Girl, you know not only the world, but also globalization! But girl, you must not dominate!
* A glass of turbid restaurant Wan Li, the mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is gone with the wind. This is a righteous thing today, but it was said in the rain at night.
* Is there a 72-change training class? It's really impossible Thirty-six changes are also possible. I have the skill of an old pig and I am very satisfied with birds.
Hunger is a word, I will say it n times, unless you use a bowl of tomato noodles to express it.
* There are two kinds of people in nightclubs-girls; Sister.
* If the workplace really has plum time, apple time and cookie time, it is estimated that it won't be long before female compatriots have time to lose weight. ...
Some people want the girl to promise him, but the girl always says no. Some people always say no to girls, but girls always rush to say yes.
Do you know what "back" means? When you meet a girl, you will never get 10%, and when you buy a lottery ticket, you will never get 90%.
* I am merciful and cannot deprive me of my freedom of marriage.
* Indulge.
* Looking down can't be exchanged for looking up, only for ignoring.
* I also want to show my inner purity, but girls always judge a book by its cover. As a result, I will always be included in the ranks of birds and birds ...
* During working hours, I was pestered by all the young ladies, and after work, all the young ladies left me and went to chat with others. Is this the legendary dialectics?
* Being ridiculously kind makes people shudder.
* I love my teacher, and I love beautiful women more.
It's cloudy these days, and it seems that we can't see the moon clearly, but as long as there is a full moon in our hearts, we will definitely become Jin Luo: Wolf Brigade.
Aunt Chang 'e has been lonely for so many years, and the widows who have been guarding for more than ten centuries are alive and well. We are all happy to think of her.
Relax, relax, work is only temporary, so before you get this little body, you should regard it as a necessary coin toss. There are thorns in front, men with documents are in hap less, and kings are not afraid of eggs, so you must be strong, fast, burly and walk with a smile!
* Love at least one sport, even "in bed"! At least make a confidant, even if it is self-protection! Learn at least one musical instrument, even a triangle! Read at least one famous book, even The Journey to the West in Zhang Jizhong!
* Your appreciation of things is still at the level of animals.
Noisy is a good quality of a fat man, and sadness is another name for a prodigal son.
My mother taught me that all talk and no action are pustules. No matter how hard she tries, she can't get off work or walk. Such people are unreliable.
You talk beautifully, but you are a coward when you are in trouble.
Mu Tiezhu in language and Wu Dalang in action will not only get nothing at work, but also accomplish nothing in life.
* If it is not done well, no matter how beautiful it is, it is worthless; Doing practical things for the people is a golden word at the beginning.
* When someone presses you with a stone, you can stand up, that's resistance.
* Draw a circle on the head shell with the left and right index fingers, and then sing: tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.