Xiao Dan: Well, it's been more than ten years since I graduated from college. It's hard for my classmates to meet each other in those years. Some of them have money, others have no money. The poor did not escape from the rich, and both the rich and the poor were speechless. Students' feelings can't be wasted, so today's class reunion is just to exchange feelings, whether drunk or not, hehe. (cleaning the house)
Noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you still busy? Cook quickly. Old classmates are coming soon. Hey, I still have to say something to you: it's not too late today. Remember that Zhao Weifeng is the focus of today's party. He is now the manager of Xin enterprise, and he is 100% rich. If we make him happy today, then we will keep the golden rice bowl, hahahaha!
Xiao Dan: Why are you so greedy? Do classmates also want to talk about money?
Noodles: Xiao Dan, why are you so ignorant? Classmates, classmates are all the same, but their studies are different. If he doesn't study hard, he won't be angry with us if he is poor. If he studies hard, his money proves that he works hard. You're like xin jing Water. This is hard to predict. You took part in many activities, but you didn't study hard. I heard that you lost your job after graduation. Now you farm at home. Why do you think this is?
Xiao Dan: Xin is also a classmate. You can't favour one over the other.
Noodles: Ah, yes, you once had an affair with the new water mirror. No wonder you have been defending him. Don't have sex in front of me, and don't blame me for making him stop eating!
Dan: You! Hum! (Angry) (Noodles sit down and read the newspaper)
Si Tong: (answers the phone) Outside! I am Zhao Weifeng. Oh, manager Xin, don't worry about coming to the chop suey's house for reunion. I'll make it clear. Goodbye!
Open the door!
Noodles: Here we are. Hello. Who are you?
Stone: I'm Zhao Weifeng!
Big miscellaneous noodles: Feng Wei, alas! (Hugging) I miss you so much. We have not seen each other for ten years. I miss you so much! How is your mother?
Si Tong: Not bad!
Noodles: How is your father?
Si Tong: Not bad!
Noodles: Is everything all right at home?
Si Tong: Not bad!
(Xiao Dan comes out)
Xiao Dan: Oh, dear! Small stone!
Si Tong: Huh? Who are you?
Bedding face: small stone? Hey? This is manager Zhao Weifeng. How could you? ...
Xiao Dan: Ah, it's Manager Zhao. Sit down and talk!
(Zhao Weifeng's cell phone rings, answer the phone)
Stone: Outside, Manager Xin! What? Ok, I'll be right there!
Old classmate, my company has something to leave at once, okay? Let's get together again sometime!
(Zhao Weifeng)
Mixed noodles: it's over, it's over, he's gone, what else is there in this reunion? Jiaozi, come and have tea!
(Go ahead, knock at the door)
Xiao Dan: Who is it?
Laoganba: Me!
Xiao Dan: Old Gamba?
Old Gamba: Dan? Be in favor of
Xiao Dan: Yes!
Noodles: Who is Xiao Dan?
Xiao Dan: Come in, old chap! Yan Jun, look who's here.
Noodles: Ah, send the gas tank and put it inside!
Xiao Dan: He looks like an old classmate of ours.
Big noodles: old ganba? Which old guy?
Old Gamba: Don't you know me? Noodles? You forgot me, I remember you!
Noodles: My name is Zhang Junyan, not noodles. Sit in it (disdainfully).
Xiao Dan: (holding the hand of the old dry bar) What are you doing now, old dry bar? I haven't seen you for a long time.
Laoganba: Ah, mine. ...
Noodles: Cough! Xiao Dan, you go and boil some water!
Laoganba: Big noodles! No, Zhang Junyan, what are you doing now?
Noodles: Ah, nothing! Just a few small projects!
Old Gamba: What event?
Bedding face: Ah, nothing, just heating the Polaris, shallowing the Pacific Ocean, cloning a North Korea, and then filling the black hole.
Laoganba: Eh! Then you are quite busy!
Noodles: Hehe, just so-so! What are you writing, old classmate?
Laoganba: Compared with you, I am far from encouraging crops all day.
Face: (proud) Nothing, I can handle one or two thousand a year!
Laoganba: No, it's only eight or nine hundred-ten thousand a year!
Noodles: Ah, eight or nine hundred? Wan? I'm not saying you're an old man. What are you bragging about with me? Ah, we were all from the countryside. Who doesn't know how much money we earn a year, huh? Do you have any difficulties to come to me? What are you pretending? Not that I can't help you. I have hundreds of thousands of family businesses now, and there are several bicycles alone. The' 89 can be pushed later. It's okay. Don't always get tired of walking. Ride it!
Old Gamba: Well, I'm not leaving!
Noodles: Riding a donkey? That thing is more tired and painful, and it is not as good as a bicycle!
Laoganba: No. ...
(Xiao Dan)
Xiao Dan: What are you talking about? Come and drink water!
Noodles: Xiao Dan, take some of our rags to the old bar. It is too expensive to buy clothes.
Xiao Dan: Hey!
(Xiao Dan takes out a dress)
Noodles: Are you taking my clothes?
Xiao Dan: Then you won't tell the veteran cadres, will you?
Noodles: I'm talking about those you stuffed in the heating hole!
Dan: Can I still wear it?
Noodles: Can he still think of us, old Gamba?
Laoganba: Nothing, old classmates, always old classmates!
Xiao Dan: Fuck, haven't you eaten yet?
Noodles: Yes! Why don't people eat when they are old and shriveled? Besides, the vegetable oil in our house is too big. Can the old dry bus get used to it? What should I do if I have diarrhea in the future? Pack some steamed buns for the old Ganba to take away. Maybe the old Ganba is in a hurry!
Xiao Dan: Zhang Junyan, are you going a little too far?
Go ahead: Well, that's all right, Xiao Dan. Yan Jun, you are busy. I'll go first!
(Zhao Weifeng knocks at the door)
Noodles: Who is this? Stop.
(Open the door)
Noodles: Hey! Feng Wei! Oh, you miss me so much. That's great. Xiao Dan does it quickly. Don't go today. Stay here!
Stone: No, our director is here, isn't he?
Bedding face: director? Don't!
Old Gamba: (Come here) Stone, is everything done?
Stone: Brother Xin, it's done. Foreign direct funding of 20 million!
Laoganba: OK, let's go!
Noodles: Brother Xin! Oh, I miss you so much! Great, Xiao Dan, let's buy seafood. Brother Xin, don't go today. I will book you a hotel! Hey, make Longjing for Brother Xin. What are you doing with this rag? Brother Xin, sit down!
Old Gamba: Military vocabulary …
Noodles: Brother Xin, please call me Noodles Sample!
Old Gamba: Do you remember when you used to order noodles? Do you remember how your name came from?
Big mixed noodles: of course, my family was poor when I was a child. I take cornmeal to school every day. My classmates call me Da Mian, but no one looks down on me. They all came to help me!
Laogan Dad: At that time, I took a sugar steamed bun to school every day, and it was used to make your mixed noodles every time. It's not that I like to eat miscellaneous noodles, but I want you to know that there are feelings besides money in the world! Jun Yan, can you treat President Xin to seafood, stay in a hotel, and not even stay for a while? Old classmates, old classmates, even if we have more money, we can't forget our old classmates!
Bedding face: Go ahead! Whoo-
(Music begins)
An answer to the curtain call