Is this it? Not long enough. Please give me your email, and I will send you the full text-good night to the world. PART-0 1 during the winter vacation of my senior year, when everyone around me was busy looking for an internship and settling down, I resolutely signed up for a karate class and planned to use the holiday to learn self-defense. The reason why I have such an idea is because one day when An Hao and I were eating in the canteen, a news was broadcast on the rickety TV overhead: a newly graduated female college student was raped and then killed by her colleagues during her internship. I watched Mosaic's parents crying on TV, holding her daughter's body, and almost poked chopsticks into her nostrils. When I was at school, I always felt that hitting three or two meters at noon every day was the biggest and most painful thing in the world. Later, I ran around looking for a job and an internship. I see, as long as you give me a job, I will be bitten to death! Now, I'm eating Chinese food that I've just fought bloody battles and watching the news on TV, and I vaguely realize that whether it's a bloody battle or a bloody battle, you have to save your life before you can fight! So I threw my chopsticks on the table and said, "I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I am chewing food slowly and picking flowers. I was shocked, rolled my eyes and asked, "Why?" "I want to clear up, we are still in the ivory tower. As soon as we step into the society, we will be in a dangerous place. My wife thinks that it is really dangerous for a weak woman to have no self-defense skills! " An Gongzhu was obviously choked. She stared at my face for more than ten seconds, and then asked, "Do you think you look sexy and enchanting?" I shook my head. "Is that sweet?" I shook my head again. "Is that cute and charming?" I will shake my head again. "Is that elegant?" I will shake my head again. She raised her slender hand and swept it on her cheek. She winked: "Do you have one tenth of my style?" I will shake my head again. She smacked on the table: "Isn't that it? ! You are neither sexy nor cute, and you have no temperament. You're not even one tenth as beautiful as my mother. What man will blindly strengthen you? Isn't this for myself? ! "I looked down sadly:" But ... but I am also a woman ... there will always be people hungry? " She eyed me up and down with almond eyes: "Fang Nan, are you sure you are a woman?" My face is full of cows. When I was a child, my grandparents sent me to a martial arts school for a year in order to give me a good body. I went in as a little girl and came out as a young man. The bully in our street always calls me "big brother" with a smile when he sees me, while the boys in the class all look like "the devil wears Prada" when they see me, and they become "pure animals" when they see me, and they don't hide their nature with yellow jokes. Once, when two boys in my class came back to chat with me, one of them said he wanted to go to the bathroom, so he naturally took my shoulder and walked to the men's room. I stopped at the door, and they pulled me and asked strangely, "Let's go? Why did you stop? " I calmly replied: "I am a woman, waiting for you at the door." As soon as they patted their heads, they suddenly realized, "Hey! Brother, if you don't say you are a woman, we really forgot about it! " Some old people in the street saw Xiao Lan, who was as thin as a hemp pole, and said, "Oh, hey, Xiao Lan is getting thinner and thinner. Really like an international supermodel! " Seeing Xiaohong, who looks like a well-off steamed bun in the steamed bun shop, he said, "Oh, hey, Xiaohong is getting cuter and cuter. She is chasing cherry balls! " Seeing a face full of ice floating in the shroud store all day, with long hair like a virgin, Xiao Zi said, "Oh, hey, Xiao Zi is becoming more and more temperamental." She is a little dragon girl! " But when they see me, they always frown and meditate, then narrow their eyes and open their mouths and say, "Oh, hey, Fang Nan is getting stronger and stronger. Too healthy, she can be a bodybuilding coach in the future! " It was under such a heavy blow that I grew up to 22 years old and sometimes I almost forgot my gender. Now, when I finally remembered that I was a woman, An Gongzhu gave me another punch: "I said that you don't need to worry about your personal safety at all, and men need to worry about their personal safety when they meet you!" Q: What's the explanation for a pervert meeting a stuffy man? Answer: Fang Man won completely, and the abnormal chest protector retreated. T _ t "However, it's okay for you to study." An Gongzhu changed the subject. "You can protect me!" In this way, Anhao and I didn't go home during the winter vacation. I signed up for a karate class, and An Gongzhu went to be the front desk. We moved out of the dormitory and rented an old house with two rooms and one living room near her work. Every day I send her to work first, then go to study class, and then pick her up after class. Speaking of my friendship with Anhao, it is absolutely comparable to the Great Wall. Anhao has a delicate beauty since childhood. One day in the fifth grade of primary school, she was blocked in an alley by a punk who coveted her beauty, and I happened to pass by, so I killed the gangster three times and five times. An Meimei, who was crying like a pear with rain, threw herself into my arms, raised her lovely little face and said, "Thank you, brave man! It's a pity that I already have someone in my heart who can't promise you face to face. Don't be too sad. I wish I knew you had a crush on me! Don't worry, I won't forget you. I allow you to visit me in our class once a month, but remember to bring delicious food! I like Dove chocolate, and the jelly and vanilla that can be sucked out are much more lovely ... ""Wait, wait! " I stopped jumping out of her cherry mouth and said with a sad face, "I am a woman!" " "She froze, then immediately jumped out of my arms and put her hands on her chest:" Really? " ! I, I, I, I am pure and simple! I can only accept the admiration of boys for girls at most, and I can't accept this! I didn't mean to hurt you, and don't be too sad. I know my charm is so great that you can't stop, but I really ... ""Stop, stop! "I deeply regret my courage for the first time." I am a passerby! I don't know you at all! "She pointed to her face in disbelief." You don't know me? "I nodded." Don't you love me? "I will nod again. After a silence, her chest fluctuated violently, then she took a deep breath and raised her slender hand to wipe away the tears on her cheeks: "You told me so, which made me waste so many expressions and lines. Do you know that reciting lines is very tiring? Squeezing tears is also very hard! "I was silent, talking without breathing was really tired. Since then, I have been in cahoots with Ann. Usually, she enjoys the hospitality of boys who come to her house for free, but sometimes she feels a little out of control, so I need to get rid of those who have changed from "green leaves" to "cow dung" for her. Sometimes I even pretend to be her boyfriend to deal with those particularly difficult people, such as now. Just after Anhao and I left them, we didn't go far. A buddy who looks like a slim version of Pan Changjiang caught up with us and stood in front of us, gazing at Anhao affectionately: "Anhao, I like you for a long time, and I fell in love with you from the first day you came to us! If you can't accept it for a while, we can try dating first, and then consider getting to know each other better when both sides feel good, and then consider talking about marriage after learning more ... ""Stop! "An Hao frowned, preventing him from expressing his deep affection." Sorry, Brother Wang, I already have a boyfriend! " Said the hand holding my arm a tight. That Wang Ge stared at me with his mung bean eyes: "Well, you don't have to lie to me. This man is your brother, isn't he? I know it may not be safe for you to be out alone ... ""Stop! We grew up together and hit it off. He has been with me, sheltering me from the wind and rain. Now we all live together! I lied to you that I didn't die of natural causes! " I silently bowed my head and thought about it. It seems that the above words are true. That Wang Ge was so badly hurt that he couldn't speak for a long time, and then suddenly shouted, "I'll fight you!" " "He rushed at me. When I was ready, I gave up immediately and jumped three meters away from me. I easily picked up Wang Ge's twisted little arm and pulled it hard, and he screamed like a pig. An Hao proudly raised his eyebrows: "Brother Wang, my boyfriend is studying karate. I advise you to give up." I am really sorry. " Then he came and took my hand, and we left smartly. Just not far away, suddenly a voice came from behind: "Hey, wait a minute!" " "Then a hand on my shoulder. Thinking of today's teacher praising my shoulder swing, I thought it was a good opportunity to practice on the spot! So I grabbed his wrist with my backhand without saying a word, squatted down slightly, and a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall threw him to the ground. I clapped my hands smartly, covered my mouth and screamed excitedly, "Wow, Fangman, you are so handsome!" " "But when the local people struggled to stand up, we both froze. He's not that Wang Ge. First of all, Wang Ge is only 1.6 meters, but he is at least 1.8 meters. Secondly, Wang Ge is as thin as an addict. At first glance, he is very strong. Once again, it was the moment when he turned around-"handsome boy!" Ann and I muttered at the same time. The handsome guy I threw on the ground in front of me raised his black eyebrows and stared at me for a few seconds with charged peach eyes. Then he reached out and squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "You, dear, money, bag!" " "I looked down and saw my life, my baby and my lover lying quietly in his hands-I think I fell to the ground when I was cleaning up Wang Ge before. I whispered with tears in my eyes, "Thank you, benefactor! "I grabbed my wallet and didn't pull it out, so I tried it and didn't pull it out. I tried again and pulled out a little bit, so I tried my best to pull-I pulled! However, because I suddenly lost my strength, I suddenly stepped back and finally sat down on the ground. I looked up to see the "benefactor", but I saw his peach eyes narrowed, and a satisfied smile touched his mouth, then patted him and turned away. In the cold wind, that tall and straight figure seems to be limping a little .............................................................................................................................................................. "Today, I downloaded several movies in our studio. Come and watch it together! " I shook my head sadly. She looked at me doubtfully and continued to encourage me: "I tell you, there is a woman in this room who is crazy about her beautiful figure, her breasts and her waist …" I shook my head deeply again. She paused and hesitated: "Why not ... watch G instead of A today? I tell you, there is a lot of pain in the chest and waist ... "I shook my head in confusion again. She can't stop patting my head into the porridge I haven't eaten: "The man next to me has been sick recently and has been running for three years. What are you going to pack for me after 90 years? " ! "Since that day I threw a handsome boy on the ground in public, I have been elegant and melancholy. My favorite "Zhou Ji steamed buns" can no longer arouse my desire, and even A and G, which are invincible in lethality, have lost their magic. I lean on the carved fence to watch the sunset every day, sighing that the beauty is old. Whenever An Hao wants to talk to me, she shudders at my sad eyes, like a couple in a deep palace. I have lived for more than twenty years, but as a woman, I have always been regarded as a man by people around me. Boys and girls are flirting with me, and girls are particularly affectionate to me because I am not a threat. But to be honest, I still envy seeing other girls kissing and coquetry with their boyfriends. Especially with such a beautiful woman around me. Her existence attracts men like a huge magnet. As long as she pouts and stomps, they can't wait to die for her. But no man has ever intended to look at me with such "loving" eyes. Think about it, too. Lying in the boy's arms is an innocent girl. If I were you, I would be an ostrich. But sometimes I still hope to have such a person who cherishes, cares about and cares about me like other girls. But my image is too tough. Girls are made of water, boys are made of mud, and I am both made of cement. So far, that wish is just a small extravagant hope entrenched in my heart. But the "affair" that day reminded me of my pure and beautiful girl's love longing. I began to fantasize about the day when I met him. I grew long hair, restored my skin damaged by the wind and sun every day, wore a white dress, supported an oil-paper umbrella and took a book of Tang poetry and Song poetry. In the drizzling alley, I watched him drift across the sea with lilac sadness. But when I told Ann this, she glared at me hard, then turned around me three times, and finally frowned and said seriously, "I think it's more credible that you still have a tomboy's head, wear a big black neutral coat and worn jeans, and throw each other to the ground with a shoulder throw ..." I pondered for a long time and asked, "Are you saying that the handsome guy I threw on the ground that day is the one I was destined to be? She choked up, then looked at me sadly and said slowly, "Fangman, what do you think a face is to a man?" That is life, dignity, everything! You said you threw him to the ground in a busy