2. In hot summer, recommend a good product to cool off the heat. Although bitter gourd is bitter and astringent. It has the effects of relieving summer heat, clearing heart fire and improving eyesight, and can also lose weight for women. What are you waiting for? Eating bitter gourd at noon will make you cool and calm all day.
I found the thief stole my wallet and tried to chase it, but the thief couldn't run fast and knew you couldn't catch up.
4, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest.
5, do not date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!
6. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.
7, it is said that eating vegetables will not fail ... because eating vegetables is too heavy, high numbers will not fail.
8. There are doorways for health preservation in summer, pears moisten the lungs and resolve phlegm, apples have high antidiarrheal nutrition, cucumbers lose weight effectively, kiwi fruit inhibits cancer, tomatoes enrich blood and help the face, lotus roots relieve anxiety and hangover, oranges regulate qi and resolve phlegm, and leeks tonify the kidney and warm the knees and waist.
9. Modern human beings are miserable, their lives are wasted too much, their level of consciousness is backward, water and electricity are not saved, motorcycles and cars can fly, and the environment is flooded. We want to reduce emissions and slow down global warming, and the whole world will join hands to resist it.
10, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.
1 1. Did you lose weight successfully? If there is no result, take a look at these! Believe you, you will be confident and embark on the journey of losing weight again!
12, my girlfriend made up her mind to start losing weight and said to Aju, "From today on, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner!" Ah Zhu replied lightly, "That's how elephants grow up."
13, how to lose weight without eating?
14, you must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.
15, I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life. I have the heart to lose weight, but I have the life to eat.
16. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.
17, mom's suggestion: Daughter, you have to eat a little to lose weight!
18, those who are not fat are called foodies, and those who are fat after eating are fools.
19, I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world are free …
20. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
2 1, a heart that wants to lose weight, just gave birth to a life of eating goods.
22, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, at most it is help. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
23. If you tell me that you can't be hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.
24. Eating means that others are full after two bites. You can still eat two bites when you are full.
25. Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.
26. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight.
27, cigarettes should be burned to the end, and old wine should be drunk to deny the six parents. Mahjong should be rubbed to the waist, and cards should be played to Dai Yue. You have to brag until you don't believe it, and flattery should be filmed in the dark. Dance until you are exhausted and lose weight until you are dying.
28. man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal."
29. If two people have a long relationship, it's not pork and pork.
30. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating food is not as good as being stupid.
3 1, beginning of winter, don't lose weight, save some fat for the winter, don't get cold, put on more warm clothes, don't date, go home and sleep in a thermos, quit smoking, and your nose will drop off the screen of your mobile phone.
Being a stranger alone in a foreign land will gain three pounds every holiday.
33. The doctor advised me to ride a horse to lose weight, and the effect was not bad. I lost 30 pounds in a week, but I don't understand one thing: why do you insist on weighing people and horses together?
34, I want to thin into a light, illuminate all the wretched fat paper.
35. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, there is no love without food. Show me!
36. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
37. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.
38. I have lost weight once, and it makes me sad to think about it.
39. Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them very much, and it will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.
40. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
4 1, thanks that I am a fat man and can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
42. I really envy those who can work until they forget to eat and sleep.
43. I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?
44. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? When I try my best to persuade you to eat something and take care of yourself,
45. I just like those ugly but thin women around me to wear beautiful clothes that you can't wear?
46. The so-called eating goods means that you are full and have nothing to do.
47. Eating food is like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy.
48, beginning of winter, don't lose weight, save some fat for the winter; Stop pretending to be cool and put on more warm clothes; Don't date, go home and sleep with a kettle; Stop smoking, your nose is falling off the screen of your mobile phone. Pay attention to the image.
49. Unfortunate things happen in the sky, and people are doomed.
50. Even the King of Tonga ordered the nation to lose weight.
5 1, eating goods is often tempered at the table.
52. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. Once you take the exam again, all your efforts will be in vain.
If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
54. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to sb. : …
55, food also loses weight: chewing celery is the easiest way to face-lift; Eating white radish often can effectively thin thighs; Eat more strawberries to eliminate waist fat; Watermelon eliminates calf swelling; Eating a tomato before meals can shrink the abdomen.
56. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.
57. I had troubles in the first half of the year, and losing weight made me upset. It's good to have happiness and love each other hand in hand; Anxiety, tension and stress at work; There are surprises, and it is very enjoyable to walk into your fingers; Unfortunately, the value-added goods have not been changed; There is sweetness, and the wedding event is naturally a happy event!
58. Kissing, I tell you, kissing is healthier. One parent cleans teeth, two parents beautify, three parents decompress, four parents lose weight, five parents are cool, six parents calm down, seven parents live long, eight parents don't kiss, and nine parents are affectionate.
59. There was a girl who had only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.
60. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.
6 1, I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.
62. When you say that you are broad-minded and fat, the thought of your weight is depressing.
63. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight!
64. I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am very unhappy.
65. I like the constitution that I can't get fat no matter how I eat.
66. Beautiful women are beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.
67. When talking about summer health, don't worry, don't worry, eat fruits and vegetables often, and pay attention to nutrition and health care. Change the air frequently in the morning and evening and cover the window before going to bed at night. If you want to lose weight, you often walk around the park.
68. I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.
69. I was going to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt, blinding you. I don't want to turn it into a nut wall and block your sight.
70. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
7 1, once the sea was difficult for water, shredded chicken legs with fish flavor.
72. As the saying goes, a thin camel is bigger than a horse; As the saying goes, Mao Fenghuang is not as good as a chicken. So nowadays, women have to lose weight desperately and buy clothes crazily.
73, beginning of winter! Do not lose weight, save some fat for the winter; Stop pretending to be cool and put on more warm clothes; Don't date, go home and sleep with a kettle; Stop smoking, your nose is falling off the screen of your mobile phone. Keep warm!
74. Eat food, enjoy it in your mouth, and want to be thin in your heart.
75. Losing weight is called by fat people and done by thin people.
76. The highest level of eating goods is eating.
77, you are already a fat man who tripped over the dirt of the air suit!
78. Losing weight means eating all the delicious food in the world in one day. In order to realize this lofty and happy ideal, I decided to eat from now on. Only in this way can I save enough strength to lose weight.
79. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!
80, humorous quotations: life is like pancakes, it needs enough rounds to mature; Being drunk is not the fault of wine, but a high degree of affection; I hate books less when I use them, but I hate meat too much when I lose it. Jobs passed away, and our Forbes ranking rose by one place!
8 1, what's the use of being thinner? Listen to others, wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful ...
82. The young widow is really beautiful, trendy and modern. Drinking, smoking and dancing, single men are fascinated. Don't care if you are arrogant, lose weight and be thin, and dislike each other. I don't know how thick the sky is, but I am crying alone. I hope you close the door early and take off your clothes when you are ready!
83, has been immersed in such a lie, of course, there is no motivation to lose weight, only cameras and mirrors do not deceive people!
84. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to sb.