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A collection of nursery rhymes and proverbs

Rub your stomach and open a small shop, which is oily and vinegar. Young girls go to the market, one radish and one pear. Take a bite of spicy throat, who told you to pick the big one! Lao Zhang is one of the best. Lao Zhang's daughter-in-law can shoot guns, gun to gun, stick to stick, no more, no less, no less than sixteen o'clock. Little boy, sitting on the doorstep, crying for a wife. Why do you want a wife? Turn on the light to talk, turn off the light for company, and get up tomorrow morning to braid your hair. One-year-old bean bags jumped by the dozen. Small landlords in grade two dance by the dozen. Grade three students play with broadswords, and grade four students load bullets. As soon as the fifth grader shot, the sixth grader left One-year-old bean bags jumped by the dozen. The first year of grade two is glaring at each other. The third-grade students are full and the fourth-grade students are starving. The fifth grade is angry, and the sixth grade is out. A little dog sitting at the gate, with black eyes, wants to eat meat and bones. When a goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's horn, and the buffalo goes into the water, but the water is no waist of the buffalo. Niu Niu rides a cow, Niu Niu twists, Niu Niu twists, mother drives a horse, the horse is slow, and mother scolds the horse. The rain is bubbling, and the old man is wearing a straw hat. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is a monk telling a story in the temple. What story did he tell? Once upon a time, there was a mountain and there was a temple in it ... The little mouse went up to the lampstand to steal oil to eat, but it couldn't come down. He called his mother, and if she didn't come, she would roll down. Eat soda, drink bread, get in the bag and follow the train, get out of the bag and go north. I saw a man bite a dog, picked up the dog and cut a brick, but it was bitten by a brick. Bugs, bugs, bugs, flies, shit a lot, big bugs run home, little bugs chase after them. I dreamed that you jumped into the river. I took a fork, and your lid is hard. Report to the commander that he has no pants to wear, only a pair of underwear, revealing his navel. Weave a basket of flowers. There are children in the basket. The children's names are flower baskets. Buffalo, buffalo, come out first, then come out. Your father and mother roast mutton for you. If you don't eat, the old cat will take it away for you. Oh! Shaving your head and playing three lights keeps lice and sores away. Wolf, wolf, shit against the wall, the wall fell down, and the wolf ran away. Stinky tofu stinks, soy sauce stinks, and whoever stinks tofu gives more soup. Such a beautiful day, snow-like flowers, such a good child, no feet. Rushed to the head, rushed to the head, regardless of the rain, others open an umbrella, he hit the head. Running around, eating and choosing a big bowl, giving him a small bowl that he doesn't want, and giving him a big bowl that is shameful. Pull it blind, pull it blind, and feed it to the turtle in the river. On February 2, the dragon looked up and gold and silver flowed all over the ground. On February 2, I picked up the baby, but I couldn't. I cried. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Go up the mountain and fight tigers. Tiger is not at home. He farted. , 12345, go up the mountain to shoot tigers. The tiger missed, only hit the back of the head. The tiger didn't see it He only hits the big bad guys. 12345, when the tiger is not at home, he only plays big watermelons. Watermelon has no seeds, only hitting small Japan, small Japan, drinking cold water and drinking a lot of small ants. Big saw, big saw, grandma's house, singing drama. Pick up your daughter, ask your son-in-law, and Xiaowai's grandson will also go. Sit in rows and eat fruit, one for you, one for me and one for my sleeping sister. Learn from others (xiáo), be full of hair, follow others and become a dog. Samsung is in the south, and every family pays New Year's greetings; The younger generation kowtows and the older generation gives money. If you want money, turn around and leave. Honey melons worship the stove, and the new year is coming; Girls want flowers, boys want guns; The old man wants a new felt hat. Make fun of ... make fun of ... try to be funny, and dip potatoes in sugar. , minibus dog, go to Nanshan, eat golden beans and pull gold bricks. You turn on the light, I smoke, you set off firecrackers, I whip, and celebrate the New Year. The white rabbit has erect ears and likes to eat radishes and vegetables. Jumping is so cute. Barak, Barak, don't Barak, Barak is broken. High shaving skill. You don't need scissors or knives. When you shave