1, I'll wait for you at your door, with a lot of things in my hand, ready to have a good night. Don't hesitate to meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Thinking of sending you happiness, I sit on the west side of the entrance. Why? Because you want to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.
2. Look at the earthquake message quickly. It's Qiangyuan this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!
Test your IQ on April Fool's Day (April 1 Sunday). Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not guard against it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame and fortune. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day!
Life is wonderful because of friends, and my life is dreamy and meaningful because of the embellishment of these friends. I often give my friends homework, and my friends never leave me alone. No, my friend said he would also give me singing homework. I readily agreed. If it is a big deal, I will sing a song. Who knows that he arranged a personal concert in the toilet on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day, my friend, you must come and join us!
You are a bad boy, and you won't pay for stealing. People chase you every day and laugh all over the sky. One day I will catch you and punish you for life. Honey, don't be angry. I am willing to be cheated by you. I just want to love you every day and stay with you forever. Happy April Fool's Day!
6. Send me a short message today about the fool you met or saw. In the evening, I will choose the most interesting one and charge him 100 yuan. Believe it or not! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. What are you busy with, classmate? Let me tell you some good news. I saw my girlfriend again, beautiful and amazing. Come and see me at noon today. Come and judge me. You come to talk to me, and I'll come to see you if I have something in my heart. 4. 1 April Fool's Day: You are a fool if you don't come!
8. Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither too early nor too late; You said, or didn't, that stupid man is there, not far away; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the information is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others Happy April Fool's Day!
9. I feel I can't breathe without you today. I feel that the sky is falling, and I am very lost. Ah, my friend, come to me and let me use my powerful fool technology! Happy April Fool's Day!
10, March 7, Girls' Day, flip through the calendar, there is no boys' day, bear with it! On March 8, Women's Day, I flipped through the calendar. There was no Women's Day, so I put up with it! On March 9, I was furious with the perpetual calendar. Jiang Tian, who didn't protect his father, had to endure it again! Seeing April Fool's Day in April 1, you secretly laughed: finally you have a holiday of your own. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1, are you sentimental? Mimosa? Are you still alive? Dog tail flower? You get out of the mud and don't get stained? Frog? You are a big hit in my heart? Prawn? April Fool's Day is coming. I warmly greet you: Are you happy now?
12, I just saw a man who looks like you on the road. Actually, it's not particularly similar, just a little. Well, to be honest, it doesn't look like it at all. Actually, I didn't go out at all today, and I didn't see anyone. Actually, I just want to talk to you. Anyway, are you happy today? Today is your exclusive festival. Happy April Fool's Day!
13, a woman said to her best friend: I like being with you best, and being with you is my happiest time? . After listening, my best friend said happily: Haha, because I am full of positive energy. ? The woman added:? Because you are short and fat, you have no boyfriend, you are two years older than me, and there is no pressure to walk with you. ? Happy April Fool's Day here!
April 1 day, April Fool's Day, April 65438 1 day, I cheated money, money, romantic love and hugs, and my silly dog Doby Bird. I'm so stupid, I'm still laughing when I'm fooled, and I'm still clapping when I'm watching mobile phone messages!
15, who feels happy? Really happy? ! Who thinks he's smart? Really stupid? . April Fool's Day is here, buddy. Are you happy? I wish you feel smart.
16. According to the national regulations, all communication workers have to attend study and training today, so your mobile phone can't be connected because of poor signal. In this case, please put it in boiling water for 250 seconds. Happy April Fool's Day!
17, a ringing bell reminds people to wake up and sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. This showed that I was late, so I ran out soon. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!
18. Confirm that you are the suspect XXX who fled n years ago. You are under the control of the police. Please turn yourself in to the police station immediately. Happy April Fool's Day to you.
19, happiness needs simple sowing, life needs warm watering, and feelings need short message communication. For the sake of spending a dime, give me a mobile phone. I wish you every year? Stupid? !
20. I was really happy last night. I touched it left and right and had sex with the fairy. The egg cake was on the bar. Life is so heroic, silver dollar is at the waist, happy dreams are made every day, and wife and children are healthy and happy! Happy April Fool's Day!
2 1, April Fool's Day, people are stupid, happy and happy. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!
22. I didn't know how to cherish many opportunities before me until I found it difficult to say those five words to you again. I prayed and looked forward to it, and finally I waited for God to give me this opportunity. I will say to you loudly now: Happy April Fool's Day!
On this great day, let's have a rest together! Then call the boss in the evening and wish him a happy April Fool's Day. Isn't this a great idea? Remarks: I am not responsible for wage deduction! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
24. If someone confesses to you today, don't refuse it as a joke, because many people are willing to tell the truth today. Don't let the beautiful fate miss, don't turn a blind eye to the happy love. Happy April Fool's Day!
25, April fool's day to text busy, fools juggle. Clever tricks are constantly gullible, which leads to the spread of laughter. Don't panic when you receive the text message. Don't be nervous when you identify it carefully. Seriously consider whether it is true or not, and smile happily. Happy April Fool's Day!
26. My eyes are full of you, and my heart is full of you. A true love is so sweet on this day. I miss you and all of you. I only fell in love with you on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day, I don't lie about your love.
27. Every promising young man with dreams and goals has unconventional blood in his bones! Want to enjoy the ups and downs of life? Or do you want to taste all the joys and sorrows in one day? Feel the shock of the soul and the infinite possibilities of life. In fact, these are easy to achieve, as long as a pair of sunglasses and a bowl, trembling sitting on the side of the road, quickly pick up things around you and try it! Happy April Fool's Day!
