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Tucao learns medicine funny sentences
1. Those who get up early to study medicine and collect junk, those who sleep in the massage parlor late, those who can't eat on time and those who work hard to study medicine and set up stalls on weekends can't go wrong. They all study medicine and host programs. Those who joined were all studying medicine and the underworld, and those who were beaten without fighting back were all studying medicine and going to jail. ...

2. Every medical student has a villain in his heart, from bones to muscle viscera, vascular lymph ... but he is a silent and beautiful man who never told me that his cecum is located in the right iliac fossa during the exam. If you know Chinese medicine students, they will enter the realm of looking at people instead of looking at them. In their eyes, everyone is "Qi".

3, when the internship, it is the golden period of the paragraph. We are no longer surrounded by medical students with rough skin, and we can't eat sweet food while analyzing white spots suspected of parasites. I don't know the consequences of exposing my illness in front of medical students, but I got a sentence: "Drink more water, wash and sleep." In the worst case, if it can't seek comfort, it is treated as a living specimen.

Guess how much money I can earn as a nurse in the new era? Let me tell you something: since we entered this high-end hospital, we have been a low-key and luxurious nurse, facing some family members with no lower limit all day. We have become strong and soft-hearted from simple beauty, and calm and deep in the face of rude low-end patients.

Facing the test of complicated international fashion norms, we are all full of positive energy, and even our friends are shocked!

It took you (5+3+X) years to finally become a qualified doctor and a qualified single Wang! Two dog, a classmate next door, completed nine-year compulsory education in (6+3). Later, the country opened the second child policy, and it was heard that dog eggs were going to give birth to puppy eggs.