off your hair one by one, you get a big bag on your head. Operate when you arrive, and go home to make big bread. Hook, hang yourself, don't want it for a hundred years, who wants it, drop it. On such a beautiful day, it is snowing, and the teacher has to wait for a few days for tuition. The three-year-old doll wears red shoes and goes to school crooked. The teacher told him to sleep and ran home with his schoolbag on his back. Can't run, can't get up, come to school, learn culture and draw. The library that can't be managed is on fire, the locomotive is on fire, and the head is big. Once upon a time, a fart, earth-shattering, crossed the barbed wire and came to Italy The king of Italy is watching a play. He smelled this fart and was very dissatisfied. The whole city caught this fart. Hold your fart, suffocate your heart, don't fart and exercise. Whoever fights loudly is the principal, whoever fights badly is the professor, and whoever is silent is smelly and backward in thought. Fart is the breath of life, you can't let it go. It's easy for you to let go, and you feel depressed when you smell it. It was dark in the middle of the night, and there was a Liaoshen war in your home. At your mother's command, your father took the lead, and your grandfather went forward and fell into the pit. , smooth gourd eggs, ground to 10: 30. Smelly and smelly, one nose and two mouths. Stir-fried peppers with green peppers and boiled yam with potatoes. Your father loves to eat, and your mother won't be angry. When your father stares, your mother leans on her hips, your father holds a pipe and your mother holds a spoon. Young couple, just fight. Fight. Small ball, banana pear, horse Ma Lian blossom 21, 256, 257, 2823911, 356, 357, 3839411 ..., tricycle, running fast, there is an old lady sitting on it, asking 50 cents for a piece. Do you find it strange? The Tang Priest rode a horse, followed by a the Monkey King. the Monkey King's eyes were bright, followed by a pig. The pig had a long nose, followed by a sand monk, who knocked on a gong, followed by an old witch. The old witch had the worst heart and cheated Tang Priest and Bajie. Tang Priest is confused and can't tell whether a person is a demon or not. Thanks to the Monkey King's bright eyes, which shone with golden light, he turned and took out a gold hoop. The boss flies the plane and the second throws it. Fortunately, the third one ran fast and killed the fourth son of a bitch. Five or six, old seven old stepped aside. Liu, plait, steamed corn-bread, half-cooked, boiled cabbage, spit like sesame oil, and dad gave him two bricks. Who will play for me? Hit a sickle. Fire sickle knife flower, melon. Melon is bitter, tofu. The tofu is rotten and the eggs are scattered. Knock on the balls, and there is a brother sitting inside. My brother came out to cook and sat inside with an old woman. Grandma came out to burn incense and there was a girl sitting inside. The girl came out to light a lamp and burned her nose and eyes. The little bald man went to the temple platform, had a bald battle, picked up a bald penny, made a bald treasure, and attracted a bald companion. Bald men eat and watch, bald men persuade to fight, bald men complain and report to bald men's government, bald men's bench, single bald men's eggs. A little man, not too big, wearing a blue cloth, riding a little red horse, holding a matchstick in his hand and sticking it in your little nose. Don't be crooked, little bench. Let my grandmother sit down and I'll beat her back. Grandma praised me as a good baby. Little fellow, open a teahouse, there is no tea to play. , one spin horizontal, two spin ning, three spin bucket is not fatal, four spin bucket copy bench. Shameless, shameless, stealing watermelon skin. People give you two pieces of candy, and you dig grass for them. The child's head is the earth. There are mountains, water and rivers, but there is no faucet. The child's head is like the earth, the child's waist is like a sickle and the child is like bread. The river is swift. Your father and I went to steal melons. Your father stole three and I stole two. Your father escaped and I was arrested. Your father ate watermelon at home, I wrote a check at home, your father ate melon seeds at home, and I was shot in prison. Your parents, in desperation, walked into Mao, just wanted to light a lamp, fell into the cesspit, and died heroically because of shit. Eat in bed, pull in bed, fart in bed, honk the horn. A man behind me stole my peanuts. I just want to kill him. As soon as I saw it, it was my son. My son has a thick skin and can't get through with one shot. He made the soles of leather shoes, which won't wear out for a year. Small bench, three legs, I give grandma melon seeds, grandma thinks I eat slowly, I cook noodles