2. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.
Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
4. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep?
5. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.
6. When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.
7. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.
8. Acacia for many years, plus two or two liquors, can tell this acacia.
9. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!
10. Drink today, get drunk today, don't be too tired.
1 1. No one understands your frown, no one accompanies you to get drunk, blame me for asking for it, and want to understand your discomfort.
12. We are all bosom friends. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.
13. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
14. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.
15. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.
16. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".
17. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.
18. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
19. It's cool to drink for a while, and it's cool to drink all the time.
20. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.
2 1. Seven wines leave poetry powder, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines leave the world.
22. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?
Tik Tok comment area drinking funny copy (part two) 23. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When I was talking, I slipped my tongue and ran away. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.
24. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.
25. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.
26. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
27. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. One short step makes a long regret. Look for water at night and get up early to regret it.
28. Life is bitter, and the wine is choking. Nine times out of ten, it is unsatisfactory.
30. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.
3 1. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.
32. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.
33. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.
34. Half a catty of wine is not enough to support the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half.
35. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!
36. Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.
37. I want to cry, and my eyes are full of tears. I want to laugh to the corners of my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
38. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!
39. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.
40. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.
4 1. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.
42. If you stand on your lap, drinking doesn't count.
43. Too sentimental to drink.
44. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.
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The hottest comment sentence in Tik Tok comment area in the Year of the Tiger-1. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
2. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel by hand. It's not like a weak woman who can't unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water at all.
It's cold, please pay attention to make-up to keep warm.
4. You are old, and I am old. Go ahead in parallel and end in parallel.
If no one protects you, you will be so cool that you have no weakness.
6. You know what, little guy? Aunt used to like your father very much.
I know such a girl is like a bullet in a gun. She always leaves the gun barrel, because that's her value, but she always shoots through your chest and falls somewhere else, maybe it's a good home, maybe it just falls to the ground, and you can't pick it up. What's more sad is that you will always pull the trigger.
8. People with bad temper are actually easy to coax, but those who seem to have no temper disappear once they leave.
9. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.
10. A person has hundreds of trillions of cells that are constantly metabolized. They only live for you. What reason do you have to be sad?
1 1. I am a millionaire at midnight, a billionaire at midnight, and the richest man in the world at dawn. I lost my job this morning.
12. Tetris tells us that if you blend in, you will disappear.
13. I hope that when I am in my thirties, my ideal is still there and I will not wake up alone.
14. When others pay a little attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is honesty, but it is loneliness.
15. I have no topic, just want to chat with you.
16. I remember I talked to you very late. Now that we don't talk, I still stay up late. But I think it's better to go to bed early from today.
17. Even if you are not satisfied with 99 points, you can't help it as long as you like one point.
18. Accept growth and all the bad things.
19. Stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you can play dumb.
20. You see, the sky is long and the mountains are high, but everyone has plenty of time.
2 1. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.
22. If two people are tied together, it is better to go to the ends of the earth.
23. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.
24. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!
I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.
26. I praised a man who fell without hesitation!
27. I'm past the age of having a chicken on the dining table. I'm sure I can eat chicken legs.
28. It's so happy to see the fragments of beautiful women's life.
29. After studying for so many years, staying up so many nights, doing so many exercises, taking all kinds of cruel exams, falling in love, breaking up, working and working overtime under various pressures. I try to be an ordinary person. . . . .
30. Some roads, you must walk alone, which is not loneliness but choice.
3 1. Love really makes people stupid. One is not talking, and the other is choking to death in the throat. Although I didn't make a sound, I hope you can understand.
It is said that love complements each other, but I think this is wrong. Why should a good-tempered person be ravaged by your bad temper? In my opinion, a good temper should be in love with a good temper, so that bad temper and bad temper can hurt each other!
I sleep like a wild animal, especially like a koala. I slept for an hour.
34. I dare not delve into it, but I am afraid of big dreams.
35. Tell your mother that I have a house.
36. Waiting for someone who doesn't love himself is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
37. I thought it was bronze at first, but I didn't expect it to be king.
38. I wanted to go to hell, but it was closed. He turned and walked to heaven, but heaven was full. So I passed by, and your room was on.
39. What you owe others, others will pay you back. Others owe you, others will pay you back. No matter what you do to a person, whether it's hurting or paying, there will always be another person to repay or retaliate. Nodes at different times. Generally speaking, ruthlessness and affection, ruthlessness and chaos in life are balanced.
