2. I will quarrel with you, but I won't say goodbye; I will be angry with you on purpose, but I want to see you jealous.
If you are jealous, you might as well have a drink. Vinegar can relieve alcohol, and wine can also relieve vinegar.
I always thought that I could forget you well. Tell me the truth, I will still be jealous of you.
Being jealous is telling me in disguise that you don't believe me. I hate doubt.
6. I am no longer jealous or paranoid. I'm tired. Go with whoever you like.
7. Jealousy, behind this jealousy is love! This carelessness also tortured a heart!
8. I hope that when you and I get old, there will be a youth with a rising mouth.
9. I don't like the person I like. I like people I don't like. I will be jealous.
10. Is there jiaozi? I'm from the northwest!
1 1. If you give up, don't miss it. If you feel heartbroken, you will never look back.
12. If you don't envy, don't envy, don't follow, don't stay, don't feel bad, how can you talk about deep love?
13. If a person likes you and hates you for one reason, is it because he is jealous and eats too much?
14. quarrel because you still care, jealousy because you still like it, and persistence because you are serious.
15. If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.
16. Leave me alone. I'm not angry. I'm fine.
17. We will be jealous, jealous and quarrel. Will love, will miss, will cherish.
18. The girl I like is jealous, impatient, crying and irritable, but her smile is my greatest happiness.
19. Everyone has had such a special friend in his life, which is very contradictory. At first, you didn't want to be just friends. After a long time, you suddenly find that this is for the best. You would rather care about her like this than be together and break up one day. You would rather be her friend than be jealous of each other, so that you can really talk about everything. This friendship is no less than love, and this relationship is commonly known as love.
20. I am afraid that you will go to a place without me, then live without me, and then get used to me without me.
2 1. The sourest feeling is not jealousy but no right to envy!
22. How the fuck do I answer this? It is an out-and-out jealousy that spans time and space, with a history of at least half a century.
23. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous at all.
24. Do you want to eat jiaozi? I have raw materials!
God decides who your relatives are, but fortunately, it leaves you room to choose your friends.
26. It's good that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.
27. Seeing that you are very kind to others, I actually don't want to talk to you.
28. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
29. My fool, you don't know I'm jealous! It's like I'm shivering with cold, and you're still eating a cone and asking me if I'm hot, but I'm not that strong!
30. The journey of leaving may still be there, but the impulse to say love is gone.
3 1. I love you late, but it's a pity that you are already with someone else. Tell her the sweet words you told me make her happy.
I hope the person you love loves you more than I do, and I hope that the person I love will never be like you again.
33. Jealousy is also an art and a knowledge. Less is not enough, more is enough.
What I'm doing now is to see if you will be jealous. In fact, in my heart, you are always the best!
35. Loving a person doesn't have to have a result, just like An Yifei silently guarding a child.
36. You withdraw a message and edit it again.
37. Things can stick when they are broken, but when they are broken when they are heartbroken, they can't stick again.
38. Smile, let bygones be bygones, why make public.
39. What's it like to be deeply loved by someone you love? What will it be like? If you want to answer immediately, you must know how happy you are. Although it has been argued that unrequited love is also a kind of love, you can't make a sound with one hand.
40. I ate vinegar fish today, and the fish slipped away.
4 1. I once believed all the lies you gave me.
42. Happiness and sadness can't be with you, but there is only sadness in your heart anyway.
43. You are cute. You should cry for boxing for a long time.
44. What bad ideas do children have? The child is jealous today and forgot to add jiaozi.
45. In fact, people who always laugh really need to be hurt.
46. You are the past that I have hidden for many years and don't want to write about.
47. When the meteor shower crossed the sky, who thought it was an angel's tears?
Send funny messages to boyfriends, send humorous messages to boyfriends.
Funny message sent to boyfriend:
Tell you a trick to remember things: research has found that the simple physical action of making a fist with the right hand can temporarily change the working mode of the brain, thus improving memory. When remembering things, you can make a fist with your right hand to help you remember; When remembering something, you might as well make a fist with your left hand, so that you can remember it faster.
