2. Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

3. Finding a boyfriend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

4. A girl with a low smile is when you smile at her for a few seconds, and she will begin to giggle at you.

There are no hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

6. I betrayed my dream and pretended to be cool. I am a super invincible beautiful girl.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

8. Give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

9. narcissism is not a crime. If you are infatuated with my brother, please line up behind me.

10, I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

1 1. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because my deskmate always insults me.

12, although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

13, don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I will be with you.

14, what is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

15, with so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think of me?

16, life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

17, behind a successful man there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss there must be a group of unlucky employees.

18, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over and it's time to install.

19, actually looks are not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I have no feeling for ugly things.

20. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

22, injury is the coolest day of the night, no money in my pocket!

23. The cultivation of girls taking photos: only one of 3,000 selfies.

24. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work.

I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

26. I don't like you, like the neighbor who ate Chili peppers and the numb next door.

27. If you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.

28. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.

29, you don't go, I loathe to give up, can you please give me the money to buy small pudding?

30. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laughed alone under the quilt.

3 1, don't be nice to everyone, they won't give you money.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

33. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

34. How to transfer the money in my brain to the bank card online? Urgent!

35. It is not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

36. Maturity is not about getting older, but pretending less and less.

You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

38. Young people should not lose heart because of a math subject. You are not alone in this issue.

39. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

40, Valentine's Day confession, people do not listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

4 1. Sometimes, I wonder if what I see in my eyes is the same as what other people in the world see. Maybe my brain is short-circuited.

42. Today is Tanabata. Do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

43. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

44, self-timer: three points are destined, and seven points depend on the filter.

45. Mom said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

46. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?

47, that boy, dare not like me, is purely looking for a type.

48. I am sleepy all the year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

49. My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

50. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

5 1, the hero does not ask the source, but loves to find me.

52. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.

53. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping, shopping, shopping.

54. I called the cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt had to wear shoe covers when she came in. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

When I met you, I realized that dinosaurs could actually reappear.

56. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, and don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

57. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

58. Autumn has arrived. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

59. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

60. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

6 1, it doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

62. I would rather be green than break up with you. You still say I don't love you?

It is said that accounting and medicine are a perfect match. One seeks money, the other kills.

At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.

65. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

67. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

68. If you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also walk around.

69. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

70. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

7 1, I met my old classmate in the street today, but I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

72. There are some things that don't need to be argued. They are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

73. When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops, two, one for you to eat and one for you to eat.

74. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

75. 2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money.

76. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

77. Everyone who says "good night" to bed is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

78. Be a lovely little fairy and make the whole world lovely.

79. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

80. Ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.