Miyoshi: It's cold outside, clothes are expensive, and I'm poor.
When I saw a beggar shaking me with money in a bowl in the street, I felt that TMD was showing off his wealth to me.
I have a headache. Is my knowledge too profound to overflow?
Teacher: "What will your parents do when they see the results after the mid-term exam?" Xiao Ming: "Health!"
Second child. "teacher ...
5. It's autumn. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.
6. I've been working outdoors recently and I've got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "Your Chinese is really good."
Seven. Good people must experience
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It takes 1 1 to become a Buddha. The bad guys can become a Buddha as long as they put down their butcher knives.
8. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it will take a long time to find that you don't have a car.
Nine. A person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.
10. Customers often say, "I'll go back and think about it and come back to you when I'm sure." After they finished speaking, I understood a truth: some people turn around all their lives.
1 1. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.
12. I saw an old woman lying on the ground today. I don't know if I should help her. I just want to go up and help her The old lady said, "Go away, poor boy, and don't disturb my business."
13. Making chicken feet for the first time. The recipe says to put it in.
Octagonal, really can't find change, just put a piece ... Don't ask why, money is willful!
14. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.
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10 years ago, when I went out to work, I secretly vowed that I would drive a luxury car and wear sunglasses to return to my hometown. Today, my dream is half realized. I went back to my hometown with sunglasses today!
Today, when Xiao Ming came home, he bowed his head and said to his father: The teacher said that I am fish begins to stink at the head, like father, like son. Xiao Ming's father slapped him and scolded: Did you lift the skirt of a female classmate?
17. I used to use a beauty camera. Once I accidentally opened the camera that came with my mobile phone, which scared me to throw it out.
Dialogue between grandma and brother who are washing clothes. Brother: Grandma, help me throw away these underwear. Grandma: Look how beautiful this pattern is. It's a shame to throw it away. I'll change your mask. You can still use it.
19. The teacher made the first couplet: Ginger is still old and spicy. Let the students make the second couplet. Xiao Ming immediately took out the next couplet: breasts are still bigger than women. Teacher: Xiaoming, get out of here.
2 1. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend one.
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8 million sports cars require good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashion and beauty. I regard it as a paper wall of my mobile phone.