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How about slimming dough twists?
After the expensive slimming course of Mahua, I have come to two conclusions:No. 1, the person who once believed or is believing or will believe what slimming effect it can bring in the future is so naive! Second, Mahua is an asshole. He is an out-and-out bastard, deceiving beauty seekers with beautiful looks! I can't wait to share my experience of being cheated with you now. I hope these simple and kind people who pursue beauty and health will not be fooled by him again!

The deception of MCA:

1.a plans to set a high price. Nowadays, many people hold the consumption psychology of "expensive is good". They're just using it to lure you in. Coupled with the overwhelming false advertisements, some people will take the bait effortlessly;

2. If all the previous methods fail, they will use Plan B to trick you into saying that the original price of the course is more than 654.38+00,000 yuan or that the course of ××× (more expensive) is only ×× (half price or even 30% discount) now, just because you are special and want you to experience it, telling you that there has never been such a discount. In short, you will feel that if you miss it in a fancy way, there will be no more.

Even if the first two methods can't impress you, their plan C will definitely make you unable to escape, because we want to be beautiful and healthy. What do we want? We just want to be slim. They know our achilles' heel best, so they promise that their courses/courses will have obvious effects after completion, comparable to liposuction to lose weight, but absolutely safe, without deliberately controlling their diet. Then tell you by diverting your attention: "If the effect is good, you can buy the next course of treatment. If it is ineffective, you will never buy the next course. The decision is entirely up to you." Sounds decent, so please pay attention to the girls. This is just a false promise. The condition of the promise is that you spent money on the last course of treatment, even if it is ineffective, you will not refund the money you spent, even if you don't buy the next course of treatment. People who only think about good wishes will of course ignore this false promise. After hearing their promise, most people will be confused and hooked by the phrase "the effect is comparable to liposuction and absolutely safe" because they want to be beautiful.

Once you are hooked, these so-called course consultants will seize every opportunity of your course/treatment to "pay for it" again. They will say what they buy will accelerate the slimming effect, or what is good for their health, and so on. Even if you are psychologically prepared, for example, before deciding to buy his slimming course, they will tell you that they are very formal and have absolutely no consumption once you buy it. Even if you can resist buying, they still have other ways, such as asking you to add some equipment and massage items, etc., to tempt you a little, "You will lose weight faster with these items", or when you have done this so-called course/course several times and found that nothing has changed, this is a good opportunity for them to seduce you and tell you that the effect is not obvious (note that they will never admit that it is ineffective, even if it is clanking). In short, the effect is their credit, and the failure is your reason. What they want to express is "although you spent money, it is wrong for you to eat." They are absolutely fine, and the fault is all yours. " Of course, when it doesn't work, they don't just find fault with you and make you angry. Don't quarrels also affect other customers' opinions on them, so they will also deal with you in a soothing way, telling you that * * * customers have lost 10 kg after completing the same treatment as you, or most customers have lost at least × kg. On the one hand, it makes you yearn for it, so you will continue to give it to them. They made up thousands of such lies (we have never seen a shopkeeper who has lost 65,438+00 kg or 20 kg, even if you say you want to see it, you still have time to see it, and people have thousands of reasons not to let you see it, such as keeping customer information confidential, or customers are satisfied to leave, and people add by the way that our slimming effect will not rebound, so customers who leave here don't need to come back). Anyway, they have many impeccable lies. Then one day, maybe you just defecated and didn't eat anything, so you go to it for treatment. You must weigh yourself before you do it. At this time, your weight is bound to be less than other times 1-2 Jin, and then they will preach to you "Look, it works" (I just want to greet its mother and its ancestors with fierce words when I say this). Girls, it puts. If you gain weight, they will say, "You're approaching your menstrual cycle, and you'll gain weight around here. It is edema, which is normal. " Here, I also want to greet its mother and its ancestors with fierce words. The physiological cycle of women is about 7 days a month. Aren't they all around here around 7 days? Why do they always like to coax others like fools? Yes, I spent money, which means I am stupid enough, but you. If they expose this lie, they will replace it with another one, saying that there is something wrong with your diet, and ask some nutritionists to give you guidance, so that you can stick to the next few courses (this number is not fixed, it is calculated according to how many courses/courses you have left) and then see the effect. Sisters, the guidance is over, and the course in your is almost over. Even if the guidance is invalid, the course in your is over, let alone not giving you a refund. Next, I'll introduce what their treatment is, that is, take some rotten bandages and soak them in ginger and pepper water (so-called hot bandages) or mint water (cold bandages), wrap you like a mummy, and then wrap them with plastic wrap to make you spicy or frozen for half an hour. Do you think there is a cost? Let's not think with our thumbs. Can you burn fat like this? I didn't ask them how they did the treatment at first, thinking it was a massage or teaching me to lose weight, so I was fooled. In addition, it happened to be a birthday during the treatment, and my happiest birthday turned out to be an opportunity for them to cheat money. They said that members' birthdays would be treated as an instrument. Of course, they also didn't forget to use Plan A and Plan B to publicize how expensive this instrument is, which generally costs 65438+. Members will be given a coupon of 1 0,000 yuan on their birthdays. You can "enjoy" the musical instrument courses that others can enjoy at the price of 1 0 in 250 yuan only by making up the price difference in 250 yuan. (Note that no one has ever spent more than 1000 yuan on this one-off course, nor have they ever heard of asking you for money for a birthday present? I sent you a birthday cake, which is very expensive, and you have to give me 250 yuan ...), and they dare to say that this course will have obvious effects. By this time, I had completely lost trust and confidence in them. I know this is their trick. I just want to see how they fool people and spend some tuition to find out for the sisters. After all, without practice, there is no right to speak. Anyway, all the big heads have been spent, and I don't care about this fraction. I just want to know. So it's like a price difference of 250 to make up for 250, so now I can tell you what an equipment course is, that is, something like the suction head of a vacuum cleaner is sucked on you, and then your meat is sour like a massage (massage only costs 88 yuan, which is much more comfortable to bring his feet and body), and then there is nothing, and you will never see yourself lose weight again; In this way, the unsterilized rotten bandage (n people used it and threw it on the ground every time) was wrapped 10 times. An ordinary taxi driver has lost all the money he earned in a month (girls should be able to calculate the price). They are all smart people, but they are naive and kind, and they are less wary of others, so I will stop here on this topic and don't need numbers to describe it. Numbers don't bring people. For example, if you spend 1 1,000 yuan by credit card and 1 1,000 yuan by account. So when I realize this, I always feel guilty and blame myself for the money I spent. Unfortunately, nothing was left. This may be the income of a peasant family for half a year. This may be a child's tuition fee for one year in Hope Primary School. If I give it to them for nothing, others have to pay it back. I squandered for two months, didn't hear any stereo, didn't see anything, even though there was a splash in the water, so now I just blame myself, and I hope all the girls who want to lose weight don't repeat my mistakes. There is no other way to lose weight except reasonable exercise and reasonable diet. I have paid the tuition and bought this lesson. Don't follow in my footsteps. Yes, we saw this celebrity endorsement. The star spoke after giving birth, but it was only an endorsement, not a fact. "Stars" can do whatever they want as long as they are willing to pay. Several stars will be responsible for the authenticity of the products he endorses, but it is only a matter of collecting money. You should know that those endorsement fees are all our money! Some people are really naive to think that those postpartum stars are all thin by twist. Have you seen it? Have you ever thought about it? In fact, if you run around like a star, jump from morning till night, practice dancing and singing, you can lose weight without twisting! Mahua, all they have to do is talk and play with us like monkeys, and then "pay" our money.

