I want to lose weight, brave rose. I have no choice but to eat or drink. Share inspirational humorous quotations of losing weight with friends who are losing weight. Come on!

Lose weight inspirational humor quotations 1 1, don't worry about spraining your ankle when wearing high heels.

2. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a "women's dress" that suits me.

3, say what is broad-minded and fat, and feel depressed at the thought of weight!

4, no matter how difficult it is, we must persist! No excuses!

In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it and it will pass.

6, big S is to eat a banana every day for 3 weeks. So you see, just bear it. Why can't others do it?

7. The key is to persist and have confidence. Others can, you will do better! Have your own wisdom.

8. I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.

9. Seeing that beautiful women are alive and well, why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

10, the fat man has no future, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man! !

1 1, no matter how you lose weight, as long as you don't control the rebound, you will be absolutely successful!

12, people who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

13, if you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

14, think about those nicknames, and suddenly I have motivation.

15, don't make excuses for yourself! ! !

16, find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your size.

17, if you want to be thin, you must pay the price! If you can't stand hunger, it's basically difficult for you to lose weight ~ if you are too timid to suffer, don't start. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how I stand it. Just don't eat! ! ! ! !

18, you have to pay more for smoking now. Who can say that it will not be stipulated after 20 years: when you buy life insurance, you will pay more because it is too important?

19. Many gynecological diseases are related to obesity.

2 1. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

Dieting is effective. Losing weight means being hungry. Exercise has the least effect.

A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to study all his life.

I think we should all show a movie called "Those years, we girls who can't lose weight". ...

5, fat people are not qualified to eat! Must lose weight!

6. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man who wears out the dirt of expired clothes!

7. This year, I intended to turn into a lightning bolt to cover your eyes, but I didn't want to turn into a solid wall to block your sight.

8, the appetite is under control again, eat less, what can I do, can I die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!

9. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

10, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

1 1, you hold on and stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

12, I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

13. In some places, when riding a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand! ! !

14, everyone should remember not to affect work and study because of losing weight, because seeing fat is for a better life. We should constantly enrich ourselves! We don't want to be good-hearted fat people! We want to be beautiful women with full hearts!

3 1. In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

2. Although I am a real Madrid fan, I still want to draw a clear line with Cristiano Ronaldo!

3. "Dear, lovely" chubby person, although I talk too much, I tell the truth, not to mention comforting myself from the heart and secretly scolding me. Which means you read what I wrote for nothing. If you are worried, you might as well lose weight ... let's stop here. ...

4. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat more and take care of your health, she made excuses to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

5. After many years, show your grandchild your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this!

6, to be thin must pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

7, still the same sentence: to be thin is to be hungry ~ if you keep eating, it is difficult to lose weight.

8. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

No one can help you. On your own. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water. Just ... Go to bed when you are hungry!

10, if you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you won't lose weight.

1 1, a fat man with a boyfriend! Your boyfriend won't want you if he is fat! Think of him calling you fat and cute! Your figure is just real! You have no brain or anything! If your boyfriend is 170CM200J, don't you look cute!

12, to put it bluntly, a person can't even control his appetite. What is the difference between that and animals? Still thin! Or die!

13, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalaya.

14, there is always a price for being beautiful.

15, eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?

16, many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".

17, no one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.

18, stop eating, stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

19, just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man ~

4 1. You can wear mini skirts and fishnet socks.

Flying economy class is like being punished.

3. You can jump when you are happy.

4. Perfect is perfect.

5, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

6. There are two children playing hide-and-seek with you!

7. There is an excuse to hide in your boyfriend's coat to keep warm in winter.

Being a stranger alone in a foreign land will gain three pounds every holiday.

9. How much cosmetics have you saved by losing your face!

10, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

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