40. This set of pictures must be kept in mind.
4 1. The saddest thing is not that the ending is not good enough, but that the heart is not treated well.
42. Break up decently, and no one should say sorry. How could I owe you anything? I dare to give it, and my heart will break.
43. A person's loneliness is directly proportional to the frequency of his status on social networks.
44. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
45. There was a female classmate in college who had a good relationship with me and was a little ambiguous. She went to a big class in heaven. She confessed to me and whispered to me: Be my prince. When I get excited, I answer directly: OK, Mom.
46. Don't be suddenly silent. You can say take a bath, watch a movie, sleep and eat supper. Find any reason, whether it's true or not. I really can't, at least leave a full stop and leave me a step. Don't embarrass me, don't let me die on my mobile phone like a fool.
47. I never missed you for a second, but I lost you a thousand times in my heart.
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Tik Tok's popular comments are funny and homophonic (1) 1. What about being tall? Don't you just want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?
Touch the scene, and you will occupy the world and touch life.
You know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.
4. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.
5.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.
6. While I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
7. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?
8. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
9. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.
10. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was kindness for the crab to cook the dragon.
1 1. Xiao Wang does not know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.
12. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.
13. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.
14. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!
15. Even I don't love it. What do you love about Qiyi?
16. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.
17. If Cai Yuan pays, you can go to Huang Ting to get it.
18. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.
19. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the book was.
20. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
Tik Tok's Popular Review Funny Homophonic Stump (Part II) 2 1. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberry grows slowly, so the pig says to strawberry, you can't be a strawberry, you can't be a strawberry.
22. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.
23. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.
24. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
25. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
26. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?
27. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.
28. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."
29. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?
30. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
3 1. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?
32. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.
Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
34. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!
35. You have to fill in your personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".
36. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.
37. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
38. I felt a little bitter after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.
39. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."
40. A duckling tried to stand with the duck in front, but he couldn't run. He shouted "Yes, yes, no".
Tik Tok's popular comments are funny and homophonic (Part III) 4 1. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.
42. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
You didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?
44. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.
45. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
46. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?
47. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
48. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.
49. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.
50. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."
5 1. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.
52. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.
53. What are the benefits of a man being lascivious? Okay, what about you?
54. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out and play something bad, so if it's bad, who to call. If it's not good, say: let's make up.
55. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.
56. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"
57. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.
58. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
59. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."
60. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't go, don't go.
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Tik Tok's popular comment nonsense literary sentence (1) 1. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.
You have been back for half your life.
This tomato smells like a tomato.
4. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.
This incident caused a great uproar and spread wildly all over the world. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.
If you are my sister, we are sisters.
7. He should look good if he is not ugly.
8. For a threesome, there must be three.
9. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.
10. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
1 1. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.
12. Every day is the same as usual.
13. This young man is very handsome with a nose and two eyes.
14. This is my father and I am his son.
15. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.
16 ... Those who haven't slept so late should not have slept yet.
17. You are so beautiful. Those eyes are neither more nor less, only two.
18. I don't know what to say every time.
19. Persuading people not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
20. Seeing equals seeing for nothing, and not seeing equals seeing for nothing.
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22. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.
23. Well, it depends.
24. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.
25. I want to talk when you say this.
According to the survey, a person will only be born once in his life.
27. Luck is luck.
28. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.
29. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
3 1. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.
32.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
34. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.
35. If what you say is right, it should be right.
36. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.
It is shocking that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.
38. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.
39. Not successful! That's a failure!
40. The young man's face value is really good, his temperament is outstanding, and he is very charming, especially his eyes, no more or less, just two.
Tik Tok's popular comment nonsense literary sentence (Part III) 4 1. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.
42. Everything delicious is especially delicious.
43. You are not hungry when you are full.
44. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.
45. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.
46. The pig was alive before it died.
47. I can fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.
48. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.
49. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, so I should be careful what I say.
50. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.
5 1. In fact, it can be pleasing when it is not annoying.
52. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.
I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
I will remember your kindness before I forget it.
No one who is awake now should fall asleep.
57. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.
58. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.
59. As far as I know, I know nothing.
I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.
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The most popular comment area (1) 1. If the Marriage Law of China stipulates that a wedding dress must be worn for divorce, will it save many people?
