Performer: Cao Yunjin &; Liu Yuntian
Struggle route:
Cao Yunjin: Audience friends, crosstalk performer Cao Yunjin.
Liu Yuntian: Liu Yuntian.
Cao Yunjin+Liu Yuntian: Happy New Year to you.
Cao Yunjin: I am very excited to stand on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: But I'm also nervous.
Liu Yuntian: What are you nervous about?
Cao Yunjin: What is this place? Live broadcast of the National Spring Festival Gala.
Liu Yuntian: That's right.
Cao Yunjin: Taiwan Province is full of celebrities and elites from all walks of life. I am not as good as others.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, who are you worse than?
Cao Yunjin: Yang Liwei, a space hero.
Liu Yuntian: Huh?
Cao Yunjin: I went into space at the age of 38.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Ding Junhui 15 years old won the world championship.
Liu Yuntian: That's right.
Cao Yunjin: Zhou Yu's thirteen-year-old official worships the commander-in-chief of the water army
Liu Yuntian: Huo.
Cao Yunjin: Kangxi acceded to the throne at the age of six.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Beethoven began to compose music when he was four years old. Huluwa was born to fight goblins.
Liu Yuntian: What a mess!
Cao Yunjin: People have achieved so much one after another. Do you think I can take my time?
Liu Yuntian: Hey, what's the use of worrying? If you want to succeed, you must make up your mind first.
Cao Yunjin: I've made up my mind.
Liu Yuntian: Oh?
Cao Yunjin: I have been influenced by a good family since I was a child.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: When I was young, my father often taught me, son, to be a successful person, you must first know what you want.
Liu Yuntian: Hey.
Cao Yunjin: What I want is money and beautiful women.
(pa) disappointing things, are these superficial things what you want?
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Repeat! What I want is career and love. Hey, that's right
Liu Yuntian: This is different.
Cao Yunjin: Hey, this is different.
Liu Yuntian: Really?
Cao Yunjin: It depends on how you understand it.
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: When I was young, I had many dreams of success. At first, I wanted to be a great chemist.
Liu Yuntian: OK.
Cao Yunjin: I have been studying chemistry hard since middle school.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Listen carefully in class and finish your homework carefully.
Liu Yuntian: Hey.
Cao Yunjin: I am always the first to stand up and raise my hand to answer the teacher's questions.
Liu Yuntian: It's really positive.
Cao Yunjin: The teacher asks questions in class. Attention, class. What can silicon and water produce? Asshole soup!
Liu Yuntian: Hello.
Cao Yunjin: Turtle soup! Put more coriander and some sesame oil.
Liu Yuntian: All right, all right.
Cao Yunjin: The teacher is angry. Nonsense made everyone burst into laughter. What a scandal! Oh, teacher, please give me another chance, give me another chance.
Liu Yuntian: I know this is wrong.
Cao Yunjin: I'll give you another chance.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Gasoline! Do you know that?/You know what? Carbon monoxide, toxic gases
Liu Yuntian: Hey.
Cao Yunjin: Yeah, that's right.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: What if there is a gas leak at home?
Liu Yuntian: Huh?
Cao Yunjin: Have a cigarette to calm down.
Liu Yuntian: Hey ~ ~ OK.
Cao Yunjin: Get out. Get out.
Liu Yuntian: This is too much.
Cao Yunjin: The teacher told me that you'd better not study chemistry.
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: Studying chemistry is too dangerous for you. It is easy to explode.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, yes.
Cao Yunjin: Then I fell in love with literature.
Liu Yuntian: That's good.
Cao Yunjin: I want to be a great writer.
Liu Yuntian: What about you?
Cao Yunjin: All kinds of literary works, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Four Traditional Classical Novels in China.
Liu Yuntian: Oh?
Cao Yunjin: Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Dream of Red Mansions, Journey to the West.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: How well the Three Kingdoms are written.
Liu Yuntian: Really?
Cao Yunjin: Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Three brothers are brothers with different surnames. One of them banged his head on the ground to protect Tang Sanzang from the West.
Liu Yuntian: Hello.
Cao Yunjin: On the way, Liu Bei often bullied Guan Yu.
Liu Yuntian: Oh ~ ~
Cao Yunjin: Tang Sanzang taught him. You are Po Hou!
Liu Yuntian: What a mess. this is
Cao Yunjin: The teacher told me that you'd better not make a mess of literature.
Liu Yuntian: This is embarrassing.
Cao Yunjin: Let's do something else.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Then I fell in love with music.
Liu Yuntian: Oh?