On the bus, we all stared at a beautiful woman in a short skirt, and suddenly the beautiful woman turned around and slapped me and told me to get out! Shit, I'm not the only one peeking at her thighs. There are so many people in the car, if you don't hit me, hit me. Then I was very upset, put on my pants and got off!
The wolf finally caught the sheep. Kotaro counted the sheep in the pot and said happily to the wolf, Dear, you steamed nine sheep! Cang Lang hesitated: cut off all retreat?
Lu Xun gave his employees three words: 1. Time is like water in a sponge. You can always get on the subway if you are willing to squeeze. 2. Where there is a genius, I spend other people's coffee time brushing Weibo. In fact, there is no road on the ground, and the company closed down because more people left.
According to legend, in ancient times, Kong Rong's father gave Kong Rong several pears, large and small, to share with his friends to eat Kong Rong. He gave his friend several big pears and left the smallest one. He was glad that he could eat them, so he asked Kong Rong: Why do you share them like this? Kong Rong said angrily, I don't like pears.
It rained after work yesterday, and the road was slippery and blocked. I saw a girl standing in the rain for a long time on the side of the road and couldn't get a taxi. I couldn't bear it, so I drove over, rolled down the window and kindly reminded her: Girl, you are too ugly to get a taxi. The girl smiled and said, so this is why you bought a car?
Once the teacher was talking about the family gene map. The teacher asked: If his daughter is ill, what is the probability that she will marry a normal man and have children? I replied: it may be zero! The teacher asked why! I said: don't forget that there is a disease in the world called infertility! Teacher: Get out! ! !
If you were given two girlfriends, one with big breasts but ugly, and the other with good looks but no breasts, which would you choose? It depends on which is more expensive, breast enhancement or plastic surgery.
I went to work at noon and bought some bananas. I happened to meet a beautiful colleague who was pregnant and gave her one. She said politely, no, no, really. I said stupidly: I can eat without it.
Why are you crying? So what if he doesn't like you? Remember, I don't like you either.
One day, I happened to see a green leaf on our math teacher's tooth (the teacher estimated it was a jiaozi who ate leek stuffing at noon). After a while, I found that the leaf had disappeared and appeared on the neck of a girl in our class after class.
I was drunk yesterday, so I took off my clothes and took a bath in bed. The door is unlocked. In the middle of washing, I heard the door open, and I asked loudly, Who? At this moment, a trembling male voice came: Your mother, then I will continue to wash. When I came out of the shower, I found that my mobile phone and wallet were missing from my clothes. I still can't remember where I put my mobile wallet.
Humorous message for boyfriend:
1. I used to be alone and felt very happy. Later, when I met you, I began to miss, care and suffer. Because I can't always be with you, but my love always exists.
2. Because love, love and sweet words will never be pale, a happy life will always be full of expectations, and the heart that loves you will never go bad, and all troubles will be abandoned outside you and me!
3. I know because I love you; Understand because you know; Because I understand, I am patient; Because of forbearance, it is fulfilled! Because of love, I am willing to read you all my life. This feeling is meaningful and beautiful! Couples miss text messages
4. Because of love, I began to sleep at night; Because of love, I began to be obsessed with love songs; Because of love, I began to become literary; Because of love, I started texting. I just want to tell you: I love you!
5. Because I miss you, my fingers will not move; Because I love you, tears will not flow; Because I am looking forward to you, time will not go; Because I didn't dare to say it until I waited for you, and I have loved you for a long time!
6. Spring breeze turns the windmill, rotates in the warmth, supports a small umbrella with spring rain, nourishes it in romance, takes a photo with spring eyes, and wanders in your world. April bloom, love you, go on.
7. Use you to measure time. Everything with you is day, and when you lose it, it will come to night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.
8. Create a soul mate with sweetness, paint a bright future with happiness, look forward to future life with happiness, and paint your love with beauty. I am glad to have your love in this hot season!
9. Write with warm eyes and draw your shy and innocent smile; Write down the words in a sweet tone and compose a happy life movement. Dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are inseparable!
10. Read the short message attentively and express my affection everywhere. I miss you in the disaster of lovesickness, want to chase you back, love you to death, summon up courage to say I love you and tell you clearly that I love you. Winter love message
1 1. Affectionate warmth, the sound of harps and flutes around the beam, the sound of love songs, pride in the snow, the cold winter has not gone with the ice, and good news has entered your heart. I miss you, and in every piece of music, I sing the blessings of my life.
