Interestingly, people in China have always been fond of seniority. Even in the selection of ancient beautiful women, they often prove their age and qualifications and get rid of their ugliness. Thus, Yang Yuhuan, who finally stepped onto the stage, had a shy and elegant name. Although she has a resounding title, she is a noble lady, but because of the disappointment of her parents, she was born hundreds of thousands of years late and finally came in.

Of course, our classmates from Yang Yuhuan not only lost at the starting line in age, but also didn't get any advantage in bloodline. We might as well turn over the old scores of the other three beautiful women and find that they came from a civilian family after all, but ours is complete. Her old father, Yang Xuanxuan, is an official in Zhou Shu, serving as a seven-product official. As for the ancestors, that would be even worse. There were at least eight generations, all senior bureaucrats in the imperial court at that time. Arguably, the family background is prominent, and choosing beautiful women should be cheap. However, people with voting machines don't buy it.

However, despite our age and family background, our Yuhuan sister's road to the top is still a bit bumpy. It turned out that she was the first princess of Li Mao, the longevity king, and Ben was ready to fight in bed. At that time, I didn't think of my father-in-law, Li Longji. Somehow, I moved my heart and started a beauty contest. This is just a beauty contest with unique rules: there is no threshold. In other words, no matter your nationality, skin color, political background, marital status or even gender, as soon as you enter the emperor's sight, you will immediately open the green channel and the air conditioner will directly enter the palace. Needless to say, our Yuhuan sister, born with beauty, was entangled by her father-in-law. As a result, this beautiful woman climbed out of the hot bed, was wrapped in a splendid quilt, and was directly rushed to another big bed.

Not to mention Zhao Jun, for the sake of the long-term stability of diplomatic relations between the two countries, he will eventually lose his slender body and throw it into a desolate and barbaric land. Even if the story of Shi and Diusim tried their best to charm Fuxi and Dong Zhuo in bed, it was not glorious, but it can be said that they sacrificed their lives for justice and shouldered the bearing of serving the country and the people. Yuhuan's younger sister, with good looks, jumped up and down on the bed of Li's father and son, caused a lot of trouble in the harem, and her reputation was naturally not much better than her predecessor. Such factors, a mix, Yang Yuhuan naturally ranked behind the four beauties, and settled down peacefully.

Although not as good as her sisters, there should be no problem for Yang Yuhuan to sit firmly on the throne of the first beauty in the Tang Dynasty. For example, Bai Juyi, the head of the optimist, said that the romantic poet Du Mu was born with a good skin. Even if he is used to seeing romantic scenes, he still can't help but exclaim, as long as she turns to smile, there are hundreds of spells. Even Du Fu, a miserable poet, opens old photos of Yang Yuhuan's personal space, all of which are white-eyed sighs. Of course, Li Taibai, the leader of literary and art circles in the Tang Dynasty, had a once-in-a-lifetime love affair with Yang Yuhuan, and his heart could not stop throbbing after all. On international social networks such as FaceBook and Twitter, he even made a disgusting metaphor.

However, today's Yuhuan sister is often mentioned, not because she is amazing, but because she is responsible for her obesity. Now some women who can't lose weight or are still on the fat road always move out of Yuhuan, and they are teased by others and say that they are unlucky. It is true that the Tang Dynasty generally advocated women's round and plump posture, but our Yuhuan classmates were ridiculously fat. Of course, because of being fat, I finally fell ill. Li Bai, who always likes to kiss Yang's ass, doesn't understand women's hearts, but writes in the newspaper: "E"

Who is Zhao? She was the thinnest woman in the Han Dynasty. The story of being as light as a swallow comes from the Iraqi people. It's not that the pot can't boil if you say that you are skinny in front of fat people. So Yuhuan reciprocated, ran to his old bed friend Li Longji and told him that Li Bai was too ignorant. He compared himself with Zhao, who was just an unknown prostitute. This is not an allusion to the emperor. Are you ignorant? After such a mess, Li Bai finally drew a sentence. When he left, he played a scholar's temper and threw out a sentence angrily. Oh, how can I seriously bow and scrape to those senior officials who never suffer? Since then, Yuhuan Taibai has been a passerby.

