2. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and entanglement, and we didn't think you were excellent.
Please don't just think that a girl is naive. If she doesn't like you, she is more mature than your mother. Maturity is for strangers, and naivety is for people you like.
4. What is maturity? Your mother didn't rush you. You put on long pants.
The so-called review is to see what you can't do and make sure you really can't.
6. I suddenly found that many people have the same beginning for all their future plans: when I get rich.
7. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let you pee and look in the mirror.
At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.
9. The toilets in the teaching building are equipped with mirrors. Do you think you should tidy up your appearance? It is wrong to let you know that you have to read more books if you are ugly.
10. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night, because they make you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin.
1 1. It is impossible for a fat man to have temperament. The objectivity of this truth is equivalent to "people must die."
12. "If I were ugly, poor, short and stupid, would you still love me?" "Don't fucking assume, ok? You are ugly, poor, short and stupid. "
13. When you are unhappy, take a deep breath. It was just a bad day. Maybe tomorrow will be worse.
14. Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.
15. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems. How to have money is your biggest problem.
16. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you!
17. If it succeeds, eating green vegetables is called raising.
Health; If you fail, eating green vegetables is called shabby. This is not chicken soup. This is called reality!
18. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.
19. The barrier yarn for women to chase men is basically barbed wire or charged unless the man has a good impression on you.
20. I don't know how happy people can be, but I know how disappointed people can be.
2 1. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.
Although I am ugly, I can be ugly as long as I buy beautiful clothes.
23. I ate a five-catty watermelon and didn't wait for your reply. I think it's not that you don't like me enough, but that watermelon is not big enough.
24. If you are tired when you get up before going to bed, and you have the spirit before going to bed, it is estimated that many things are not a problem.