street. Does he have a face? "I thought for a long time, and finally looked up and sighed:" No! Ann patted me on the shoulder with relief: "Don't feel too sorry for an old-fashioned person. Three-legged men are hard to find, and two-legged men are everywhere. You will find a white horse that you can ride! ""I looked at her big sparkling eyes and asked, "Aren't men all three-legged?" She patted me on the shoulder, and then patted me with the strength of turning it over: "This is not the key to the problem! We are still pure girls, we are all Lori, and we are still looking up at the sky at an innocent 45 degrees to see the traces of birds, so men still have two legs ... "I suddenly realized and nodded:" Oh ... "So I was relieved and no longer depressed, and I believed An Gongzhu's words: One day, that horse that belongs to me will throw herself at me with colorful auspicious clouds! So I went back to eating, drinking and escorting Ann to work every day. In literary terms, days are like water in the palm of your hand. Even if you try to catch the tail of youth, it will pass by day by day. Wretched ground to say: life is as big as it is, sometimes it is thought to be constipation, but it is found to be diarrhea. In this way, I lived in fear every day in the idle diarrhea, and finally arrived at the last day of my karate class. After class, the teacher held my hand and looked at me expectantly: "Fang Nan, if you want to develop karate in the future, you must come to me!" " I can get a 20% discount if I take you there! "As his favorite student, I solemnly nodded. I stopped attending classes, and suddenly I felt that my life seemed to have lost its direction. Ann is going on a date with one of their handsome guys today, so I went home very depressed after eating out alone. At nine o'clock in the evening, An Hao returned home with a smile of spring breeze. As soon as she came in, she threw a stack of paper at me. I asked, "What?" She hummed a ditty and glanced at me: "The major recruitment materials." I asked again, "Why?" She glared at me: "I'll find you a job!" " "I looked at the data with a thickness of two centimeters, and I was dumbfounded:" That ... doesn't need so much ... "An Hao rested on her hips with one hand and pointed at the passionate words in front of me with the other:" What do you know? ! Looking for a job is like looking for a man. You can't hang on a tree, you should cast a wide net and cultivate it in an all-round way Grasp more hands and be hard! " I opened my mouth stupidly: "Huh?" She picked up an orchid finger and poked it on my forehead: "Idiot! For example, A has a crush on you and you don't like A. What if you have a crush on B and ignore you? So you need to find more substitutes. You will always meet such an asshole who is right in the eyes of mung beans, right? Especially the sixth-rate students who graduated from the fifth-rate major of the fourth-rate college of the third-rate university should be full of fraternity! " "Oh-"I suddenly realized. After profound ideological education, I immediately took action, burned the midnight oil and began to study these materials. The first one, "The salary is 50,000 yuan per month, no commission", my eyes immediately turned into a jack-o'-lantern in the dark-flashing green light, aiming at the next position-Miss. = = Put the materials into the wastebasket cleanly. Secondly, "working four hours a day, with weekends and holidays", I seem to see my favorite "Weekly", and then I look down-artists. I threw the materials neatly into the wastebasket again. Third, "more than three years of work experience, local hukou, if it is a woman, it must be married and have children." I threw it neatly into the wastebasket again. ..... After careful study, I found that this pile of materials that An Hao gave me is really all-encompassing. Wages range from 50,000 to 500 per month, and jobs range from managers to secretaries to operators to coolies to cleaners. If I really submit my resume for every job and claim that I can do it, I don't think I need to sit here and lose my hair for a job now, but I should be sent to the National Institute of Rare and Rare Biological Protection immediately. After I read them one by one and threw them into the wastebasket one by one, there was very little left. So I took out my prepared resume and planned to send it to you the next day. At this moment, An Hao came in and asked me how I was doing. I shook my head feebly: "I don't think they want to recruit people, but they want to recruit a group of intelligent transformers ..." An Hao rolled his eyes: "Intelligent