2. If you can't control your mouth or lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-chubby is not winter.
3. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "father loves like a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.
4. Go to dinner with friends, and tell the boss when you check out: Let whoever sees ugliness check out! As a result, the boss said: Then AA! My friends and I were instantly shocked!
Don't be depressed, although you haven't had a trip just now, at least you still have a body that says you are fat!
6. The hen said to the rooster, "Dear, I am pregnant with your child." The rooster impatiently threw out ten dollars and said, "Take this money to find a reliable supermarket and buy an eggbeater to beat the children."
7. When a man wants to jump off a building, his wife shouts: Honey, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!
8. No matter what you do, stick to it and don't be afraid of failure. They say failure is success, mom. If you pursue her baby, of course you should smile at her mother.
9. In order to celebrate her daughter's birthday, mother cooked a big table of dishes. Eating and eating, the daughter pointed to a dish and asked, Mom, what kind of meat is this? Mom said rabbit meat! The daughter said: Tutu is so cute, how can it be done so badly!
10. When the temperature dropped to a few degrees, a colleague in our office actually wore short sleeves to work. The leader asked him, "Aren't you afraid of the cold?" He said, "I'm not even afraid of poverty. Will I be afraid of the cold? "
1 1. My wife said: After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Is it too much to control pocket money?
12. A buddy in the dormitory had a dog, which was left on the ground after dinner the day before yesterday without washing the dishes. I was going to eat at noon yesterday. As soon as I saw that the bowl was clean, I ate it without washing it. Later, I went back to the dormitory and asked the buddy, "Did you help me wash the dishes?" The buddy calmly said, "The dog licked it."
13. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.
14. How to explain that you are old in one sentence? The great god replied: I used to sneak out from home to attend the party, but now I sneak out from the party and go home!
15. Walking through the blue ocean with my boyfriend, I casually asked, "Are the clothes here expensive?" Idiot boyfriend roared: "the advertisement on TV says you only go twice a year." Do you think it is expensive? "
16. Dad: Do you know how much I love you? Son: How much is it? Dad: You made a mistake when you were a child. I specially asked for half a day off to go home and hit you.
17. Differences between men and women: women are plump, thin, slim, tall, slender, short and exquisite. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
18. No one is perfect. It is normal to be humiliated. I hope others will humiliate me with these three sentences: "Why are you so thin?" "Don't you have some stinking money?" "It's amazing to have a good husband."
Man: Marry me! Do you think we will be happy after marriage? M: Of course. W: How do you know? Man: You are such a man. Even if love fails, friendship can last forever.
Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.
2 1. My uncle went on a blind date with a generous gift. He couldn't find anyone in the village, so he knocked on a door and asked for directions. A big girl came out. My uncle looked straight at the time and entered the door with a gift without asking for directions. Now, their grandson is in grade one.
22. Three points busy, seven points busy, finally enriched life by ten points.
23. My boyfriend is very handsome, and he is always uneasy when he is in contact. Later, we got married. From the initial sweet love, we became the present daily necessities Xiaoyi Wen Xiaoyi Wen vinegar tea.
24. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 3000. Later, after careful measurement, cold medicine is only a few tens of dollars, and it is still cost-effective to buy cold medicine.