I didn't expect someone to really applaud. What a big business. In fact, I know in my heart that your applause is a farewell to the host-I have no name. But just now, a child recognized me at the gate of this theater: "Are you an actor? Play avatar, right? " -I got the wrong person. Watching those comedians come on stage, the audience clapped their hands and laughed. What about me? The dawn here is quiet. You don't have to comfort me, really, I'm used to keeping a low profile.

I'm not talking about cross talk, I'm talking about loneliness. Because I was not a cross talk material since I was a child, I was a little silly since I was a child. How happy children are now. Three couples have a child, and they can't speak Chinese yet, so they signed up for English classes. When I was a child, there were five brothers in my family, only my father earned money, and five children had four pairs of trousers. I was too old to stay at home. Children nowadays don't have any toys. Fully charged. Computers, video games, electric batons-oh, it's not funny at all. When I was a child, there was a switch at home, and my father wouldn't let me touch it. Now all children have MP8, but I didn't have P when I was a child. My grandmother had a cane, and when she died, I played with it for half a year-I used it to pretend to be an old lady.

Going to school in the middle is really not fun during recess. The monitor organized a competition for us to see who could put this head in the desk. I was quite successful. I went in and couldn't pull it out. Bring my father here and take me to the hospital. The teacher in the reception office wouldn't let me out, saying that this table was public property and I had to take it down before I could go to the hospital. My dad said, "Why go to the hospital when you can take it off?" I won't let you go until I pay the deposit. Now the doctor is responsible for the patient. When we were young, the doctor tricked people into amputating my leg. My dad said, "beheading has long been abolished." Drag me away. Going home, I couldn't get on the bus. I walked home with a table on my head. I turned100%-I don't know what my arm is. One of our neighbors is a carpenter, saying that he sawed the table, but my dad can't bear it-the school is withholding money. My dad said, "It's good to bring a desk. It is convenient to write homework. " My head is stuffed in it. I do not see any at all. Do your homework? Three days later, I lost weight and pulled it out for me.

Now, children watch performances, which are very rich: cross talk, puppet show, drama, music ... The only drama when we were young was performed by the local amateur troupe. When I was a child, I watched Outward Outward Taking Tiger Mountain. Yang Zirong shot Luanping, and Yang Zirong held Luanping down with this hand. This hand held a gun and made a gesture. There was a prop artist in the background who hit the gun with that hammer, and Luanping died. It was a performance on the playground that day. It's raining and the gun is wet. When Yang Zirong gestured, the gun didn't go off, and all our classmates were shocked. The teacher also told us: "Uncle Yang Zirong used silent pistol." Luanping couldn't hear the gunshots and didn't lie down. Yang Zirong continued to play: "I represent the people"-catching up with a wet cannon; "I represent the party"-another wet cannon. Yang Zirong was really anxious and ran out of bullets: "I strangle you on behalf of the People's Party!" This Luanping strangled me, and I stood up and cheered: "Uncle Yang Zirong is really strong!" Because my head was squeezed by the table, I was a little careless. At that time, our family had a chicken that was run over by a car. The driver wanted to lose money, so he asked me, "Kid, is this chicken yours?" I said, "Look at chicken feathers, but our chicken is not so flat."

