Now parents let their children take part in various interest classes from childhood. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.
3. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find, alas, an extra father. When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find an extra son, who is still a rebel.
4. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't taken a trip just now, at least you still have a body that says you are fat!
5. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness ... kowtowing people have one word: practical!
6. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?
7. When people are unlucky, drinking water will plug their teeth, and water is even more unlucky. Even if you are drunk, you will get stuck between your teeth.
8. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat.
9. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.
10. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.
1 1. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.
12. The most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and close your eyes. This is the only feasible way for human beings to cross at present. Close your eyes for five seconds and you can reach the future in two hours.
13. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.
14. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.
15. I was beaten when I was a child, and I was very wronged. I feel that I am definitely not my own, and I have been planning to run away from home. Now that I have children, I suddenly realize that my parents didn't kill me, but they really love me!
16. It is said that people will eat about nine tons of food in their lifetime, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!
17. If you can't control your mouth and lose weight again this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-Fat Yuan De motionless.
18. I believe that there must be someone in this world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, freckles and acne, flat chest and fat legs, rudeness and unreasonable, lazy and sloppy. This man is your rival in love.
19. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.
20. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.
2 1. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't have execution, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl
22. The feeling of taking a courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child looks like the old king next door after being disassembled.
23. I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.
24. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.
25. I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!
26. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. I didn't understand that beautiful promise until I was frozen into a dog today, because I was too young.
27. Lawyers want you to be sued, doctors want you to get sick, and mechanics want your car to break down. Only thieves and insurance companies are the kindest, and they always want you to be prosperous and safe.
When we are young, we all make mistakes. We always call girls in their twenties aunts and boys uncles, so now we get what we deserve. We'll pay it back sooner or later if we mix together!
29. I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.
30. The ancient robbery: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. Stay and buy money if you want to pass by. After hundreds of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.