2. Play mahjong, eat mala Tang and find a small object. Life is like this.

3. A word proves that you are still single? I'll go first: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirt!

4. What is marriage? Marriage is: quarreling with daughter-in-law. After rushing out, I bought something to eat when I came back!

5. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

6. We all broke up. Why does your girlfriend always wander around my space? I'm not a filmmaker, so I don't need a guest appearance!

7. I do something, either I don't do it or I try my best. So I chose not to do it. Because I can't do it well!

Eight. The so-called white-collar workers mean paying the rent, utilities, buying instant noodles with oil and rice, touching their pockets, and lamenting that this month's salary is white-collar workers again.

Nine. I want to make a movie "In those years, we girls who were not chased" in the future. I don't believe it.

10. It's not easy to be a man: you need grades before 18, objects after 18, children after you have objects, children's grades after you have children, and children after 18 are all laymen. Why bother each other?

1 1. I had a nightmare last night, dreaming that my savings were only10 million, which was terrible. I usually dream about 100 million.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

Thirteen. There is a reason why men get fat after marriage: husband, it's not delicious, I'll give it to you; Honey, you can't finish it. Here you are. Two servings a day, how can you not be fat!

14. Although I can't spend nine days fishing for the moon for you, I can accompany you to fish for fat cows, fish balls, prawns, and ... all for you!

15. Everyone only cares about whether you fly high or not, not whether you are tired or not. It's just that I don't care about you.

15. It's okay. Don't always play dumb. I tell you, if you form this habit, even if you are serious, you will be more like a mental derangement!

17. The teacher asked, "There is a kind of horse in the world. It is black and white. What kind of horse is it? " Xiao Ming: "QR code!" Teacher: "Get out!"

18. Many people say: The world is so big, I want to see it. I just want to ask: how far can you go with such a small wallet?

19. I don't return every second for a reason. There is a time difference between us in heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.

When I can't make money, my wife is very anxious. Now that I have made a lot of money, my wife is more anxious.

Twenty one. Is there any truth in this world of intrigue? The mobile phone is connected to the computer, and both of them are asking if they trust each other.

22. I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. I ran after him all the way and found it in his hand. The driver stopped to ask me why. I said weakly, it's raining hard, drive slowly, sorry!

23. Fall in love after .00 this year; Divorce after 90; Not since the' 80s!

24. Please recommend a sports car with a price of over 4 million. It starts fast, is comfortable enough and looks good. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone.