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Part 1
It is said that on this day, Mo Sheng, Wei Wei, Shuang Yi and Yue Feng chatted online.
Yi Shi: I'm stuck again.
Qunmo ...
One plus Yi Shi: You don't care about others ... > _<
He Musheng: What is the bottleneck?
It doesn't matter if you don't say it.
One plus Yi Shi: Why can't I write H? I want HHHHHHH.
Gongmo ...
Ridillo (changing the subject): What is the greatest boss?
Endless romance: I guess I'm still sleeping. My brother slept in the bathtub yesterday and was released this morning.
Reed slightly (pure): 33 is so strong at home? ! But what does this have to do with sleeping in at the age of 33
Endless romance: it's not that my sister-in-law is difficult to deal with. She must have been crushed in the bathtub yesterday and let my brother out this morning.
Reed slightly (blushing): ...
He Musheng (guilty, it turns out that Feng Teng and Chen Yi are kindred spirits): ...
One plus Yi Shi: How do you know that the moon is boundless? Maybe you ...
Romance is boundless: I went back to my parents' house yesterday.
One plus Yi Shi: It's not fair. People study in the bathtub all day. Why can't I even write h?
The boss is the greatest: here I am, sorry for getting up late.
The silent group ... the group blushed. ...
The boss is the greatest: What's wrong with you?
One plus Yi Shi: 33 Your life is so happy, you should come to my house to help me write H.
Boss is the greatest (blushing ... paparazzi are everywhere, please report to Boss at night to see if you can not sleep on the balcony): ... you'd better find someone else. ...
One plus Yi Shi: Xiaoshengsheng, you must help me.
He Musheng (guiltily recalling Chen Yi's bathtub incident): ... I took a photo and couldn't help it. ...
One plus Yi Shi: Yes, yes, you can take pictures. ...
Romance is boundless: Yi Jiashi I think you are a bottleneck that is about to collapse. Why is your man useless?
Yijia Yi Shi: We live together in a pure way. I haven't tried his X function yet. ...
Romance is boundless: (despise) you are so lame that college students are slightly better than you.
Reed Weiwei: ... My great god and I are still boyfriend and girlfriend, and we are having more pure and ordinary communication. ...
Romance is boundless: what? ! Sheng, you and your husband started dating from college, right? You despise them with me.
He Musheng (guilty): My family and I only went to second base in college, and then after we got married. ...
Vast romantic: What's wrong with this world? Maybe only my family and I made it clear that stealing bases before marriage was successful?
The boss is the greatest: ... I want to catch up on sleep, 88
He Musheng: ... I also want to go out and buy sheets.
Reed slightly: I have a task with the great god, first to fight monsters.
One plus one stone: I went to eat roast duck.
The moon is boundless; ...
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That night, Mosheng seriously discussed the X problem of college students with Chen, then accidentally confessed some confessions of today's chat, and then went to the bathroom with Chen and Mosheng. ...
In the process of taking the bath towel, I called Xiao Nai, reported the contract of Xiao Nai's company, and then mentioned Mo Sheng's questioned confession.
Then Xiao Nai hacked into the microcomputer, downloaded the chat record of the day, and sent an attachment to Feng Teng and Zhou.
That night.
Shawnee: Let's live together.
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Feng Teng: 33, how about building a hot spring bath next to the swimming pool? Come on, let's discuss it on the balcony.
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Zhou: Does the roast duck taste good?
Shuang Yi: Hmm. (gnawing duck neck ing)
Zhou: That's good. Come to the study after eating, and we will discuss some things.
Shuang Yi: What's this? (Continue to gnaw at duck neck ing)
Zhou: My X function.
Shuang Yi: ... (Duck neck falls off)
Zhou: Don't like studying? Then we can talk in the bathroom.
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The next day.
Feng Teng called Yan Qing: I heard that you and Xiaoyue succeeded in stealing bases before marriage? Abortion hasn't come back to live for a long time. Pick her up next month.
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Romance is boundless: hey? Why am I the only one on the line? Where are the others? Are you sleeping?
the second part
On an afternoon when everyone was asleep and the moon was off, Miss Feng called her brother Feng Teng angrily after receiving a phone call from her husband.
"What is it?" Mr. Feng is in a good mood and is planning to rebuild the balcony. It was a little cold last night, so I didn't enjoy myself because I was afraid of catching a cold. Let's build a greenhouse. Mr. Feng looks satisfied, like a 33-year-old white rabbit being bullied in the flowers and plants in the greenhouse.
"Eldest brother, why don't you let me go home? Tell me clearly that you asked him to pick me up next month. " Yue Feng almost went crazy. I miss my husband. I miss my husband.
"Not just next month, it will arrive soon." Mr. Feng leafed through the papers carelessly.
"Only three points!"
"Very not easy to return to family, you can't spend more time with 33? Oh, yes. I heard that you and Yan Qing succeeded in stealing bases before marriage? " Mr. Feng put down his papers and narrowed his eyes, intending to settle accounts with his sister.
"Ah, elder brother you are very busy today, want to have a meeting, I don't disturb your work. Goodbye. " Pia called last month.
This, this eldest brother how can know? Cold sweat waterfall, thinking and thinking, the small light bulb is on.
"Xue 33, you did the mole regardless of handkerchief friendship! I want PIA, you. " Yue Feng rushed into the room of Big Brother and No.33, and rushed directly to the uplifted bed.
"hmm, hmm?" 33, unconscious, hanging for a long time, can't get up without getting up. Joke, this is a small case compared with Feng Teng tossing her out of bed. In the past 33 years, she has experienced many battles and has not been affected.
"Get up." Yue Feng accidentally tore off the quilt number 33. Stunned, uh, it turns out that 33 likes to sleep naked. It turned out to be strawberry season.
The sudden coolness finally made 33 wake up, opened his eyes slightly and saw Yue Feng's stunned face.
33, subconsciously follow the eyes of the month to his chest. ...
"Ah!" Grab the quilt and cover it. "You, you, you, how did you break into someone else's bedroom early in the morning?" The voice is getting smaller and smaller as the eyes narrow, the head is getting lower and lower, and the face is getting redder and redder.
Suddenly, I remembered that I had tossed my head in the month when I started my business, and my forefinger pointed at 33' s nose. "You like my brother! I won't see my husband until next month. You are a despicable person who has forgotten his friends. You are with my husband and my son. "
"Ah?" 33 and Yue Feng are not on the same planet. Yue Feng explained incoherently for a long time, and 33 finally understood.
"Not me. How can I do such a thing? " Innocent, throw a white rabbit's eye and trust him for a month. However, this kind of eyes has no effect on Boss's adult and has side effects. Every time 33 is thrown down immediately, 33' s thought is not cj, and his face is redder.
"Not you?" Yue Feng narrowed his eyes. "Either you or the other three will come with me to catch the traitor." The moon is approaching, hold on to 33, leave, and 33 is dragged by the horn, preferring to die. "People have to wear clothes."
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33 and Yue Feng are waiting in front of the computer. It's almost five o'clock, and other talents are online one after another.
Romance is boundless: What did you do? Come so late.
Silent ... recalling yesterday's feelings ... blushing ...
Romance is boundless: there is a mole among us! I was killed. That's the mole. Be lenient and strike hard!
..... demons. ...
The wind and moon are boundless: no one admits it? Then let's start investigating one by one. One plus Yi Shi, is that you?
Yi Shi: No, no. I'm also a victim. I-I finally tried my boyfriend's X function. Blush ... ...
The moon is boundless: so what?
Yijia Yi Shi: ... I hate it ... I lost my virginity like this, and you didn't comfort me.
..... demons. ...
One plus Yi Shi: I got it. I finally got rid of the bottleneck. I can't waste resources. I want to write it all down. I want to be a romantic queen!
..... demons. ...
Romance is boundless: It seems that the next suspect is not you, vv.
Reed: Not me. Actually, I am also a victim. ...
One plus Yi Shi: Are you as miserable as me? I lost my virginity.
Romance is boundless: don't always emphasize virginity, because vv is a pure college student, be careful that you will lead her astray.
Reed slightly: ...
