at three o'clock, and I will not show it to you even if I die. A pervert is a stain on Wu Yifan, and a son was born out of thin air.

Shixun hasn't confessed to Lu Han, I haven't started school, Chen Lie hasn't proposed to Bai Xian, I haven't started school, Tao hasn't got a certificate from KRIS, I haven't started school, Dudu hasn't seen an owl, I haven't started school, Chen hasn't become a robot dancer, I haven't started school, LAY hasn't got rid of the mode, I haven't started school, the black clock hasn't turned white, I haven't started school, Mianmian hasn't met a literary girl.

The soul said she wouldn't go home with you for a cup of milk tea. What? Two glasses? He is already packing.

I will plant EXO in the ground, and a lot of EXO will grow in two years. Shixun will accompany me to play, Bo Xian will tell jokes and sing, Junmian will give exams, Kris will accompany me to go shopping, Tao will accompany me to take a bath, Zhong Ren will accompany me to sleep, and Zen will show love ...? Envy me.

It doesn't matter if you don't talk ... you deserve to drown. ...

It doesn't matter if you don't talk ... if you bubble, shoot. ...

Will you say it or not? Hey if you don't talk!

How to write funny group propaganda can refer to the content.

1, everyone has freedom, everyone has opinions, but it is not allowed to hurt others because of their freedom;

2. Advertisements can be sent occasionally, preferably with red envelopes, and frequent sending is prohibited;

3. It is strictly forbidden to gamble and take drugs, not to send indecent pictures and videos, and not to say obscene words;

4. No quarreling and scolding. If you have opinions, you can say it rationally, and you must speak in a civilized way;

5. Don't brush the screen.

Those who violate the above five articles will be criticized and educated, and those who refuse to change after repeated education will be expelled from the group. It is hereby announced!