transformers? Incision ... what people want is obviously Mary of the Almighty Mary Su! Ah! Why did you throw it all away? Whether you are suitable or not, submit a resume first. Don't you understand? ! "Said the well picked up the top piece of paper from the wastebasket." Depend, isn't this the most awesome subordinate of Lam Group? Why did you throw it all away! ? "I sighed:" An Gongzhu, look at other people's conditions: Peking University, Tsinghua, Zhejiang University and other famous schools graduated from Fudan ... I am a little-known second-year undergraduate student, where can I be valued? " "Afraid of what? Whatever! Send your resume first! Sometimes people trick you! Me: ... "By the way, where's your resume? Let me see. "I turned supercilious look and handed it over. I quickly turned it over and cried. "You call this a resume? ！” "Ah?" "You wait! "Half an hour later, I received an upgraded resume from Anhao, frowned for a long time, and finally hesitated to ask," Whose resume is this? " An Hao glared at me: "Yours! "I feel like I was struck by lightning. If my resume used to be a dog's tail grass circle, now my resume is ten carats of pink diamond! So the next day, I knocked on more than a dozen doors with this "10 carat pink diamond", and then I was rejected one by one by the remnants ... On Friday, I sent my peace to work, and then wandered around alone, because I said I wanted to eat hot pot at night, so I went to Li Chao for a walk and finally came out with my bag. As soon as I got out of Chao, I heard a scream: "Ah, get him, get him, he robbed my bag!" " "I turned around and found a middle-aged woman screaming in my direction more than ten meters away. Just then, a figure passed by me in an escape posture. I instinctively stretched out a leg-he fell to the ground like a dog eating shit. I put things on the ground, stepped forward and grabbed his arm with a backhand and pressed him to the ground. Want the west, dare to rob others' bags? Hey, hey, you are lucky to meet such a warm-blooded young man as Lao Zi. Today I will let you know what is "why are flowers so red"! Just then, the aunt who was robbed of the bag came running breathlessly. I adjusted the expression on my face and prepared my lines-"You're welcome, aunt. It's okay. " But as soon as I said the word "big", my aunt jumped up angrily and pointed at me and said, "What are you doing? People help me with my bags. Why did you push them to the ground? Great! The man who robbed my bag ran away! I have nothing against you! " My smile froze in an instant-caught the wrong person? Looking down, the people struggling on the ground are well dressed, and a suit can tell that it is expensive, which is really far from the image of the robbers. I smiled and quickly let go of the people on the ground and got up. He pushed me away angrily and struggled to get up. My dog leg came forward to help him pat the dust on his body and asked with a smile, "Ahem, I'm sorry, are you all right?" As soon as he turned his head, we both froze at the same time, and then popped out at the same time: "Is that you?" ! As soon as he turned his head, we both froze at the same time, and then popped out at the same time: "Is that you? " !" Then there is eye contact for more than ten seconds. His eyes are full of resentment, anger, grief and indignation, and he wants to eat people. My eyes are excited, excited and crazy, with a small heart. This is real life somewhere tomorrow. The handsome guy who made me regret my intestines for a week after I threw him over my shoulder the other day actually appeared in front of me again! This, this, this, this is the legendary ape dung! That aunt is still helping him get dressed, and now she sees us asking in such confusion, "Do you two know each other?" I just wanted to nod, but he snorted from his nose, rolled his eyes at me with beautiful peach eyes and said, "I dare not know such a powerful person!" " "The smile on my face collapsed and I apologized awkwardly:" This, this, is really embarrassing. I didn't mean to. Maybe it's because we are so predestined friends that every time we meet, it's so thrilling ... "He was tidying up his cuffs, then turned to me and frowned." Fate? What fate? Destined love? "= =+I rubbed my hands with a wry smile and didn't know what to do. He snorted again from his nostrils, then turned around and shook his sleeves without taking away a cloud. Just when I no longer had hope and planned to find a place to work casually first, I actually received an interview notice from a subordinate of Lin Group. At first, I stared at the