12. How much love can be repeated, how many people are willing to wait, how many short messages can be retransmitted, and how many words are nonsense? I just want to tell you that I have identified you in my life. Raise your mobile phone and surrender!
13. The world is so fragrant because of flowers; Because there is water, it is naturally cool; Because of love, life is so sunny; Because of you, I am happy, so I wander. I have you in this life, thank God, I have you in this life, and hope flies!
14. It's different because of you. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you!
15. Because of you, my sky will be broad; Because of you, my land will be far away; Because of you, my life is colorful; My world will be different because of you. I love you!
16. Because of sincerity and honesty; Because of honesty, it is simple; Because it is simple, it is easy; Because it is easy, it lasts; Because for a long time; So success. Career is like this, so is first love.
17. The Milky Way is a ditch, which makes it gentle to meet the bridge; Love is a ditch, and sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is divided; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers are always together.
18. Hidden pain, I took off the wings of an angel, because I don't want to see you look up here, and I endured the injury. I don't follow the wind anymore, because I don't want you to feel so empty. Dear, I love you and I am willing to do this for you.
19. Eternal love needs: heartache, your enthusiasm for me; Stand up to hardships and insipid persistence; You must be loyal until death do us part; And the belief in holding your hand and growing old with your son.
20. You never know how much you love someone, and you won't know that you can't extricate yourself until you see her with another person. Many people love her, but only one person can accompany her home on a rainy night. Love is defended by action!
Boyfriends are jealous and send friends.
Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. Feelings are always sad, just like eating lemons.
2. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I get angry easily, I get jealous easily, I get heartbroken easily, I get paranoid easily, I am willful, I don't want to talk when I am angry, I always giggle when I am happy, I will hide my grievances in my heart, I care, I want to be known by you, I like listening to sad songs when I am sad, and I like to share them with people I care about when I am happy.
3. Work hard for beautiful clothes and worthy people!
Honey, you don't want to say hello to me even if you take your time and walk gently.
5. Mistake old vinegar as ink and write down your life with acid.
If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a flying bird, flying by your side forever and never giving up.
7. I know it takes a lot of courage to hug, and I know that gentleness is only a moment.
8. Leave me alone. I'm not angry. I'm fine.
9. The feeling of selfishness is real. Maybe what I said is a little extreme, but I think in the face of true feelings, no one can deny that being angry and jealous is false.
10. Like you, I like you more than anyone on the earth.
1 1. No one can grieve for you, but you cry for others.
12. It's not that I'm stingy, jealous or suspicious, but that I love you! Don't pretend not to care in the future, because I really care!
13. I came to see you, but you didn't see me. I was with your master all day, so I ignored you because I was jealous.
14. If you decide to turn back, don't turn back frequently. Cool people will be remembered for a long time.
15. I'd rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am.
16. Lao tze tm euphemistically called jealous.
17. Why do you care what makes you unhappy? People who love you will not make you unhappy.
18. There are so many stars in the sky, but few sincere people on earth.
19. I can't be with you. I have joys and sorrows. Anyway, my heart is only sad.
20. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you are not qualified to be jealous.
Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. 2 1. I can't cry yet, but I will hold back my eyes.
22. You can accept failure, but you can never accept that you have never struggled.
23. I can't even say that I am jealous. What should I do if I miss you?
24. Whether it's a couple or a lover. If you really love, you will think and doubt. Doesn't mean you don't trust or love you, so you will be jealous. If you don't love, then I don't care what you do!
25. Two people who look like pigs have sex, but they are jealous of each other every day, fearing that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is true love.
26. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.
27. I just love to cry, laugh, make trouble, be willful, angry, jealous, distressed and confused! If you don't love me, please don't come near my world.
28. You withdraw a message and edit it again.
29. I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.
30. The sourest thing in the world is not not not being jealous, but not even being qualified to be jealous.
3 1. It's me who can't breathe hysterically, whether it's me in spring or me in summer.
32. Don't say I'm fine, I'm so fine, why don't you!
33. How the fuck do I answer this? It is an out-and-out jealousy that spans time and space, with a history of at least half a century.