28. Your figure is like Guo Jing, your eyes are like Yang Guo, and your love is like Ling Huchong. You are a chivalrous man that everyone loves. I'm not worth mentioning. My name is Jin Yong, and you are all made by me. Heroes, please read my message and wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
29. There is something wrong with the biscuit I gave you. The love letter I gave you is fake. The cigarette I gave you can explode. The coke I gave you was all vinegar, but anyway. Stupid? Well, today's' blessing is really sincere, April Fool's Day, I wish you endless happiness!
30. The United Nations Festival Committee issued a report saying that April Fool's Day belongs to people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow response; Second, dull; Third, often giggle; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1. I went to see you this morning and found myself having dinner. I don't have the heart to bother you. You stared at me affectionately at dinner. I said shyly: Pigs, don't look at people like that, they are still young! Happy April Fool's Day!
32. Buddha said that you and I are predestined friends. I said, you and I have no chance. Buddha said, things are not things, flowers are not flowers, can you understand? I said, things have changed, and I am doomed to miss you! Second brother, you are crazy, Amitabha. I won't take you to KFC!
One day, the little turtle said to his mother. Pig said that there is a new software to clean up the memory of mobile phone, and you can easily lose weight by shaking it hard! ? Mother turtle said, good boy, don't listen to their nonsense. The donkeys in the street shook their heads hard, so we won't be fooled! ?
34. I want money, I want emotion. I can't have both. I gave up money and took my feelings with me. ? Stupid? I want what I want, and bear's paw wants what I want. You can't have it both ways. Why not give up the bear's paw? Stupid? Yes April Fool's Day is coming. Be careful? Cheated? Oh!
35, "April Fool's Day to SMS, my blessing is the best, I have no worries immediately after receiving it, and I have less pain after reading it, and I can get a high salary after forwarding it. I'm sure I'll pick up money when I send it in groups. April Fool's joke can make you angry, grasp the scale without playing tricks, and treat each other sincerely! "
36. Stupid days, stupid places, stupid people, and the integration of ancient and modern heaven and earth; You fool me, I fool him (her), he (her) fools you, and the true feelings in the world are passing. Happy April Fool's Day!
March 3 1 has passed. What day is today? You know that. One step forward is happiness; Taking a step back is happiness. This is your own festival. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, whether you are going forward or backward.
38. Hello, your mobile phone number won the second prize of the mobile company. After receiving the message, you can log on to the official website of the mobile company for details.
39. One day, the Tang Priest asked Wukong to go to the front to find out. Wukong was ordered to shout when he came back. Master, Lingshan has arrived! ? Don't talk nonsense, Wukong, Tang Priest said indifferently. It's only been a few days, so it's impossible to get to Lingshan. ? Wukong said helplessly: Master, April Fool's Day makes you happy. ? Tang Priest was frightened at once. Wukong, there are monsters behind you! ? ,? Where is it? ! ? Wukong turned around with a loud cry, and Tang Priest returned to his original state: Amitabha, happy April Fool's Day. ?
40. A wise man thinks positively about everything, and by thinking happily about happy things, he will naturally realize a happy life; Fools think the worst of everything, and the more they think about it, the more bitter it will be, and eventually it will become a troubled life. Everything in the world is between your own thoughts. When we look at the world with the heart of a saint, everyone is a saint; Look at people with a wicked heart, everyone is a thief. Dude, you are smart, but do you have to be April Fool's Day? Stupid? Quick? oh
4 1. Today, the earth will revolve around you, people will look around you, everyone will call you, and the story of Hollywood will be staged. The unexpected result is that you will be cheated. Today is April Fool's Day. I'm worried about you. Don't go out today!
42. when April fool's day comes, you should avoid acquaintances, attract beautiful women, be polite to your boss, protect yourself from friends, and send text messages to your family with a smile? The fox's tail is finally exposed. If you get caught, you can't run away!
43. There are so many short messages today that my fingers are shaking. Although friends are very close, you should distinguish between true and false when you receive a text message today. Everything is April Fool's fault, which hurts people's brains and makes them think. There is really nothing to think about. Fools should be happy. Life is full of joy, so you can be happy and not live in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!
This short message is specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it. Fools get smart when they receive it. Whether you get rid of it successfully or not, you will get a lucky one. Is it okay? Stupid? Coming? Stupid? Happy!
45. The April Fool's Day program is colorful, the intellectual storm strikes, the IQ test makes you dumbfounded, the EQ test makes you worse, you can't do the math in elementary school, you have a brain teaser, and the fool comes again. Have a happy day!
April 1 day, a beautiful day, I sincerely wish you: you must sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, forget as soon as possible when you are bored, enlighten me when you are depressed, invite me to eat bread, and trip over money when you are lazy!
47. I know you are never superstitious, but it is expected that April Fool's Day is not suitable for anything. The sound of wind and rain is the sound of reading, and the sound is unbelievable! Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I wish you a successful fool, and don't be fooled.
48. "We should be careful about all the notification affairs today. Don't give financial bonuses. Don't trust emergency meetings. The leader called but didn't listen. Some people do not invite guests. Some people don't give gifts. They don't laugh when they receive happy messages. Be smart on April Fool's Day and be less fooled! "
49. When April Fool's Day comes, everyone will laugh. How cute the fool is. Calm down and don't blame him. Fools will laugh, and friendship will not be defeated. Ha ha, laugh it off, no knot. I wish you a fool success and be laughed at by him!
50. The ancients said, don't be indecent, don't be indecent. On the road to anti-corruption, we should fight both tigers and flies. April Fool's Day is not a gift, but a happy day. Wish you a good day? Wahaha? .