Since you are fat, you can't hide that others are thin. Although Zhao is thin and delicate, he is also a powerful person in the previous dynasty, and Yuhuan is just sulking. But if you are of the same age, I am afraid that small shoes are inevitable. For example, Mei Fei is one of the countries affected. According to the Biography of Mei Fei in the Song Dynasty, Mei Fei's real name was Jiang Caiping, and he was born in Putian, Fujian. According to legend, Gao Lishi, a scout of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, was amazed when he met Jiang Caiping in Fujian Division. So, she was taken back to the palace, dedicated to Tang Xuanzong, and asked for a good gift. Our Jiang Caiping is not only beautiful, gentle and elegant, but also petite and exquisite from the south. In addition, it prefers elegant plum blossoms, and sometimes makes poems. It is not a problem for such a naive girl to win the heart of Tang Xuanzong. In order to win the hearts of the beauties, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty gave her an elegant name, Mei Fei, and took good care of the environment of the harem, planting a piece of Merlin for the beauties. Spring is chilly, and when plum blossoms are in full bloom, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty always tidies up his clothes and invites his lover to come here to enjoy the flowers and sing poems, overflowing a pool of literary tunes.

Interestingly, such an elegant and lofty young woman in literature and art is disgusted with Yang Yuhuan, a junior in bed. Of course, Yang Yuhuan's classmate is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he reciprocated, and at that time the palace was in a state of incompatibility. As mentioned earlier, Yang Yuhuan was born white, and her cultural accomplishment is not inferior to that of. Besides, she is proficient in melody, can sing and dance, and can also play the pipa. At this time, Li Longji, who was in his twilight years, was drinking coffee with Mei Fei and watching the flowers blossom and fall. In his literary style, it is inevitable that the evening scene appears indifferent. However, Yang Yuhuan's vitality enabled Li Longji to find a second spring in his later years. The old tree blooms, which man is not a dream, and finally, the old man can't stop.

When you meet the right person at the right time, Yang Yuhuan will naturally be proud. On the other hand, Mei Fei is becoming weaker and weaker. In order to relieve his depression, Mei Fei wrote an innuendo in Weibo: "Fat maid is melodramatic." Others have been scarred, and this person is still a rival in love. Sister Yuhuan finally got angry. So, our Yang Yuhuan, trembling with fat, ran to the bed of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and threw a multiple-choice question in front of Hu Yajie, a rich Beijing woman: Mei Fei or Yuhuan, with her or without me! Is it unreasonable? Tang Xuanzong's face fell and he said, My pants are off. Please show me this.

In the face of the ruthless Yuhuan, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty finally assumed the majesty of the emperor and put down his malicious words. Does your mother know that you are fooling around outside? And our Yuhuan, also very stubborn, actually packed up and went back to her family. This round, it seems that Mei Fei won. However, women's chances of winning are, after all, men have the final say. Li Longji, an old man, experienced Yuhuan's sister's big breasts and fat buttocks, but he was no longer interested in Mei Fei's thin airport. Every night, I always think of Yuhuan's proud chest posture. After such a few lonely nights, Li Longji finally couldn't hold back and sent a message to Yuhuan: Take off your pants and you can put them on, but once you take them off, your legs will get cold. Needless to say, Yuhuan returned home in triumph, while Mei Fei was naturally left in limbo and became a completely lonely woman, Wen Qing.

Finally, gossip about the flower shame legend of Yuhuan. According to legend, when a beautiful woman first entered the palace, she found a breeze blowing and invited several ladies-in-waiting to enjoy flowers in the palace garden. Between Yaxing, I accidentally met the flowers and plants around me, but the flowers and plants seemed to be invited and put away the blooming flowers. The ladies-in-waiting looked at this situation and smiled at each other. They kowtowed to the new red man around the emperor and praised the beauty of Yuhuan. Even when they saw those flowers and plants, they felt ashamed and looked up. In the meantime, a clever one simply made a fortune in Weibo, so it has been passed down to this day.

However, flowers can really get through the gas field, and they feel ashamed when they meet beautiful women. But if you think about the smell carefully, you will find that there is actually another clue. It turns out that Yang Yuhuan is already very fat, and the fatter he is, the more smelly he is. Pollen bath can just reduce the influence of body odor. Therefore, in many literary and artistic works, our Yuhuan sister is either taking a bath or on the way to take a bath. So the situation at that time was roughly like this: Yuhuan invited her friends to the palace to enjoy flowers. They are in high spirits, naturally slightly hot, and feel sweaty under their armpits. Suddenly, the wind blew and rushed to the flowers. Palace flowers are mostly delicate, and suddenly there is a fishy smell in the palace, which can't stand tossing. Thank you all. So, the so-called flower shame, in fact, this flower is smoked to death, right?