for grandma, grandma thinks I don't put oil, and I kowtow to grandma. I have a golden doll with golden arms, legs and hair. The first day, I went to fetch water by the river and lost my golden doll. I cry, I cry, I cry; The next day I went to the river to fetch water and found my golden doll. I laughed and laughed. On the third day, Japanese devils came to my house, robbed my chicken, robbed my duck, robbed my golden doll and finally returned it to us. I cry, I cry, I cry; The fourth day, my uncle came to my house, returned my chicken, my duck, my golden doll and finally gave me a big red flower. I laughed and laughed. You shoot one, I shoot one, and the child flies the plane; You shoot two, I shoot two, two children braid, three children eat biscuits, four children write big characters, five children eat sweet potatoes, six children eat stew, seven children kill cocks, eight children, nine children and nine children. The little red child is wearing a red hat and four mice are carrying a red sedan chair. Cats play lanterns and yellow dogs drink. Going to the Chenghuang Temple to drink was a fright, Master Huang Cheng. One with one mouth, two eyes and four legs jumped into the water with a splash. Two people with two mouths, four eyes, eight legs, plop, plop, jump into the water ... little black chicken, two legs, Daniel, four legs, six-legged dragonfly, eight-legged crab, earthworm and eel without legs. It's my soldier who comes with me, not my soldier. Bang, bang, stir-fry peanuts. A basin, a bowl and a jar. There is a little girl in the jar. How old is she? It's time to get married in thirteen or three years. Mom, mom, the water is boiling, and my feet are crooked. I am lame when I walk, and I can't wear leather shoes when I grow up. , divided, two oils, marry a daughter-in-law; Divide, rob, marry a daughter-in-law instead of a mother. Call if you miss your mother, and then break up. On Saturday night, the street lights were on, and the garbage collectors lined up. The old man gave the order and rushed to the garbage dump. As soon as the wind blows and the scraps of paper fly, the rag-picker plays hard. One net doesn't catch fish, two nets don't catch fish, and three nets catch a small tail fish. High-grade cream and high-grade sugar, high-grade old man went to the grass, with no paper in his pocket and shit in his hand. Don't listen ... don't listen ... recite. As the days get longer and the nights get shorter, Uncle Mouse gets up late. The sky is falling, and the puppy is gone. I am your father, how great I am, and I have worked hard to raise you. Crows crow in the sky, skeletons smile at me, and birds say early. Why are you carrying a bag? I went, and the teacher didn't know. As soon as I pulled the rope, I ran away, and the school exploded with a bang ... I came to Tianjinwei, but I didn't learn. Learned to drive and ran over more than 200 people. Come and get me, frighten me to tremble and climb into the mouse's nest. The mouse saw me and called me big brother. Home is gone, home is down, and my chimney is smoking. Hands on your back, heartless, Japanese surrender, long live China. The old man plays with fireballs to burn incense oil, while the old woman plays with fire chopsticks to burn incense dishes. I have a 17-year-old sister. Four years and twenty-one years later, she found a husband who was only ten years old. She is older than her husband 1 1 years. One day, they went to fetch water, with one head high and the other low. They didn't see that my in-laws were kind to me and pushed you into the well. Don't cry, children. Your elder sister-in-law is in front of you Your elder sister-in-law is a woman with bowlegs and limp walking. Little monkey Little monkey was caught stealing peaches. /kloc-no shooting in 0/929, walking on the ice in 3949. 5969, looking up at the willows, 79 rivers open, geese come, 99 Jia 19, cattle go everywhere. Malanhua, Malanhua, you are not afraid of wind and rain. People who work hard are talking to you. Please blossom immediately. Learn from Li Xiangyang and never surrender. When the enemy comes for me, I will climb the high wall. If the high wall doesn't work, I'll drill a hole in the ground. There will be gunshots in the cave, and the Japanese soldiers will be destroyed. Xiao Pi opened the curtain, really cried, a somersault to the end. La seven la eight, frozen duck, la eight la nine, frozen puppy, la nine la ten, frozen dog. We are all wooden heads. First of all, we are not allowed to cry. Second, we are not allowed to laugh. Third, front teeth are not allowed to be exposed. Let's see who has the strongest position. Son, son, don't be greedy. After Laba, it will be New Year. Laba porridge will be drunk for a few days, and it will rain on the 23rd. Twenty-three, honeydew melon is sticky; Twenty-four, sweeping the sun; Twenty-five, fried tofu; Twenty-six, stewed mutton; Twenty-seven, slaughter the rooster; Twenty-eight, send face; Twenty-nine, steamed bread; Thirty nights make a night; New year's day, twist it. I stammered, as soon as I arrived in Moscow, I hurried there ... Let's (biā) go, go, fall down and get sick, please see a doctor, have an injection, take medicine, and not laugh for three days. Porcelain cock, iron crane, glass mouse, glass cat. I'm not afraid of you hitting me. I'm going to find your father. Your father shot you three times with a machine gun. