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What are the funniest brainwashing sentences you have heard in product promotion, wonderful pyramid schemes and TV shopping?
You are talking about old advertisements. Let me talk about a recent advertisement.

It's an advertisement for Taobao, and the spokesperson is Xú Zhēng. I believe someone saw it during the Spring Festival.

Xu zhēng, with a big head naked, flashes in front of all kinds of customers, and then makes various demands, and then Xu zhēng will point to the plaque above and say that this is Taobao.

I found out on Taobao that you said yes.

This advertisement is also divided into return articles and discount articles, both of which are about one minute long. Finally, there is the voice of Ma Yun's father, that is.

On Taobao, I found you said yes. Did you hear that is Ma Yun's voice?

Speaking of product promotion, I feel that the salesman on the train is really working hard. I remember that I had just left school and met a salesman selling nail clippers on the green leather train from Xuzhou to Kunshan. I haven't been idle for a day, from beginning to end, from beginning to end, I have been shouting "nail clippers, a dollar." A dollar can't buy a loss, and neither can you. "

Speaking of brainwashing sentences in pyramid schemes, that's a lot. But what I remember most is what the boss often said in the voluntary chain operation Sunshine Project 1040: "My today is your tomorrow".

/kloc-TV shopping began to appear on TV 0/0 years ago, and a bunch of old people were cheated. Especially the gold necklace played by a satellite TV. Inside, two shopping guide anchors shouted, "After authoritative authentication, 100% has gold, 998, as long as 998". God, what's the difference between gold and pure gold?

I don't know if you have ever lived in a town. I lived in a town when I was a child. I still remember that every day when the mantissa of the solar calendar is 1, 4, 7, I will go to the fair (that is called the fair in Sichuan). At that time, people would be busy in the street, and there were vendors selling groceries on the roadside. Some suppliers will make up many jingles to promote their products to make their business better, such as:

1 yuan can't be bought, and you can't be fooled. It's convenient and cost-effective to buy my things. 1 yuan can't buy tanks, and it doesn't have to be reported to the United Nations. 1 yuan is not too much. You can't go to Hong Kong or Singapore. 1 yuan is not too expensive. You don't have to go back for a family meeting. 1 yuan is not too much. You can't buy a daughter-in-law, a car or travel to Moscow.

Probably so, because time has passed so long that I really can't remember much, but I listened to it with relish when I was a child. I can stand by and watch a vendor, listen to it all morning, and think about the happiness at that time.

The most brainwashing thing is that Yellow Crane ran away with his sister-in-law.

(1) Zhejiang Wenzhou Jiangnan Leather Factory closed down.

Jiangnan Leather Factory, the largest leather factory in Wenzhou, Zhejiang, closed down.

Son of a bitch, boss Huang He eats, drinks, whores and gambles.

I owed 350 million and ran away with my sister-in-law

We have no way, no way, no way to pay with our wallets.

The original price 100, more than 200 and more than 300 wallets are all from 20 yuan.

Twenty dollars, twenty dollars, all twenty dollars, all twenty dollars.

Yellow crane bastard yellow crane, you are not you are not you are not a person.

100, over 200, over 300 wallets, all 20, all 20.

Yellow crane bastard yellow crane, you are not you are not you are not a person.

We have worked hard for you for half a year.

You, you, you don't pay back, you don't pay back, you pay me back, you pay back my hard-earned money.

Give me back my hard-earned money

Ha ha ha ha,,,, there is nothing more brainwashing than this!

The most incredible thing is that this really happened.

(2) Hello, everyone, I'm Zha Hui ","Come and cut me if you are a brother ".

Yes, this slogan comes from the mouth of Nick Cheung, the film emperor.

(3) There is also the fact that Jackie Chan's legendary world has deviated almost every day during this period.