I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.
35. I remember my impudence, which disappeared so quickly.
36. In the face of love accidents, only when you are not impulsive can you be passive.
37. There are too many words to say in a flash, but suddenly I can't make a sound, as if my throat is stuck.
38. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.
I told you all my nonsense. I really care about good morning and good night. I am jealous, but I never asked you if you wanted Zheng Zhou, so you left me.
40. If you don't envy, don't envy, don't follow, don't stay, don't feel bad, how can you talk about deep love?
Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. If one day, I completely disappear in your world, will you remember my existence?
42. If you don't like parting, but you always have to face it, then you have no choice, right?
43. Only when I love you will I be jealous.
44. My fool, you don't know I'm jealous! It's like I'm shivering with cold, and you're still eating a cone and asking me if I'm hot, but I'm not that strong!
I admit that I like you. I admit that I think about you every day. I admit, I will be sad if you say who is good. I admit that I will be jealous when I see you chatting with others. I admit that I really don't want to lose you.
46. Time is short and vision is far away. In the future, a mountain and a river will quietly leave overnight.
47. Please don't tell the little secret between you and someone, ok?
48. I will grow up just because my sky once collapsed.
49. Some people just don't realize how hurtful what they say.
50. Whenever I see you teasing other girls, I don't know what identity to use to be jealous. After all, we are just classmates.
5 1. I don't like to see you being nice to others. I will be jealous, even if we are not lovers.
52. Love has always been a bondage, and the pursuit of love does not mean the pursuit of freedom. Freedom is precious, and we exchange this most precious thing for love. Because I love someone and know that I will lose my freedom, I am willing to make a promise. Commitment is used to counter all changes. Change is eternal, and we can only restrict the change of the world with eternal promises. What can't last forever is not a promise. Commitment is very expensive, if you respect your personality.
53. There is nothing wrong with a person's life. It is very tiring to love someone. Sometimes to please him, he doesn't appreciate you. But how relaxed you are, you will not be tortured by love, you will not be jealous because he is close to others, and you will not shed so many tears in vain.
54. Did you give her the wallet I gave you?
55. My grievances, my tolerance and my despair are taken for granted in your eyes.
56. It's not that I no longer believe in love. It's just that there won't be anyone like you to let me despair again.
57. If I can, I will hate you with all my strength.
58. It's good that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.
59. Maybe every time we see a beautiful person, we will ask our partner if he likes it. He will be very scared and jealous. But honey, don't forget that we are the only and most important reason for each other. We love each other because the only love makes us irreplaceable. If it doesn't love you, please let go, it doesn't matter, but it has lost its value, even if it has had sex.
60. Go and play with other people's babies. I don't want to be with you.
Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. The fourth sentence 6 1. Any boy who is jealous is cute and deceptive. His jealousy is unreasonable and ignores people.
62. I love you, so I'm fooling around, jealous and dissatisfied, and there are various reasons to prove it.
63. I don't want to have too much. I want a glass of Wang Zi milk and a strawberry, and then I will hug you.
64. I am jealous, I am angry and I am crazy because I care.
65. I want to make you jealous, but I also want to be jealous of you, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness.
66. I love you late, but it's a pity that you have been with someone else and told her your sweet words to make her happy.
67. In my life, there are too many passers-by that make me breathless.
68. I hope that when you and I get old, there will be a youth with a rising mouth.
69. The dark color reflects the peach blossoms, and the pieces are scattered into rain, and lovers are worried.
70. My PH is a little low.
7 1. It's okay to be jealous. It's human nature. Don't mind. It even shows how much you love each other, enough to admit your weakness.
I can't give you a castle, but I can give you a hamburger.
73. Silence is a girl's biggest cry. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.
74. The mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart is surrendering. Actually, we are all faking it.
75. Fall down, get up and prepare for the next posture.
76. You once said that you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.
77. You know what it's like to be jealous. You left me!
78. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous at all.
79. I am jealous because I care and I am too afraid of losing; I don't care, it doesn't matter, because I don't love.
80. The best love is not cold war, not willful, and communicating more. Like and love in a comfortable way. Know how to bear, know how to share and make progress together.
