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Sad copy that can only eat instant noodles (a collection of 39 sentences)
A sad copy that can only eat instant noodles-1. The world is big enough to accommodate ten thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

2. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

I'm very hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

4. Shut up. Girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles, which smells delicious.

5. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, no one is distressed anyway. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

6. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

7. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

8. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

9. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

10. No girl bought a bucket of instant noodles on Tanabata and went home to soak. . .

1 1. Takeaway is not allowed. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

12. I don't feel guilty eating instant noodles at night! Only full of happiness.

13. It is time to get up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

14. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

15. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

16. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

17. Being with you is good everywhere, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

18. I hate people who show love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

19. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

20. The midnight snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred is childish, but I went on.

I can only eat instant noodles. Part II 2 1. I had breakfast at 0: 00 yesterday/kloc-and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

23. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

24. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

25. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

26. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

27. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

28. Let's eat instant noodles together, but once I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

29. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

3 1. I can't buy a mask at all. I eat instant noodles all day and go out without a mask.

32. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. This is a sin.

33.what do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

34. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for living in the dormitory and making instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.

35. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games without sleeping, eat instant noodles and take a dip during the National Day holiday.

36. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

37. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

38. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which was successfully damaged.

39. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

Copywriter who can only eat instant noodles every day during the epidemic (40 sentences)

During the epidemic, you can only eat instant noodles every day. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

2. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

3. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

4. Instant noodles and Kangxi came, and continued their comfortable life at the police station, eating well and sleeping well in class, huh?

5. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

7. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

8. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

9. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

10. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

1 1. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one feels bad. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

12. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

13. When you are hungry, everyone next to you is eating instant noodles, which is really desperate.

14. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

15. When I am poor, I will eat eight flavors even if I eat instant noodles, and I will not repeat the sample every day.

16. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

17. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

18. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard, study hard and think of me occasionally.

19. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

20. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

During the epidemic, you can only eat instant noodles every day. It turns out that instant noodles taste the same when you are lonely.

22. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.

23. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

24. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

26. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry at the taste of sauerkraut in the old altar.

27. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

28. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

29. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

3 1. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. Today, I was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.

32. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was about to vomit.

33. On Tanabata, no girl bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to soak. . .

34. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

35. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

36. once again . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

37. My roommate eats instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

38. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

39. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

40. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Such a big event is still scheduled for Friday night.

Tell me about people who can only eat instant noodles during the epidemic.

Eating instant noodles during the epidemic (I) 1. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the appearance of sheep is very weak, the heart of Aries is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

2. I didn't eat breakfast, smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and swallowed my saliva crazily. I feel really bad!

3. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

I'm starving. I feel like the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It's delicious.

5. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

6. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

7. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

8. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

9. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

10. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

1 1. I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started eating instant noodles, which is too difficult for me.

12. I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

13. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

14. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

15. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. There are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

16. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

17. Today, I am very confused. Why is eating instant noodles on the train more delicious than in other places?

18. Being with you is good everywhere, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

19. I ate a bowl of instant noodles in the evening and ate more snacks, so I was so tired that I almost threw up.

20. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

During the epidemic, you can only eat instant noodles (Part II) 2 1. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles.

22. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

23. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

24. I am hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

25. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

26. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be hard to get rid of. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

27. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

28. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

29. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

30. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

3 1. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

32. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

33. I hope that people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you to eat instant noodles.

I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

35. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. This is a sin.

36. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

37. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

38. When I was poor, I would eat eight flavors even if I ate instant noodles, and I didn't repeat them every day.

39. It turns out that when you are lonely, all tastes of instant noodles are the same.

40. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

The poor can only eat instant noodles. Say sentences.

The poor can only eat instant noodles. Sentence (1) 1. I don't feel guilty about eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

2. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. It is not enough for me to serve ten boxes at a time.

Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

5. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, no one is distressed anyway. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

6. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for 5 days. Today, I was told that the canteen was closed and I continued to eat instant noodles.

7. I thought everything was settled, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles by typing.

8. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

9. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

10. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

1 1. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

12. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.

13. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

14. Seeing the old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

15. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

16. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

17. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

18. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

19. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

20. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games and eat instant noodles take a bubble during the National Day holiday.

Poor people can only eat instant noodles (2)1. I feel guilty. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

22. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

23. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

24. I suggest everyone have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

25. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

26. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

27. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

28. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

29. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

30. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

3 1. Those who are willing to have a candlelight dinner with you will also eat instant noodles with you.

32. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

33. Eating instant noodles has the same result as eating hot pot. After eating, your body will smell like this …

34. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

35. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

36. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

37. Husband and wife or not, he waited for me late after work and didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

38. Last night, there was a power failure. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

39. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.