email on my computer. I couldn't believe it. Later, I finally believed that my integrity touched God! So I screamed and told An Gongzhu the good news. An Hao didn't believe it at first. When she read the notice completely for three times, she patted the table and said, "Holy shit, you are so lucky! This must be a stupid computer infected with a virus! "I was silent. I opened my mouth to refute my hidden connotation and touched them. As a result, I think it's safer to say this. Seeing my silence, she thought I had stage fright and patted me on the shoulder with relief: "Nothing, nothing. They must be embarrassed to say anything about it, so go aboveboard! "Do a good job in the interview and show them all in one hand, so that you can successfully penetrate the enemy!" = =+The next day, Anhao specially took a day off to take me to dress. According to her, clothes make horses rely on saddles. My current image is really difficult to meet the standards of employing people, and I must completely change my face. So we took the bank card and went to the pedestrian street. After shopping around, we finally bought a brown waist-length trench coat, a pair of high-heeled Victoria Christina Hesketh and a black-and-white handbag. I said I wanted a pair of flat shoes. After all, I haven't made sneakers for more than 20 years, and I suddenly upgraded to wear high heels. I'm afraid I can't walk. However, An Gongzhu said, "Only when you wear high heels can you dare to take short steps and look more ladylike." ? Otherwise, if you stride, you will not be a woman at first sight! "= = In this way, on the day of the interview, Anhao put on a makeup for me. I was wearing five centimeters of high heels and my feet trembled to find Lin. I felt a little dizzy after entering the magnificent hall. When I turned around, I saw a beautiful OL with excellent temperament coming gracefully, so I quickly smiled and asked, "Where are you going for the next interview?" "The beautiful girl blinked her big eyes like a doll, put up an orchid finger and said," Go up here first, then turn right, then turn left, then go straight, then go upstairs, then turn right, then go straight, then go upstairs, then turn left! " I stared at her with my mouth wide open, but she shook her head gracefully and left. Finally, under the guidance of the receptionist, I quickly found a place for an interview. I felt a heavy sense of depression as soon as I entered. At first glance, it turned out that a room full of people were desperately reading their prepared manuscripts. I heard a boy next to me shouting "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen" in the same Drake voice as before the end of the voice change period. Ah, no, good morning! Me, me, me, my name is dirty! ""poof ... "I didn't shored up with a smile." Dude, why are your parents so talented? Dirty ... haha "His face suddenly turned red and he stammered," My father's surname is Xia and my mother's surname is Liu, so I called it … ""Oh … "I suddenly nodded, feeling that his parents' surname combination was terrible ... waiting and waiting, so I could call me easily. I adjusted my clothes and read silently. Just as I was about to close the door, one of them looked at me and said, "It's Fang Nan. What are you doing here? " Wait outside without asking you. "I paused, and then answered honestly," I'm Fang Nan. " The man stared at me for a long time, then looked at my resume and said, "Isn't Fang Nan a man? How did she become a woman? "= = I silently said," I am a woman. Please look at the gender column in my profile. The man uttered a long "Oh-"cry: "So you are a woman!" "I sat on the stool silently and began to be tortured by them in turn. In front of a * * * who is in charge of the interview, there is an empty seat in the middle, and I don't know why. They looked through my ten-carat pink diamond resume and asked a few questions that An Hao and I had discussed. I answered these questions easily, and for the first time, I had great confidence in myself. Just when I felt good about myself, suddenly a person asked, "What's your specialty?" I nodded: "Yes." "Girls learn this?" "I'm fine, I tell you! I can knock a big man to the ground with my bare hands! "His suspicious eyes made me feel seriously insulted. You can doubt my gender, but you can't doubt my skills! As soon as I got hot, I stood up from the stool and got ready. " Come on, just come up with two people, and I can solve it easily! "A few people in front just looked at me with beer bellies, and I raised my eyebrows:" It's okay, don't worry about me, I'm sure it's okay. "