Suggest that your boyfriend is jealous.
I like your smile and warm appearance best, like the softest light in the world at the moment.
2. Jealous because I like you, angry because I care about you, stunned because I miss you, and sad because I don't want to lose you.
Silence is a girl's biggest cry. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.
4. My fool, you don't know that I am jealous! It's like I'm shivering with cold, and you're still eating a cone and asking me if I'm hot, but I'm not that strong!
I am in a daze, but my heart seems to have knocked over the jealousy. I'm not as generous as you think about everything about you.
6. Maybe at the end of a song, people will leave and forget, but when the melody is the best, thank God that we are together.
7. You sigh at ta's face and ask if ta is sour.
8. I ate sweet and sour ribs today, no ribs, no sugar.
9. Everyone knows that I like you. Someone asked me, will I be jealous when I watch him talking and laughing with other girls? I smiled and shook my head. I'm not even qualified to be jealous.
10. Look at the clouds in the sky. Do they look like I'm sulking
1 1. Why? Back to the original mood? They are always around you, making me jealous. Hum makes me angry!
12. You have her number in your mobile phone. . .
13. I always thought I could forget you well. Tell me the truth, I will still be jealous of you.
14. We always can't hold the quicksand of youth, just like the passage of time, which is always irreversible.
15. If a person likes you and hates you for one reason, is it because he is jealous and eats too much?
16. I am jealous, I am angry, I am crazy, because I care.
17. Like a doomed game, I avoid it step by step, but get stuck in it step by step.
18. It's not that I'm stingy, jealous or suspicious, but that I love you! Don't pretend not to care in the future, because I really care!
19. You won. You saw me joking with other boys, but you were indifferent. And I just saw other girls eating in the same row as you, and I was jealous.
Although you don't like me, I still want to thank you. Thank you for appearing in my life, which made me feel the feeling of falling in love with someone.
2 1. The best I can do is not just what you want.
22. I am not a goddess, I will be strong, I will be crazy, I will swear, I will fight, I will drink, I will cry, I will lose my temper, I will be jealous, I will be weak.
23. It's good that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.
24. Because of you, I become sad, jealous and neurotic, because I care about you.
Tell me about my jealous boyfriend. Actually, I'm not a strong woman. I never was. Being strong in front of you is just because I'm afraid you hate women who love crying, jealousy and fooling around.
26. Lao tze tm euphemistically called jealous.
27. The insidious class teacher arranged for a pair of deskmate lovers to sit at the same table with the most handsome and beautiful men and women in the class, making them jealous of each other and finally breaking up. ...
28. She loves to be angry because she wants you to coax her and care about her. She is jealous because she loves you, and she can't tolerate any tenderness you give other girls.
29. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a flying bird, flying by your side forever and never giving up.
It's nice to see you holding her, but you forgot the tattoo on your arm. That's my name.
3 1. I am jealous because I care and I am too afraid of losing; I don't care, it doesn't matter, because I don't love.
32. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.
33. Say your name if you are jealous. Is another person who loves him, so it's not your turn to be jealous of him. There is another person who is jealous aboveboard.
34. After making trouble without reason, I think we should learn to be strong.
35. I am not afraid of losing anyone. I'm afraid of losing myself without progress.
36. The dark color reflects the peach blossoms, and the pieces are scattered into rain, and the lovers are shocked.
37. I thought the sourest feeling was jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
38. Only when I love you will I be jealous.
I don't like the person I like. I like people I don't like. I will be jealous.
40. Women's jealousy shows that they care. Some men are jealous of true love, and some men are possessive and have nothing to do with love.
4 1. We cling to sadness and lament the misfortune of life, and suffering has become a doomed ending.
42. Luo Hong and I share a bed.
43. Sorry, I don't love people who often make me jealous, because I know my love is unswerving, but your heart is not here at all.
44. It is normal for women to be jealous. If a man is jealous, you know he is serious.
45. The most painful thing is to watch the person who once said that he would take care of you all his life play with another girl. You still have to smile without saying a word, just because you are not qualified to be jealous.
46. What does it have to do with me?
47. I am jealous because I like you, angry because I care about you, in a daze because I miss you, and sad because I don't want to lose you.
I love you, but you love him.