2. I laughed for the first time after breaking up for three months because I saw your selfie. Sure enough, beautiful women always make people feel happy.
3. When the Tang Priest got on the horse to leave, the king of the daughter country cried and said, "Will you marry me in the next life?" When I was a child, I thought the daughter country was the easiest. It is the hardest to know the daughter country when you grow up. When I was a child, I thought that Tang Xuanzang had dodged another bullet. It was not until he grew up that he realized that he had missed his life.
4. If you like someone, you have to confess. If you hadn't been rejected, you really thought you were a heartthrob.
As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.
6. I hope everyone will be better to themselves. If you can blame someone, don't blame yourself.
7. If you give me 50 cents, we can be together; if you give me 60 cents, we can have a dollar and two cents; if you give me 70 cents, we can hug each other and die.
8. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.
9. Break up decently, and no one should say sorry. How could I owe you anything? I dare to give it, and my heart will break.
10. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
1 1. Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.
12. Once you have the idea of saving money, you won't have the energy to cultivate the courage to make money, so you are poor!
13. I remember an appointment, but I know no one will come.
14. I hope that no matter how many times you are hurt by this world, when the sun rises the next morning, you are still willing to be curious, hug, believe, discover and wait.
15. It is not a cigarette that is lit, nor is it a miss that burns. I haven't finished smoking, but I miss her countless times.
16. I have two apples. A man asked me for one, but I didn't give it. So many people leaned in and said, don't you have another apple? How stingy you are. But the apples are all mine
17. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.
18. Time flies and makes people old, and the sun and the moon run like teenagers.
19. Thanks to those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.
20. Getting a score of 59 is more painful than getting a score of 0. The most painful thing is not that you didn't get it, but that you almost got it.
2 1. I have no topic, just want to chat with you.
22. I gradually realized that when you really fall in love with someone, it is difficult for you to know him. He will be more and more unscrupulous because of your overflowing love. He has the ability to make you happy and the most ability to make you cry. He loves you for no reason. He doesn't love you and won't tell you why.
23. It is more dangerous to dress and safer to grow.
24. I would rather run around and be knocked down countless times than take the right path all my life.
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26. Someone asked if the more mature it is, the harder it is to fall in love with someone. Actually, it's not. It's just that the more mature you are, the more you can see that this is not love.
27. After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.
28. It's better to follow the trend when you come. There is always someone who comes to you in a season with just the right scenery and knows all your good things.
29. Don't ask me what is the standard of being handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!
30. She has become the appearance that many people dare not live and offended many people's lives.
3 1. Sometimes I send a message to a very important person, and he never answers me, so I delete that dialog box, and I always feel that seeing that dialog box is like seeing my humility and ingratiation.
32. I fell down in the street and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell several times, laughing my ass off!
33. Maybe I forced something on you, such as my concern, my company, my importunities and my poor sense of security. I never asked you if you wanted it. I just know that I never give these things to others easily.
34. I do have some beauty, and I will try my best to chase me myself.
35. There was a female classmate in college who had a good relationship with me and was a little ambiguous. She went to a big class in heaven. She confessed to me and whispered to me: Be my prince. When I get excited, I answer directly: OK, Mom.
36. When you find that time is a thief, it has stolen all your choices.
37. Yue Lao and Meng Po are really a pair of tell it to the judge. One promises the afterlife, and the other forgets the past life.
38. This is an era of looking at faces, and I don't belong to this era.
39. The right person doesn't have to have a high emotional intelligence, but he must know your point and know how to make you happy. It won't be too hard to live such a long life. He won't be reasonable when you are emotional, and he won't go against you when you are so angry.
40. I wish you happiness is fake, and I wish you happiness is real.
4 1. I went to school for so many years, stayed up so many nights, did so many exercises, and took all kinds of cruel exams, fell in love, broke up, worked and worked overtime under various pressures. I try to be an ordinary person. . . . .
42. The little sunflower mother started work, and the child's cough has been bad, mostly abandoned.
43. No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend!
44. At that time, there was no mobile phone and no internet. Only through letters did I feel reluctant to leave. Nowadays, it is hard for people to feel unwilling to hear from each other after parting.
45. Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the retention of trees!
46. Power failure is something children do, so adults don't talk about it.
47. The best way to keep fresh in this world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and cuter person.