Romance is boundless: vv, you don't have enough evidence. How do I know you didn't tell me?
Reed Weiwei: ... My situation is similar to that of Yi Shi. ...
Group question mark.
Reed Weiwei: ... I live together ...
One plus Yi Shi: Uh-huh.
Reed Weiwei: ... I'm not a pure college student. ...
The boss is the greatest: you are not simple. You see, people are much better than you.
One plus Yi Shi: I am old and can't keep up with the times. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves.
Romance is boundless: well, there is no suspicion. There is only one left, and the murderer is you, He Musheng!
He Musheng: Wrong!
One plus Yi Shi: Do you dare to say that you didn't disclose anything?
He Musheng (thoughtfully): ... I just discussed our college life with Chen Yi. I didn't say you.
The boss is the best: did he call anyone last night to tip him off?
He Musheng: ... no, we ... took a bath before we finished the discussion, and then ... he shouldn't have time to make a phone call.
Romance is boundless: how can this happen? I want Conan.
He Musheng: Ah, I remember. When Chen took the bath towel, it seemed that he had something to explain to Xiao Nai at work.
Reed slightly (sorry): my great god ...
Yi Jia Shi Yi:No.. Those people seem to know everything we say. Is it possible that he Chen Yi has an eye? 0_0.
Reed slightly (ashamed): Well, you probably don't know much about our great god. Ahem, the so-called great god can do anything. Just give him a computer, it is really omnipotent.
Boss's greatest answer: Xiao Nai found our chat record? ! This, this, this can't be inhabited, and we also have the right to privacy.
He Musheng: Well, I'll ask Chen Yi about his privacy later.
Endless romantic: no! Then history will repeat itself! Vv, it's all your fault. Why is your man a computer genius? ?
Reed Weiwei: I was wrong. I apologize. I didn't know that genius was also a mistake.
One plus Yi Shi: It's a good thing to know your mistakes and correct them.
The wind and moon are boundless: it's too late, and raw rice is cooked into mature rice. How to change it?
Boss is the greatest: what should I do? God, please give me a good time. This day can't go on.
One plus Yi Shi: vv, you have to show your momentum and let him sleep in the study tonight!
The boss is the greatest, right? Isn't the loss of vv great? No, no, no
One plus Yi Shi: I see, we must check the signal!
Group question mark.
One plus Yi Shi: It's just a code word. We code those people so that they can't do anything even if they see our chat records.
..... demons. ...
The boss is the greatest, right? I see.
Reed slightly (always feeling something is wrong): OK.
One plus Yi Shi: I'll go first, I'll go first. My coat is called "coat for sale"
Sweating. No matter you, your man has the final say. )
Yijiayishi: It's your 33rd turn.
The boss is the greatest: pig liver.
Group black line.
He Musheng: Are you sure?
The boss is the greatest: well, it's called pig liver.
He Musheng: vv, what about you?
Reed slightly: Well, I haven't thought about it yet. My great god is the third in the dormitory, or call him. ...
Yi Shi: I know, I know. It's called the third prince
Reed slightly (sorry, people want to say brother A San's): Why?
One plus Yi Shi: Is your great god a god? Three more. Prince Nezha is the most suitable.
Reed slightly (Xiao is wearing a red Chinese-style chest covering, stepping on a red baby tire and holding a carrot): (Cold sweat waterfall) ...
Romance is boundless: this is good, this is good, I agree.
One plus Yi Shi: (Modesty) That's, that's, how can I get up badly? Oh, throat, throat.
Reed slightly (feebly): Then why bother you? ...
He Musheng (Sweet): My family name is "the 999th brick".
IKEA Yi Shi: Why? Why not call it "999 enteritis spirit"
He Musheng: No!
One plus Yi Shi: You can relax as much as you want. Why do you make bricks?
He Musheng (Sweet): You don't understand.
The boss's greatest answer: you are boundless ...
Romance is boundless: my husband is pure, so he doesn't need a code name.
One plus one stone: let's call it "clear soup noodles"
Romance is boundless: not bad, ok.
Reed: My great god is back. I'll get off first.
One plus Yi Shi: No, no, you should use the code name. You should say, "I'm going to visit the third prince."
