2. How painful it is to be called a handsome boy only when you buy clothes.
3. If it is successful, eating green vegetables is called health preservation; If you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup. This is called reality!
4. A buddy went to the grave on Qingming Day and sighed: Paper money is the same as real money. It was really puzzling when it was burned. With a wry smile, his wife called and said, "Didn't you go to the grave?" Why don't you bring the paper money on the table? Also, what about the hundred thousand dollars I just withdrew today? This guy cried in the grave several times after hearing this. Passers-by praised them in succession. How filial! It's really rare to cry like this at the grave now.
Don't pay too much attention to what some people say, because they have mouths, but not necessarily brains.
6. Most people's troubles can be summed up as: making money is difficult, spending money quickly, and being ugly is unloved.
7. Why does the ship of friendship turn over when it is said, and the ship of love sinks when it is said? Don't you know how much you weigh?
Over the years, my father has always given way to my mother. Yesterday, they broke out in a world war. Mom: I can't pass Let's divorce. We can't live this life. Dad growled, but just because you left, you left your grandson. You can have this room! Give you the car! Here you go, son! I'll give it to you, too. The water I just drank has come out!
9. Money is money if you don't spend it. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly!
10. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.
1 1. When I was young, I made a decision to devote my life to love. Later, I didn't die. Youth saved my life!
12. Ancient people's ideals: cultivate one's morality, govern the country and level the world. My ideal: slim down, get married and go abroad to eat all over the world.
13. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.
14. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
15. I passed the exam again and again, but I failed today. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently: Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam? I have nothing to say.
16. People who don't cry are monsters, and those who always cry are losers.
17. We are all children of Jianghu, and we should help each other in the same boat. Let me know who has no money in the future, and I can tell you how I live without it.
18. Sometimes, people who don't like it at first sight will eventually have a good life. When they meet someone who feels good for the first time, they will finally feel blind.
19. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be a snack.
20. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.
2 1. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.
22. Before the exam, Xiaohong said to Xiaojun: If you can get the first place in the class this time, I will be your girlfriend. The whole class heard it. After handing out the papers, everyone quietly put down their pens and planned to hand in a blank sheet of paper. Xiaojun's eyes are full of tears. He glanced at Xiaohong, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, silently tore off the test paper and ate it! Xiaohong smiled and wrote Xiaojun's name on her test paper.
I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.
24. When you don't have enough to eat, there is only one worry about eating; Every time after eating, there will be more troubles!
25. When people are hungry, they will choose foods they don't love, and when they are lonely, they will choose people they don't love, because the melon is not sweet but quenches their thirst.
26. What I admire most is the Tang Priest in Journey to the West, who doesn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk clean.
27. You don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the crash on Monday morning.
28. Today, a buddy's wife gave birth and called me to report the good news. I was going to ask him: Is it a boy or a girl? As a result, the brain asked him: Whose is it? Now this guy has to do a paternity test, and his wife won't live or die. I think it's best to stand by and keep silent.
29. I just want to go home and hide under the covers as soon as possible every day. After all, it's like acting outside.
30.438+09 What is your wish? Say it out loud, it won't happen anyway!