The above introduces a series of lies and ways to cheat money, such as "set a high price, then discount it to make you feel cheap (in fact, it is not cheap), pick your fault as an invalid excuse, and try every means to lure you out of your bag". Finally, they also have two killer weapons, one is to measure their body fat and measure their figure with a tape measure, which many girls, including those who are still losing weight with twist, may not know (these people really believe that twist makes them lose weight). That so-called body fat tester is the most deceptive trick. If the measuring principle is based on ultrasound, this broken instrument claims to be based on the principle of current distribution and so on. The word is "nonsense"! I won't discuss the principle. I just need to tell you that the result is that in 80% cases, your body fat content is less than that in the first measurement, and in 20% cases, it will be higher than that in the first measurement. The former aims to prove to you that it is effective for them to lose weight, and the second situation is interspersed with it, providing opportunities to persuade you to buy products or increase items and pay more. Another shameful means is to measure the body. As we all know, meat is elastic. When you measure it with a tape measure, the loose point of the abdominal circumference can be 82cm, and the tight point can be 80 cm or even 78cm, which is also the waist circumference. It may be 60cm above and 64cm below. You should be able to guess how Mahua proved its effectiveness. These consultants didn't measure me before the course started. Why? In fact, they already know the answer in their hearts, that is, "there can be no difference". They even worry that the data after the treatment show that the abdominal circumference and waist circumference have increased, which will give them other excuses to explain the trouble, so they will observe the three-dimensional change of your weight for a period of time before deciding when to measure you. If your data is relatively stable, you can use the above two means, and they have the final say. If your three-dimensional weight data is unstable, they will find fault with your diet. They measure me in the middle of the course and then measure me in the middle of the course. Because I was prepared, I tried my best to keep an eye on it. Other girth has not changed, but the abdominal girth is still not fixed, and the difference is only 1cm. It shamelessly told me that this is the effect. Or "I want to greet its mother and ancestors with fierce words!" " "

Finally, I will make two more points. You can observe these weight loss consultants in MCA. Their tummy is like being pregnant for four months. Do you think the twist is effective? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Why can't they lose weight by watching the twist every day?

In addition, I use "it" to refer to the twist throughout, because what they do is not made by people, and what "it" refers to, you know!

Of course, I'm not here to vent my anger, because even if I vent my anger, I can't recover the loss, so I'm here for only one purpose. Please don't be fooled by people who have beautiful dreams, and please pass this message on to your sisters who are pursuing beauty and health. Don't believe any weight loss advertisements. There is no free lunch! Life lies in exercise!

If someone with a twist sees my answer, I advise you to ask yourself, there are many jobs under the sun that can benefit society. Why did you choose this kind of job? I mourn for you! Are you at ease to earn so much money for your family? 1 people are stupid. I don't believe that people who love beauty and health in the world are stupid. They were stupid once or twice, but they won't be stupid forever. How long can you last? Think about the happiness of children and grandchildren, and stop when it is time. The sea of suffering is boundless, people are doing it, the sky is watching, and the prodigal son will never change his gold!