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. There is a jar in the temple. There is a bowl in the pot. There is a dish in the bowl. There is a spoon on the plate. There is a drop of shit in the spoon. I ate it. You are too greedy. My story is over. Our family is poor, your family is rich, and your family has many urinals. Cheapskate, drinking cold water, broken cans and broken falls, can't drink water, got a wife to eat food, and gave birth to a child with a leg. Silly young people cross the road, shit their pants, pick a piece of candy paper to wipe, and the more they wipe, the more sticky they get. Brothers are good, brothers are bad, brothers take belts to the streets, you wear them, I wear them, and you are the old lady of the landlord. , bravely forward, heroic, through the pickle jar, eat pickles, drink salty soup, pulled my crotch. , surnamed Zhang, surnamed Zhang, there are articles in his crotch, and there are many lice. Qian, surnamed Zhao, not surnamed Li, but you are under the sun. There is a goose in the sky and a goose on the ground. Goose flies, goose touches goose. [ 1]

[Edit this paragraph] China folk nursery rhymes

Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, jump over the flower wall, the wall is broken, the donkey grinds, the pig picks firewood, the dog makes a fire, and the kitten goes to the kang to knead cakes. Mouse, mouse, go up to the lampstand and steal oil to eat, but you can't come down. Zhizhizi called grandma, but grandma refused to come, so she chattered and rolled down. Shake the boat, shake, shake, shake to Waipo Bridge. Grandma smiled at me and said I was a good baby. A bag of sugar, a bag of fruit, and a cake after eating. Strike while the iron is hot; Strike while the iron is hot; Strike while the iron is hot; Send a pair of scissors to my sister; My sister will let me rest; I won't rest; I'm going back to get the iron. Push mill, shake mill, shake mill, push beans, grinding bean curd, Mo Runer wants to eat tofu. Cooking a bowl of rice, but not cooked well, crying with pots and pans. Little boy, little boy, sitting at the door, crying for a wife, asking for a wife, what are you doing? Light a lamp to talk, blow a lamp for company, and braid your hair tomorrow morning. Which side is higher? This road is very high. Which side is short? This road is very short. A pot of tofu makes twelve pieces. Tender tofu, good food, cooked today and tomorrow. Sitting in rows, eating fruit, there are many friends in the kindergarten. You have one, I have one, the big one is for you, and the small one is for me. The crackling sound of firecrackers during the Spring Festival is really lively. Playing with dragon lanterns, walking on stilts, making jiaozi and steaming sweet cakes, grandma rubbed her eyes with a smile, and grandpa was so happy that his beard became warped. I have a pair of small hands I have a pair of small hands, one on the left and the other on the right. Little hands, little hands, ten fingers. I have a pair of small hands I can wash my face, rinse my mouth, dress, comb my hair and do my own thing. The moon is big, the moon is big, the moon is big, and the moon is two. My brother gets up to learn carpentry, my mother gets up to tie the soles, my sister-in-law gets up to steam glutinous rice, and the doll smells the smell of glutinous rice and beats gongs and drums to pick up the girl. The girl is tall and playing with scissors, while the girl is short and playing with crabs. The crab climbed up the slope, and the girl was still feeling in the river. The crab climbed the threshold and the girl was still shouting in the river. The crab climbed into the house and the girl was still crying in the river. Shake, shake, shake until grandma Waipoqiao cooked white rice and herring, but the soup was not cooked. On August 8, the fire tube burned its tail, and on September 9, mosquitoes appeared like old ducks. On1October 10, mosquitoes stuck to mortar and their feet were straight. The Monkey King hit the monster Tang Priest and rode on a horse, followed by a the Monkey King. The Monkey King runs fast, followed by a pig. Pig has a long nose, followed by Friar Sand. Friar Sand was