Reed slightly: (black line) I'm going to worship the three prince birds.
One plus Yi Shi: Good boy, remember to bring a tribute.
Inn ...
He Musheng: Let's call it a day. My 999th brick is coming off work soon. 88
Yijiayishi: Well, 88
Romance is boundless: I want to eat noodles in clear soup, 555555
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That night.
I told Xiao a little impassioned talk about personal privacy, and occasionally I took a look at Xiao's children's shoes with great interest. Shen Da Jr. nodded and was taught.
Then slightly satisfied to take a shower, shaw nai to study to deal with business.
Turn on the computer, shaw nai hands scratched on the keyboard for a while, bring up the chat record looked slightly, sneer at. "Weiwei, Weiwei, you are chatting with my family on my computer and telling me personal privacy?" Then I clicked on the email and sent the attachment to He, Zhou and Feng Teng.
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That night.
Shawna: Wei Wei, come to the study.
Weiwei (breathing): What?
Xiao Nai (grabs vv and presses it on the carpet): You brought a tribute, so my third prince will enjoy it impolitely.
Slightly: ..... (Pay attention to salute).
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On the dining table.
Feng Teng: 33, let's play a game.
Shanshan: Huh?
Feng Teng: When I want to kiss you in the future, I will ask you if you want to eat pork liver. If you want to say that you want to kiss me, don't kiss me if you don't want to, okay?
Shanshan: (Is it exposed? ! ) ...... (Looking up in a flurry, I saw the gentle smile of the Boss's adult, and 33 had no resistance to the Boss's handsome plan, and bowed his head and blushed) ... OK. ...
Feng Teng: So 33, do you want to eat pork liver? (The voice is charming. Fascinating. )
Shanshan: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… "
(A few minutes later)
Feng Teng put a dish in front of Shanshan, and Shanshan returned to reality from the handsome man, pig liver! ! !
Feng Teng: You said you wanted to eat.
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We should look for a double.
Shuang Yi: Ningning, do you know where my pink tomato pajamas are?
Zhou: I don't know, but I bought you a new one.
(pouncing on Zhou) Really? Where is it? I want to have a look.
Zhou: (holding her in the bedroom) Do you want to buy this discounted coat?
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When I got home, I saw Mo Sheng sleeping on the sofa waiting for the door again.
Chen sighed, casually took off the coat that Mosheng bought him, put down his briefcase, picked up the incredibly warm Mosheng and walked to the bedroom.
After lying in bed, Mr. Sheng moved, absently opened his eyes and saw Chen helping her take off her coat.
"I'm glad you're back." Looking at Chen with a silly smile.
My in the mind a tight, kissed the white top of Melson's neck. "Later," Ethan said huskily, "I will never let you count to 999 again."
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The next day was Saturday and everyone overslept.
Xiao nai slightly connected to the floor, looked at the slightly half-asleep and confused phoenix eyes, and could not help but lower his body.
"Slightly, do you know how the gods will bless you?"
"Huh?" Shrimp?
"Pay tribute every day."
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Feng Teng has a good habit of work and rest, and he can't sleep until he reaches a certain level. Looking at Shanshan still chatting with Duke Zhou, she was extremely unbalanced. But I didn't want to get up and waste time, so I blew in Shanshan's ear. "Shanshan, do you want to eat pork liver?"
"I don't want to." I'm kidding. One class is enough.
Feng Teng snorted and sneered. "It's a pity that pork liver wants to eat you."
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"Ningning," poking Mr. Zhou with his finger, he even has a legendary temperament when he sleeps. "Seriously, where are my pink tomato pajamas?"
"Whatever. It is enough to have my coat discounted when you sleep in the future. "
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Kiss Mr. Sheng's forehead, get up and get ready to handle business, lift the quilt and look into Mr. Sheng's eyes, and go back to sleep.
"MoSheng," Chen dragged MoSheng into her arms. "You can change your screen name later."
"eh? For what? " Mosheng rubbed his eyes and looked at those dark eyes that were somehow deeper.
Chen turned over and pressed Mo Sheng. It's called 999 strawberry.