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My super weight loss plan composition
Standing on the scale, I couldn't believe my eyes. Why is my weight growing so fast? 145cm height, 1 10 Jin weight, how I wish this was a dream, but it is not, this is an indisputable fact.

In order to reproduce the charm and reshape the image, I racked my brains and ate 100 boxes of melatonin, and finally came up with a super weight loss plan that made the gods cry:

Number 1. Get up in the morning and run around the playground for 30 laps.

NO2. After running, buy a bag of soybean milk, suck a quarter, pick up an ant from the ground, put it in, and let the boss return it.

Third place. I danced all the time at school. Suspected of mental illness by the teacher, sent to the hospital. As a result, a large tube of blood was taken out for testing and reduced by one or two.

Fourth place. Infusion treatment of mental illness in the hospital, don't call a nurse after transfusion of physiological saline, let the blood flow backwards, watch the clock after a bottle, pull out the needle at noon 12, and the snail rushes out of the hospital at a speed (there is not enough blood to walk).

Fifth place. In the afternoon 1, I crept to the canteen, filled a bowl of free soup, stared at the delicious food for ten minutes, and went back to school.

Sixth place. When I went to school in the afternoon, I was sleepy because of insufficient blood supply, which led to numerous white eyes and sweating all over, and I lost 1 fat.

Seventh place. Repeat the article every day.

Weight loss results: after n days, she became a mummy, weighing 10 kg.