Facing the envy (jealousy) of my colleagues, I can only respond with "Hehe".

I weigh 103 kg before pregnancy and 106 kg after delivery, which is really worth showing off for modern women in China who are pursuing "thinness is beauty".

However, the reason for this is that all these are bitter tears!

What a good word "tired".

0 1. Bauer was born to cure his mother's love of sleep.

I like sleeping since I was a child. My grandmother often jokes: "If my granddaughter spends her sleeping time on her studies on average, she will definitely be admitted to Tsinghua Peking University."

After marriage, my husband often spits: "Can you stay away from the pillow? Let's chat privately! "

Usually I turn over and give him a "Let's talk tomorrow."

After Bauer was born, I started a 24-hour combat mode.

The baby's crying is my wake-up call and charging call.

1 sec directly changes from sleep mode to feeding mode.

It is normal to feed five or six times a night.

Never been a mother, I really don't feel this kind of fatigue and helplessness.

Later, even if the child fell asleep, I didn't dare to sleep, because it was too uncomfortable to be awakened from a deep sleep.

Even more exasperating, the meter tripped one night.

I woke up my husband and turned on the switch.

The next morning, my husband complained to me: you suddenly woke me up at night and I didn't sleep well.

I am angry and wronged.

Isn't that how I spend every night?

It is estimated that many mothers suffer from postpartum depression in this way, and they are physically and mentally exhausted and are not understood.

When I get home at 6: 30 every night, I grab a few mouthfuls, then play games, eat, wash, tell stories and sleep with my baby.

When the baby falls asleep, I will wash, wash clothes and wipe the floor. ......

Everything is packed properly, and I go to bed early at night 1 1.

Sometimes, my husband shamelessly asks me: Daughter-in-law, do you want to play for a while?

"Get out!"

02. Everything is in line with his younger brother, and Dabao's behavior degenerates.

Dabao is eight years old and has a certain degree of independence. I put most of my energy into Bauer.

Unexpectedly, it caused Dabao's jealousy.

I will do my best to help you.

Dabao: "Mom, you never hugged me like this when I was a child."

Me: "I hug you like this because you are too young to remember."

Dabao: "I don't care, you have to hug me like this." Rub me like a puppy.

I have never found that this child has such a great ability to cheat.

I can't help it I have to put Bauer in the crib and hug Dabao.

I don't know if I didn't hug, but I was shocked when I hugged.

This puppy is not Bomei or Teddy, but a husky.

It hurt my arm.

Hold it for a few minutes and then throw it out.

Wash before going to bed at night.

Just after washing Bauer's face, Dabao had the cheek to gather together.

"Mom, wash some for me by the way."

I was too angry to talk nonsense with him, so I washed it a few times.

Since Bauer will sit by the bed and wash his feet, Dabao will join in the fun.

Every time I get two pots of water and put them on the stool, they sit by the bed and wash together.

It's definitely not good for two smelly boys to get together and kick water and fight.

At this time, everything I said is just a cloud, so I can only stand by and look at it.

After washing your feet, you should wipe the floor.

It is estimated that when the rent expires, the house will mainly charge me for floor damage.

Relatives and neighbors who don't know the truth all say: Dabao is big, don't worry.

Dabao was at ease with me, but that was before Bauer.

03. Bauer likes to start working, and his family has become a battlefield.

As the saying goes: not afraid of wolves, not afraid of tigers, afraid of babies walking around.

But wherever he can reach, there is nothing he can't take or touch.

I missed my eyes the other day and went to the kitchen by myself.

Go back to the door and get down on the ground. What are you doing?

I walked over and looked. Suddenly, there was blood on my forehead.

Pour vinegar and play on the ground.

Hands, face, clothes, shoes ... this is a sour feeling. Are you jealous?

I haven't forgotten to lick it and suck it.

Drum washing machine, after washing clothes, "tick tock" alarm.

I seem to have received a task, so I went over and pressed it.

And I washed it again.

Bauer often calls himself "the magic pen and horse".

Drawing on the wall with colored pens, still mumbling.

He paints with his front foot and I wipe with my back foot.

I'm afraid I can't tell the landlord.

Later, I bought him a washable baby marker, which saved me a lot of effort.

With two children, the home is full of battlefields.

I don't know how many times I kneel and lie down a day, and give my children enough toys from under the bed and sofa.

Toys are scattered on the ground like stars in the sky. If you can't walk well, have a sour foot massage.

I often comfort myself that war is not terrible, as long as there are no wounded, it is a happy day.

Judging from the weight loss effect, it is indeed a good thing to take two babies to lose weight quickly, but the side effects are also obvious, even if they are old.

It is said that having a baby is ten years older than having a baby, and I have a baby in my teens.

Say that I lose weight quickly, it is estimated that I look at my body shape from a distance.

Approached, it is estimated that I will whisper in my heart: Mom! Old as this!