My aunt sometimes helps me with my homework and tells me stories about Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, who has long hair, a green face and fangs. I won't listen. I looked out of the window. My aunt was really worried: "Fang Qingping, you look at me instead of me. Do you know what Bai looks like? " I don't listen in class. The teacher is talking above, and I am whispering below. Our teacher punished me: "Fang Qingping, repeat what you just said loudly for twenty times." Dare not say, go to that station: "There are leeks in the teacher's teeth, there are leeks in the teacher's teeth, there are leeks in the teacher's teeth ..." "Ok, remember in the future, you must raise your hand if you want to talk in class." The teacher spoke for another twenty minutes. It's time to answer students' questions. Everyone raised their hands, so did I. The teacher remembers the revenge just now. The last one called me, "Fang Qingping, what do you want to ask?" "It's too late, I solved it on the spot." The worst thing I learned was Chinese, and I can't even make sentences. The teacher asked me to make sentences with this word one by one. At six o'clock in the evening, my father came home one after another. The teacher wrote a comment at the back: Is your home messy? Fathers don't go back together, but one by one. How many times does your mother have to heat the meal? At that time, I couldn't make sentences without my father, who was the only person in the family who made money. The teacher asked me to make sentences with the word thank you. I thank my father for doing my homework-I betrayed my father. The teacher asked me to use the original sentence, and the sentence I made was: It turns out that he is my father-I just figured it out. Writing a composition is even worse. In the second grade of primary school, the teacher asked me to write "My XXX". I flatter and write about my teacher. The first sentence: "My teacher is a melon seed face". I wrote less about this melon. The teacher saw it and said, "My teacher has a paw face." . What are the benefits of claw face? Then read on: "Midnight, I came to the teacher's door"-why do children go to the teacher's house at midnight? I don't know what the wind is. "I saw the window of my teacher's house still shining with candlelight"-our teacher is a model of saving electricity. "The teacher corrected our homework overnight"-this homework in primary school was actually finished in half an hour. Our teacher is slow, so we have to change it to evening. "Looking at the white hair on the teacher's temple, my eyes are moist"-our teacher was only twenty-one years old and his hair was young that year. "The teacher endured the pain, corrected the last homework for us, closed his eyes with relief and left us forever. Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. We should carry on the teacher's legacy and be teachers of the people when we grow up "-when we grow up, we are all teachers, and I don't know where to find so many students. We could only write this composition when we were young. In the third grade of primary school, we were asked to write my XXX. I dare not write about my teacher for fear of getting into trouble. Write about my grandmother: "My grandmother passed away, and I sincerely wish her happiness as the East China Sea and a longer life than Nanshan"-is it better to die than Nanshan? Zero point! In the fourth grade of primary school, I was asked to write "My XXX". I think I must write well this time, and I can't get any more zero points. The title of my composition is my comrade Qiu. The teacher said, "You have to know others, too. Even I have never met Comrade Qiu. Zero points! "

When we were young, our knowledge was narrow, so the teacher could only give us this composition topic: "My XXX" or write "A good thing". As soon as you write this question, you will be in trouble. 80% of the students in the class should see the old lady crossing the road. Now the old lady can cross the road by herself. The brave one drives faster and faster and rushes forward. The car came from here, and the old lady looked over there: "You dare not hit me anyway!" " "When we were young, the old lady was very honest, waiting there with a stick, waiting for us to help her, but she didn't go home after helping, and she also checked her account:" What's your name? "We can't tell her yet." My name is red scarf. "-this is a good thing. Let's keep a diary every day. What is there to remember for a child every day? Nonsense: "It's sunny today, and the teacher led us to climb Mount Everest. The students started the mountaineering competition, and Wang Xiaoming, the sports commissioner, climbed to the top of the mountain in less than five minutes. At the top of the mountain is an orchard with watermelon trees, wax gourd trees and Christmas trees. The farmer's uncle climbed the watermelon tree as dexterously as a big cat. The farmer's uncle picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to me. I grasped it firmly with my left hand. Opposite the orchard is the Palace Museum. The students lit a bonfire in the Forbidden City and listened to the teacher talk about his war stories. The teacher said that as long as we get good grades in the exam, we will climb the Xiangshan Mountain, which is higher than Mount Everest. The teacher said he would take us to Xiangshan to pick sausages. "

I often organize spring outing and write about it every time. The whole class has a set of words: "We came to the park with great interest. The first thing that caught our eye was the rockery. The bonus on the mountain is like fire, pink as chardonnay and white as snow. Some students play hide-and-seek and some students eat snacks. Everyone had a good day and left reluctantly. The students all say that they will come to the park next spring. " -All these words. On a spring outing, the school organized a grave-sweeping. Let's write a composition. We also use this phrase: "We came to the cemetery happily. The first thing that caught our eye was the grave. The flowers on the garland are as red as fire, as pink as Chardonnay and as white as snow. Some students are playing hide-and-seek "-courageous, running to the cemetery to play hide-and-seek, not afraid to bump into kids. "Some people eat snacks"-eating offerings. "Everyone had a good time and reluctantly left. The students all say that they will come here next spring. " -It's not full.