Cao Yunjin: I want to be a great musician.
Liu Yuntian: Ideal.
Cao Yunjin: Write the most beautiful melody in the world like Beethoven.
Liu Yuntian: Great!
Cao Yunjin: How well you play the piano!
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: So I found my father. Father, I like music. Ah, I want to learn piano. I want to play the piano. I want to buy a piano.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: My father looked at me. Son, if you really like music, you don't have to buy a piano.
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: So is whistling.
Liu Yuntian: Hmm ~ ~ Hey, what's the idea?
Cao Yunjin: My musical dream was killed in the cradle.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Later, I want to be a great translator.
Liu Yuntian: What about you?
Cao Yunjin: I can translate audio and video texts.
Liu Yuntian: Oh, can you?
Cao Yunjin: Of course, I speak English very well.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: You must practice these words in your daily life.
Liu Yuntian: This is the foundation.
Cao Yunjin: For example, "Apple"
Liu Yuntian: What can I say?
Cao Yunjin: "Apple"
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: Hey, you must pronounce "Apple".
Liu Yuntian: It's simple.
Cao Yunjin: Not everyone can say that.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, I can see that.
Cao Yunjin: You name one.
Liu Yuntian: "Apple"
Cao Yunjin: You see, the pronunciation is not standard. If you want to send an I, the childish point is "Apple".
Liu Yuntian: Oh, "Apple"
Cao Yunjin: Well, being naive doesn't mean hating you, you know?
Liu Yuntian: Oh, really?
Cao Yunjin: This is an apple, an apple.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, how about oranges?
Cao Yunjin: Orange.
Liu Yuntian: Bananas
Cao Yunjin: Bananas
Liu Yuntian: Dad.
Cao Yunjin: Father.
Liu Yuntian: Mom.
Cao Yunjin: Mom.
Liu Yuntian: Grandpa.
Cao Yunjin: Father's father.
Liu Yuntian: Huh? No, so grandma is mom's mom?
Cao Yunjin: Come on, that's grandma. How can grandma be mom's mom? Grandma is dad's mother.
Liu Yuntian: Oh ~ ~ Yes.
Cao Yunjin: This logic doesn't work.
Liu Yuntian: I still need to study.
Cao Yunjin: But then I thought.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: This translation is so boring.
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: Not for me.
Liu Yuntian: So what suits you?
Cao Yunjin: Movies and TV suit me better.
Liu Yuntian: Why?
Cao Yunjin: I have a foundation.
Liu Yuntian: On what basis?
Cao Yunjin: I like watching TV plays since I was a child.
Liu Yuntian: Really?
Cao Yunjin: The 86 version of Journey to the West has brought countless joys to my childhood.
Liu Yuntian: I like it.
Cao Yunjin: I know The Journey to the West too well. I am determined to make such a play and become a well-known classic.
Liu Yuntian: Ambitious.
Cao Yunjin: I can recite every look of The Journey to the West.
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: the Monkey King appeared for the first time.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: The Great Sage is making trouble in the sky.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Count pigs and Bajie.
Liu Yuntian: Huo.
Cao Yunjin: Hong Haier.
Liu Yuntian: Too many.
Cao Yunjin: I can do it.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Just say one line and I'll know which episode it is.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, that's it. I can do it too.
Cao Yunjin: You can't do that.
Liu Yuntian: If you don't believe me, you can test me.
Cao Yunjin: Let me test you.
Liu Yuntian: There you are.
Cao Yunjin: What episode is this?
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Baby robes.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, hey, hey, how do you feel? The episode of Guanyin Temple, the black bear monster.
Cao Yunjin: Of course.
Liu Yuntian: Nothing.
Cao Yunjin: Listen to this.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Are you the reinforcements invited by the monkey?
Liu Yuntian: Yo ~ ~
Cao Yunjin: Are you the reinforcements invited by the monkey?
Liu Yuntian: It's really like studying. Dahong Haier
Cao Yunjin: Well, I can't beat him.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Listen to this.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Master ~ ~ Master ~ ~ Which episode?
Liu Yuntian: Hey! It's all in this episode
Cao Yunjin: Is it over? I don't know. What about you?
Liu Yuntian: Hey, if you want to say this, you don't know which episode it is, if I say a few lines.
Cao Yunjin: No way. I carried The Journey to the West.
Liu Yuntian: Then listen. Wukong ~ ~ which episode?
Cao Yunjin: You and I are just an episode.
Liu Yuntian: Hey ~ ~ ~ One episode?
Cao Yunjin: My name was Master first, and now you are Wukong.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, hey ~ ~ OK.
Cao Yunjin: This is an episode.
Liu Yuntian: You can really handle it.
Cao Yunjin: I know The Journey to the West's lines, especially those of Sha Wujing.
Liu Yuntian: Oh ~ ~ Friar Sand.
Cao Yunjin: Well, of course there aren't many lines.
Liu Yuntian: Really?
Cao Yunjin: Just a few words.
Liu Yuntian: Tell me.
Cao Yunjin: Brother, the master has been taken away by goblins.
Liu Yuntian: Ouch ~ ~
Cao Yunjin: Big Brother.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Master and Second Brother were caught by goblins.
Liu Yuntian: Hey.
Cao Yunjin: Big Brother.
Liu Yuntian: Ah.
Cao Yunjin: I was taken away by a demon.
Liu Yuntian: Huo, I took them all.
Cao Yunjin: There are several words. There are still a few words.
Liu Yuntian: Ah.
Cao Yunjin: Master, Big Brother is right.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Master, the second brother is right.
Cao Yunjin: Master, Big Brother and Second Brother are right.
Cao Yunjin: Brother, Master is right.
Cao Yunjin: Big Brother, Second Brother is right.
Cao Yunjin: Big Brother, Master and Second Brother are right.
Liu Yuntian: OK ~ ~
Cao Yunjin: No, I didn't say anything else.
Liu Yuntian: No.
Cao Yunjin: Oh, one last sentence.
Liu Yuntian: Oh, oh, oh.
Cao Yunjin: Don't worry, Master, the master elder brother will come to save us.
Liu Yuntian: Hey! Ok ~ ~ Does this count?
Cao Yunjin: Do you think I will do some research?
Liu Yuntian: I don't think you have any research.
Cao Yunjin: If you say so, it seems that the film and television industry is not suitable for me either.
Liu Yuntian: Nothing seems to suit you.
Cao Yunjin: Why? Why can't my dream come true?
Liu Yuntian: Yo.
Cao Yunjin: I feel very depressed.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: I think I am the most miserable person in the world.
Liu Yuntian: Oh ~ ~
Cao Yunjin: If people unfortunately drink cold water, their teeth will be blocked.
Liu Yuntian: Take a look.
Cao Yunjin: I broke my fork when I coughed.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Pull the car over the ridge-one obstacle at a time.
Cao Yunjin: Eating sugar cakes will burn the back of your head.
Liu Yuntian: I haven't heard of it. Wait a minute. How can eating sugar cakes burn your head?
Cao Yunjin: You see, the candy cake came, and the candy fell off as soon as it was torn.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: A little "Wow ~ ~"
Liu Yuntian: Hey ~ ~ ~ Hi. Who told you to lick it?
Cao Yunjin: I am in a very bad mood.
Liu Yuntian: OK, OK, alas, alas ~ ~ ~
Cao Yunjin: Why can't I?
Liu Yuntian: Alas, alas, alas, are you sad? I understand, you talk so much, and you can't do anything with your feet on the ground. If you really want to succeed, you must make your own efforts and labor. Without hard work and labor, all your dreams are called daydreams.
Cao Yunjin: You are absolutely right.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Wake up the dreamer in one sentence. I won't talk empty words. I can't talk big.
Liu Yuntian: Hey.
Cao Yunjin: I want to keep my feet on the ground and do something real.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Whether it's ten, twenty or thirty years.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: I will fight for my dream.
Liu Yuntian: OK.
Cao Yunjin: There are many examples of late bloomers. What am I afraid of?
Liu Yuntian: Who are they?
Cao Yunjin: Huang Zhong
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: I conquered the world with Liu Bei at the age of 60.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Jiang Ziya became prime minister at the age of 80, commander-in-chief at the age of She Taijun 100, and the Monkey King took the Western Classics at the age of 500.
White Snake fell in love with Chitose, and Bi Fujian hosted the Spring Festival Gala at the age of 53.
Liu Yuntian: OK.
Cao Yunjin: What am I afraid of?
Liu Yuntian: Hehe.
Cao Yunjin: I want to start with what I am good at.
Liu Yuntian: Hey, what are you good at?
Cao Yunjin: My greatest strength is that I'm not good at it.
Liu Yuntian: Hey ~ ~ ~ Not good at it?
Cao Yunjin: But I have hobbies.
Liu Yuntian: What are your hobbies?
Cao Yunjin: I like singing.
Liu Yuntian: Singing is also good.
Cao Yunjin: I sing very well.
Liu Yuntian: Really?
Cao Yunjin: No matter old or new, Hong Kong and Taiwan, mainland, domestic and foreign banks.
Liu Yuntian: That's right.
Cao Yunjin: Of course.
Liu Yuntian: What are you going to do, old man?
Cao Yunjin: Theme Song of A Dream of Red Mansions (87th Edition)
Liu Yuntian: Ouch!
Cao Yunjin: We all know each other too well.
Liu Yuntian: We will.
Cao Yunjin: A Dream of Red Mansions
Liu Yuntian: You sing.
Cao Yunjin: You also said series, and I also said series.
Liu Yuntian: Hey ~ Just a moment, please. Hey, hey, come on, it's called serialization.
Cao Yunjin: Liaozhai
Liu Yuntian: A Dream of Red Mansions, Virtual Eyebrows.
Cao Yunjin: A Dream of Red Mansions, Virtual Eyebrows.
Cao Yunjin: One is Lanyuan Xianpa, and the other is Wu Meiyu ~ ~ Hmm ~ ~
Liu Yuntian: What do you mean?
Cao Yunjin: Why does singing hurt?
Liu Yuntian: Who told you to twist it?
Cao Yunjin: This is old. I can do it in RTHK.
Liu Yuntian: What can I do in RTHK?
Cao Yunjin: the son of Shuang Jie in Jay Chou.
Liu Yuntian: Hmm ~ hmm? Jay Chou's nunchakus.
Cao Yunjin: Two Conclusions of Jay Chou
Liu Yuntian: Oh, that's wrong. Anything else?
Cao Yunjin: Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche.
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: Prince of Love Songs
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: From the beginning to now.
Liu Yuntian: This song is very good.
Cao Yunjin: Will I live like this? My kiss is destined not to kiss the person I love the most. I don't know how I can admit that you are not suitable for me.
Liu Yuntian: OK.
Cao Yunjin: It's called fun.
Liu Yuntian: That's good.
Cao Yunjin: It's all fur.
Liu Yuntian: Ah.
Cao Yunjin: I tell you, as long as you can pick out singers from Hong Kong and Taiwan, there is nothing I can't learn.
Liu Yuntian: That's right.
Cao Yunjin: Of course.
Liu Yuntian: Then please imitate us, Cai Qin, the forgotten time.
Cao Yunjin: Cai Qin, the forgotten time?
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: I really can't.
Liu Yuntian: No, you dare to brag.
Cao Yunjin: Please change it for me.
Liu Yuntian: No change.
Cao Yunjin: You want to embarrass me.
Liu Yuntian: It's not that interesting.
Cao Yunjin: It's hard. Cai Qin, a forgotten time.
Liu Yuntian: OK.
Cao Yunjin: The voice is very low.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Who is knocking at my window? Who is knocking at my window? Who is knocking at my window with his life?
Liu Yuntian: Hey, hey, let him in. What happened?
Cao Yunjin: How about that?
Liu Yuntian: Not so good.
Cao Yunjin: I only know one thing.
Liu Yuntian: In a word.
Cao Yunjin: I wish I could make it up.
Liu Yuntian: Huo.
Cao Yunjin: Nice to meet our dear audience friends.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Today, I have never stood on the stage.
Liu Yuntian: What?
Cao Yunjin: How about I sing a complete English song?
Liu Yuntian: OK.
Cao Yunjin: The whole song.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Happy birthday to you ~
Liu Yuntian: Fuck you. What are you?
Cao Yunjin: English songs. This is a joke.
Liu Yuntian: Oh.
Cao Yunjin: My best, best program.
Liu Yuntian: Yes.
Cao Yunjin: Cross dressing!
Liu Yuntian: Oh, you can cross the string, too.
Cao Yunjin: Of course, my crosslinking is enough to confuse the real with the fake.
Liu Yuntian: That's right.
Cao Yunjin: The most famous program, Drunk New Guifei!
Liu Yuntian: Huo, how about giving us one?
Cao Yunjin: I can have one. All departments should cooperate with me.
Liu Yuntian: OK.
Cao Yunjin: Lights, dancing, music, get up!
Extended data:
Program Description: On the scene of CCTV Spring Festival Evening on 20 12, Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian took the stage and said a cross talk "Struggle". This is also the second time that the members of the former Deyun Society fought in the Spring Festival Gala. Cao Yunjin's cross talk jokes are novel, mainly aimed at the growth and life of the post-80s and post-90s from kindergarten to middle school, and there are many online expressions.
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