carrying a basket, and behind him came an old witch. The old hag, with the most vicious heart, cheated the Tang Priest and the old pig. Tang Priest's old pig is really confused. People can't tell good from evil. I don't know, I was cheated, thanks to the Monkey King's bright eyes. Eyes bright, shining with golden light, holding a gold hoop high. The golden hoop is great, and the demons and ghosts go out. Five fingers one two three four five, go up the mountain and shoot tigers. The tiger missed it and saw the little squirrel. How many squirrels are there? Let me count. Count, one, two, three, four, five. Seven aunts came to pick fruit, one two three four five six seven six five four three two one. Seven aunts came to pick fruit, and seven baskets carried it. There are seven kinds of fruits: apples, peaches, ancient durian, persimmons, plums and chestnuts. The wind is coming, the wind is coming and the rain is coming. Where did the monk hide the drum? There is a child playing in the temple. Look, there is a big watermelon on the kitchen table. April, April, the wheat feet are yellow, and every field is noisy; Three-year-old children look for cow grass, and 80-year-old father delivers tea soup. 12345 12345 went up the mountain to shoot the tiger, but the tiger didn't hit the squirrel. How many squirrels are there? 12345 On May 5th, Duanyangmen planted wormwood, ate zongzi and dipped in white sugar. Brother Moon, come with me. Brother Moon, come with me to Baroba in Nanshan. Pipa is soft, bamboo plaque is high, and cutting vegetables is fast and bitter. It's sweet to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival, and it's good to celebrate the New Year. Zongzi is fragrant, Zongzi is fragrant, and the kitchen is fragrant. Folium Artemisiae Argyi smells fragrant. Peach branches are inserted in the grid, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow and there is sunshine everywhere. Fireflies, fireflies, red at night. My father-in-law carries shallots, my mother-in-law raises silkworms and shakes silk tubes, my son studies medicine, and the bride weaves and works as a tailor. There is food at home. Big saw, big saw, grandma sings big drama at home. Pick up girls and ask your son-in-law, but don't let Dongdong go. If you don't want to go, you have to go and catch up by bus. The little white rabbit, with white ears, loves to eat radish and vegetables, and is so cute. Very strange, very strange, very strange, very strange. The ant trampled the rooster to death, the father slept in the cradle and the baby sang a lullaby. [ 1]

[Edit this paragraph] Spring Festival nursery rhymes

In old age, Chinese New Year is the happiest thing for children. A nursery rhyme accompanied by children's immature children's voices clearly entered thousands of households and lingered in deep hutongs and ancient quadrangles for a long time. When the twelfth lunar month comes, children are looking forward to the New Year, especially those from poor families. They usually can't put on new clothes or eat anything good, but in the New Year, their parents will prepare some food and drinks for their children and make new clothes, no matter how tired they are. At that time, as long as I drank Laba porridge, it was not far from the New Year. So, the children sang nursery rhymes: children, children, don't be greedy, after Laba is the year; Laba porridge, after drinking for a few days, is twenty-three miles away; Twenty-three, honeydew melon is sticky; Twenty-four sweeps; Twenty-five, frozen tofu; Twenty-six, go to meat; Twenty-seven, slaughter the rooster; Twenty-eight, send face; Twenty-nine, steamed bread; Stay up for 30 nights; Walking all over the street the first day and the second day. Because every family has to go out to pay New Year's greetings on the first and second days of New Year's Day, the streets are full of people coming and going at this time. This nursery rhyme vividly summarizes the whole custom that people are busy with the Chinese New Year and has been widely circulated for many years. Make fun of ... make fun of ... beg Doby; Rice cakes dipped in sugar, jujube chestnuts, begonia. China New Year is coming. Adults will go shopping for last year's goods, and children will follow adults to go shopping for all kinds of delicious food and fun. At that time, there were many kinds of snacks and fruits in the street. The Lord spread the rice cake on the table, cut it with a knife, and then put a spoonful of sugar on it, and the children dipped it in sugar. On the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, the children said: honeydew melons offer sacrifices to the stove, and the New Year has arrived; Girls want flowers, boys want guns; The old man needs a new felt hat and the old lady needs a new cotton-padded jacket.